Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

Virtuous_Brotha

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So:

Saw a chick on IG and she ended up being a cousin of my coworker. I thought she was cute. They told me stay away. So I felt like trolling. Got her number. We were supposed to hang out then she calls me and says she can't go. :manny:

Then I see her at my job and we chop it up for 5 mins several weeks later. Then a few days after that she asks me for money. Then does it again. Asks me to text her a couple times, I don't. Then she posts some shyt on IG and I made a regular comment and she like "we not cool anymore"

bytch...... :laugh:

fukk wrong with these hoes
same shyt happened to me fuk i look like indirectly paying a woman to be around her the audacity :what:
 

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I should have listened to you guys:

so remember when I was telling y'all about these 2 women who were friends but they were beefing and i was smashing them both without them knowing. Well they decided today to bury the hatchet and they found out that I give both the dictation. One girl just basically said don't ever text me again ( good cause she was too quiet during sex. it was like fukking in a library or sunday mass or some shyt) and the other one, she is the one thats in love with me, she comes all the way from her job TO MY fukkING HOUSE trying to "find answers". I told her point blank I thought y'all were beefing, she was cute and I wanted to fukk. She goes from trying to fight me to wanting to give me head and let me fukk and then forgiveness. THAT bytch CRAZY! After she left I was like what the fukk just happened?

So my question is, how can she go from wanting to punch me to wanting to fukk me?
 

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I should have listened to you guys:

so remember when I was telling y'all about these 2 women who were friends but they were beefing and i was smashing them both without them knowing. Well they decided today to bury the hatchet and they found out that I give both the dictation. One girl just basically said don't ever text me again ( good cause she was too quiet during sex. it was like fukking in a library or sunday mass or some shyt) and the other one, she is the one thats in love with me, she comes all the way from her job TO MY fukkING HOUSE trying to "find answers". I told her point blank I thought y'all were beefing, she was cute and I wanted to fukk. She goes from trying to fight me to wanting to give me head and let me fukk and then forgiveness. THAT bytch CRAZY! After she left I was like what the fukk just happened?

So my question is, how can she go from wanting to punch me to wanting to fukk me?
The answer doesn't even matter.
 

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I should have listened to you guys:

so remember when I was telling y'all about these 2 women who were friends but they were beefing and i was smashing them both without them knowing. Well they decided today to bury the hatchet and they found out that I give both the dictation. One girl just basically said don't ever text me again ( good cause she was too quiet during sex. it was like fukking in a library or sunday mass or some shyt) and the other one, she is the one thats in love with me, she comes all the way from her job TO MY fukkING HOUSE trying to "find answers". I told her point blank I thought y'all were beefing, she was cute and I wanted to fukk. She goes from trying to fight me to wanting to give me head and let me fukk and then forgiveness. THAT bytch CRAZY! After she left I was like what the fukk just happened?

So my question is, how can she go from wanting to punch me to wanting to fukk me?
:manny: looks like you got yourself off the hook
 

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I should have listened to you guys:

so remember when I was telling y'all about these 2 women who were friends but they were beefing and i was smashing them both without them knowing. Well they decided today to bury the hatchet and they found out that I give both the dictation. One girl just basically said don't ever text me again ( good cause she was too quiet during sex. it was like fukking in a library or sunday mass or some shyt) and the other one, she is the one thats in love with me, she comes all the way from her job TO MY fukkING HOUSE trying to "find answers". I told her point blank I thought y'all were beefing, she was cute and I wanted to fukk. She goes from trying to fight me to wanting to give me head and let me fukk and then forgiveness. THAT bytch CRAZY! After she left I was like what the fukk just happened?

So my question is, how can she go from wanting to punch me to wanting to fukk me?

Put that together and let that sink in breh...

She not even wifey...:sas2:
 
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