Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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waiting to eat sum p*ssy
 

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It's going on 4 weeks with this chick I used to mess with telling me she'll call me back. Shorty NEVER hit me back. What make matters worse is she came to my house several times between now and the last time we spoke(She's friend with my EX who lives here unfortunately) and she never bothered to hit me up or even come see me upstairs.

These chicks ain't slick. I swear if she ever call me and I pick up I'm blamming the phone on her.

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...Damn my nikka...you aint never getting p*ssy until you leave that house
 

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23 y/o 5'7, 175, chick off tinder. engineering major at my school

she thinks im cute, handsome etc. interesting and intriguing and wants to get to know me, have conversations and shyt. nerdy black chick, i'd say a 6 in looks department.

she plays video games, loves car, she can cook, and says she has a genuine interest in me and "cares about me a little".

she wants to fukk too, already got the nudes, and them breasts are beautiful. offered to go get tested for me on her own accord. she also uses when we not "if we". and she mentioned wanting to sit on my face. :wow:

red flag: a 1 yr old daughter.

thoughts?

me im like :lupe: :patrice: :leostare: and :noah: (dem titties :drool:) :no: all combined in one.
damn she had to have a kid :wow:

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at least shes well enough to pursue engineering in light of having a kid. I knew a girl like that...an absolute genius with As and A+s in every class (Accounting major) working for PwC now...future investment banker too probably. An 8/10 looks wise too but i havent seen her since she graduated so I dunno. I think she was feeling me for a bit but so was her friend that I met her through.

I would just kawal it if i were you. Have fun with it...yall still in school after all. Let an old head scoop her up.
 

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damn she had to have a kid :wow:

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at least shes well enough to pursue engineering in light of having a kid. I knew a girl like that...an absolute genius with As and A+s in every class (Accounting major) working for PwC now...future investment banker too probably. An 8/10 looks wise too but i havent seen her since she graduated so I dunno. I think she was feeling me for a bit but so was her friend that I met her through.

I would just kawal it if i were you. Have fun with it...yall still in school after all. Let an old head scoop her up.

she seems so willing to support me and shyt...ex "i dont like shaving my head" her: "i'll do it for you :smile:" " a man should be fed and fukked daily". when i asked her if she was plotting to feed me fukk me and put me to sleep her response was "yes, that is true."

me: :lupe: :patrice: :wow:

she sending smiley faces after all of her phrases like Jay said, heart eye emoji, kiss emoji, cat emojis, tongue emojis lol.

i bet the p*ssy and head good and the food might be too. lmao.
 

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she seems so willing to support me and shyt...ex "i dont like shaving my head" her: "i'll do it for you :smile:" " a man should be fed and fukked daily". when i asked her if she was plotting to feed me fukk me and put me to sleep her response was "yes, that is true."

me: :lupe: :patrice: :wow:

she sending smiley faces after all of her phrases like Jay said, heart eye emoji, kiss emoji, cat emojis, tongue emojis lol.

i bet the p*ssy and head good and the food might be too. lmao.
meh. not impressed.

shes only doing this cause she knows she's damaged goods as far as having a child.

i keep telling you nikkas...supply and demand. It's exactly why i said the bolded below:

3? :heh:

at age 24 :heh:


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I'd have to have my own kids or be above 30 years old to ever consider a single mother for anything more than fukking. And best believe if I am considering her for just fukking she better bless me with an allowance for food and transportation (depending on age).

These girls know that having a kid (or being old, or ugly, or fat etc) that they are in low demand. That's why theyre willing to provide so much for so little. See the figure below. That is why they are so accommodating giving you great head, cooking for you, buying you random gifts, giving you gas money etc.
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I remember when I was 19 this 23 year old chick with a kid was damn near begging me for the dikk and she wasnt even ugly...a solid 7 with nice ass titties and a nurse job. She would come all the way from up north like a 5 + hour drive to come check me and even helped me move once. If I was a dikk I coulda boopsed her and made her buy me shyt but i'm too good hearted. This girl was willing to book hotels and everything breh. All i had to do was literally be able to get my dikk up and converse with her.

It's funny...if a dude was acting the way she was towards a female theyd be called thirsty, desperate, a trick.
 

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23 y/o 5'7, 175, chick off tinder. engineering major at my school

she thinks im cute, handsome etc. interesting and intriguing and wants to get to know me, have conversations and shyt. nerdy black chick, i'd say a 6 in looks department.

she plays video games, loves car, she can cook, and says she has a genuine interest in me and "cares about me a little".

she wants to fukk too, already got the nudes, and them breasts are beautiful. offered to go get tested for me on her own accord. she also uses when we not "if we". and she mentioned wanting to sit on my face. :wow:

red flag: a 1 yr old daughter.

thoughts?

me im like :lupe: :patrice: :leostare: and :noah: (dem titties :drool:) :no: all combined in one.

It's not that complicated really. You either deal with her on as someone cool to hang with and sleep with or you go into knowing she has a one year old (I think its suspect she's out there like that with a one year old but :manny:) and its a lot of ups and downs for anything serious.

You really already know the answer you are asking for.
 

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It's not that complicated really. You either deal with her on as someone cool to hang with and sleep with or you go into knowing she has a one year old (I think its suspect she's out there like that with a one year old but :manny:) and its a lot of ups and downs for anything serious.

You really already know the answer you are asking for.
yep, i know the answer. i havent committed to anything yet. lol. i'll be back, let me go take this training for work
 

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she seems so willing to support me and shyt...ex "i dont like shaving my head" her: "i'll do it for you :smile:" " a man should be fed and fukked daily". when i asked her if she was plotting to feed me fukk me and put me to sleep her response was "yes, that is true."

me: :lupe: :patrice: :wow:

she sending smiley faces after all of her phrases like Jay said, heart eye emoji, kiss emoji, cat emojis, tongue emojis lol.

i bet the p*ssy and head good and the food might be too. lmao.

Don't do it!

What's the situation with her kid's dad? If she says anything like " I wanted more and he didn't want to grow up". then I swear she's just seeking stability for her premature family and she is playing that dutiful wife card very well.
 
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