Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Ohene]

Something funny happened today. The chick who I Iike who's on my bus route ... today I took the late bus again and I saw her and her brother get on (I say brother because he looks too much like her to be anything else). They came right by to where I was sitting and started chatting with the lady sitting in front of me (they were standing). The bus was full and the driver was requesting everybody to move all the way back. In order to appease the driver and still talk to her friend she had to contort herself into this awkward pose and her skirt kept brushing on to me. I was brehs the entire bus ride. Once we reached the stop I got out right behind her and stood on the platform to wait for the subway a little bit to her left. She was still talking to her friend and her brother so I couldn't really talk to her but i wanted to stay close enough such that if there was an opening I would move in. Anyways, the train arrived at the station and it was packed as hell. This was during rush hour so it's normal but it's still kind of fukked up cuz a nikka was already late, i didn't wanna have to wait for another packed-ass train. Anyways, I managed to get in somehow and was looking to my left to see if she got in too. Kept scanning for her head but couldn't tease her out. So I was just like "lemme wait till the train clears up a little bit. I kept my gaze directed towards the exit doors, windows. When the train started moving can you believe I saw the chick STILLL standing on the platform ... by herself!?? I guess her bro and her friend managed to get in but she couldn't. Brehs I was kicking myself hard when I saw her standing there alone. If I was right close to her I could've been slick and stayed back and shot my shot, letting the goddamn cockblockers get drawn away by the train but alas

Another morning, another loss ...

I can't win brehs

Never let a girl outta your sight in the situations.

If she's walking slow. Walk slower or stop and pull out your phone.

If she looks like she's two doors away...wait til you see her get on before you do

I be doing this shyt downtown sometimes. It's creepy..
But fukk...sometimes you have no choice.

 

[Ohene]

Not disagreeing with this man, but it's a fukkin bus that's packed with ppl and this is a chick that i will most likely be seeing every morning. If it goes foul then I'm screwed and forget about ever bagging a chick I see on the bus again. Can't shyt where you eat man.

I still got chances, I run into this chick a lot. Matter of fact i just might run into her today going home and will have a different story for y'all to read tomorrow

Next time she's alone just go up to her man.
It's as simple as saying, how are you doing? You know...I see you so much on the bus but have never had a chance to speak to you. Let me introduce myself.

Reach out for a handshake...ask her name and take it from there.

I once told a girl on the subway straight up "you know the only reason I came over here is to holla at you right". And she burst out laughing. Minutes later I get the number

If she's mature and I'm guessing career woman ...that's all it takes...a straightforward introduction.

 

[DarkHorse23]

How do you attract hood/ street females if you're from the suburbs? Detailed answers please

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

Next time she's alone just go up to her man.
It's as simple as saying, how are you doing? You know...I see you so much on the bus but have never had a chance to speak to you. Let me introduce myself.

Reach out for a handshake...ask her name and take it from there.

I once told a girl on the subway straight up "you know the only reason I came over here is to holla at you right". And she burst out laughing. Minutes later I get the number

If she's mature and I'm guessing career woman ...that's all it takes...a straightforward introduction.

I have to say the handshake bit is a nice touch. I'm usually very indirect, not telegraphing my interest unless I've gotten enough signals. Did you smash the subway chick?

Fukk reading your stories always makes me go

By the end of this week I gotta have a war story to tell, whether good or bad.

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

I be doing this shyt downtown sometimes. It's creepy..
But fukk...sometimes you have no choice.

We all do it man. You gotta put yourself out there.

The one time I decide to "not be a creep" is when I get burned.

 

[MaccabeanRebel]

How do you attract hood/ street females if you're from the suburbs? Detailed answers please

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

How do you attract hood/ street females if you're from the suburbs? Detailed answers please

Are you sure you want answers man? You seem to have enough problems as it is.

 

[Ohene]

I have to say the handshake bit is a nice touch. I'm usually very indirect, not telegraphing my interest unless I've gotten enough signals. Did you smash the subway chick?

Fukk reading your stories always makes me go

By the end of this week I gotta have a war story to tell, whether good or bad.

which subway chick I have smashed girls off the subway before....if its the virgin one who was an intern working where I work. I almost did...but when ever i tried to penetrate she would tense up. I basically kept hitting a brick wall...and she went back to school so

that chick was a good prospect though. if it wasnt for her/breakup issues I probably woulda wifed it. although she was a bit of a bimbo

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

which subway chick I have smashed girls off the subway before....if its the virgin one who was an intern working where I work. I almost did...but when ever i tried to penetrate she would tense up. I basically kept hitting a brick wall...and she went back to school so

that chick was a good prospect though. if it wasnt for her/breakup issues I probably woulda wifed it. although she was a bit of a bimbo

Humble brag ass nikka

I'm talking about the one whose number you got with "you know the only reason I came over here is to holla at you right"

 

[Ohene]

Humble brag ass nikka

I'm talking about the one whose number you got with "you know the only reason I came over here is to holla at you right"

oohhhhhh.

nope. met up with her once. 2nd time i was sposed to meet up she almost stranded me. said she was at dundas sq...as i get there maybe 5 mins later i ask where in dundas sq...try calling...phone off. said fukk it and went home after waiting for like 10 mins. 2 days later she messages me saying sorry her phone died...i figured she was tryna dupe me and didnt bother replying

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

oohhhhhh.

nope. met up with her once. 2nd time i was sposed to meet up she almost stranded me. said she was at dundas sq...as i get there maybe 5 mins later i ask where in dundas sq...try calling...phone off. said fukk it and went home after waiting for like 10 mins. 2 days later she messages me saying sorry her phone died...i figured she was tryna dupe me and didnt bother replying

2 days later? the nerve. yeaa ... bushes

 

[DarkHorse23]

Are you sure you want answers man? You seem to have enough problems as it is.

Problems? Bro just answer my question, leave all that personal out of this.

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

Problems? Bro just answer my question, leave all that personal out of this.

No diss. Based on your posts you seem to be getting a lot of shyt from chicks. Why you'd want to add a ghetto chick to the mix I don't know. But imma let you cook.

I don't have any answers. I'm a suburban nikka but would never miss with a hood chick due to the obvious incompatibilities.

 

[DarkHorse23]

No diss. Based on your posts you seem to be getting a lot of shyt from chicks. Why you'd want to add a ghetto chick to the mix I don't know. But imma let you cook.

I don't have any answers. I'm a suburban nikka but would never miss with a hood chick due to the obvious incompatibilities.

Because they are really really attractive. But ok fair enough.

 

[Easy-E]

Not disagreeing with this man, but it's a fukkin bus that's packed with ppl and this is a chick that i will most likely be seeing every morning. If it goes foul then I'm screwed and forget about ever bagging a chick I see on the bus again. Can't shyt where you eat man.

I still got chances, I run into this chick a lot. Matter of fact i just might run into her today going home and will have a different story for y'all to read tomorrow

Maybe u got a chance... Maybe not

I was saying that brotherly because ffffaaaarrrr too many times i "passed the ball" and wondered

Out in the world there's no perfect situation to approach

I aint gon lie; nowadays i make too many excuses

But hey next time