@MilesTailsPrower @Asantehene
update
threw this woman in the bushes when i told her were going dutch when she invited me to go to boiling crab on her "cheat day" this sunday. (some seafood place where you buy pounds of crab, not worth the price IMO). The money isn't the problem, its what i stand for to be honest
When she kept bringing the topic about going to the restaurant i'm like "who youre going with?
" playing dumb as I'm setting up bushes for her to fall in. I know where she's headed
Her "with you duh
"
Me: "Hmmm maybe, boiling crab is kinda expensive and not worth it "
Her "true, i just want carbs actually, rice, pasta maybe even wing stop"
in my head I'm thinking
, am i a fukking food bank to you, the audacity
Me: "you know were going dutch on that right?
"
Her: "what does going dutch mean?
"
Me: you don't know what going dutch means?
, go ahead and google it"
Her: "so you mean pay half lol? *in a sarcastic tone*
Me: Correct
, whats with the sarcasm though?
Her: no response for like 4 hours "there is no sarcasm lol, you said youre only there for good dikk and conversation right?
Me: yup, nothing wrong with that though, better than bad dikk and bad convo
Her: didn't say anything was wrong
Me: no response, bushes activated and she's thrown in
bytch is so entitled and also without a job, no car, going to some expensive ass art school for no reason, grew up rich but family took a couple L's so now she's not where she's used to. she started bringing up all these expensive places to eat like she's my girlfriend when i CLEARLY told her I'm just here for good dikk and good conversation nothing more nothing less (literally verbatim).
Funny thing is she got some older nikkas who she's fukking with that she told me about, why don't you ask that older established nikka to take you out to boiling crab and not a 25 year old breh whose still building his foundation
not gonna lie, first couple times we chilled i did pay for her shyt to but that was just out of KINDNESS smh, i normally don't even do that. but i fukked up rookie mistake
you give them an inch they want a mile
I repeat
YOU GIVE THESE FEMALES AN INCH AND THEY WANT A MILES BREHS! 
With that being said, i got a bad thick Guatemalan that i just signed to the practice squad
, her cousin linked me up with her, we shall see how that first date goes next week
sweetheart I'm not looking to drop a bag on shorty, just something cordial 
