Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[VertigoKnight]

Is it a numbers game?

3 chicks all interested. But not one text/call until after 8pm?

Are women that busy? Is it that we don't chat/text our boys all day like they do?

Or is it...the ones really interested will reach out. Not hours later or let a day go by.

Bout to just chill and let THEM hit me up. If they fall off to the wayside then

Oh They do. Their probably taking advice from their dumb ass friends about not looking too eager.

I'll always respect a chick who just tells me she's busy but will hit me up later.

One chick told me it was because I was a distraction to her at work as she always wanted to reply back and forth. I know this chick is busy. And I let it be. At least she explained herself.

What I don't like are the attempted mind and power games. One chick I had seen twice would send messages and I'd answer within 10 mins. But if i sent a text to her she'd reply a couple of hours later.

To the bushes she went. I can see she's sent a ton of watsapp messages the last three weeks asking where I've disappeared too. I haven't even glanced at them.

 

[LiveFromLondon]

Anyone have this where a chick clearly feeling you but when you approach, she doesn't want to part with the digits talkin bout she got a man or she simply dont wanna give it and you just like bytch you was feeling a nikka. Swear my last 4 approaches have been like this, shyt makes not wanna approach for a while

 

[DaRealness]

Dude speaking that real shyt.

 

[ZoeGod]

I never gave an update on what happened between me and the Jamaican shorty that my homeboy/roommate and his girl tried to hook me up because it's L's all around. Smh Nothing is guaranteed in life even p*ssy.

So last Thursday we all went to this club in Jersey cuz we didn't have class last Friday. My roommates brought one of his boys who is mad cool. So my roommates girl got a room at the Hilton. So we all pregamed there. Now me and the Jamican shorty were chopping it up and it was going going good. Now my homeboy told me this was guaranteed p*ssy. She saw pics of me and said "I don't looking at him while he is in my guts." So everything was going good until we went to the club.

So I was lil smizzed she was too. Instantly we started dancing in the club. She was grinding me and let me dry hump her and in my mindi I was "Bet I got this." So we took a break dancing. She then danced with my roommates friend so it was whatever for me. I was milly rocking to Gummo and Magnolia. I was lit. But I got back to her to get another dance. She was like " no." And continued to dance Bachata with that short Spanish nikka. And that was when I knew I lost it. The short nikka knew how to dance Bachata,Meringue,Cumbia etc. My ass didn't. So I was like oh well we all take L's

So I went to the dance floor and approached mad bytches. I would say at 25 broads. Only two danced with me and they homegirls broke us up. I got back and saw the Jamican shorty and the Spanish nikka going at it. Ain't gonna lie felt a type of way cuz this supposed to be guaranteed p*ssy. My roommate tried to help wingman me but it was a dub. I approached bytches sitting down and fat and they said no. Went to the bar to get water cuz all the liquor and dancing had me thirsty.

We left the club at around 2:45. We got back to the hotel. I got myself a room. The short Spanish nikka took the Jamican shorty back to his crib in Staten Island. And he fukked her. And matter fact he slid her over to another homeboys of his some white boy in Staten Island.

Now yesterday my homeboy was like his girl is coming over and the same Jamican shorty was coming. He said she a hoe she will let you fukk blah blah. In my mind I was like "I just want to bust a nut." So she came and the same Jamaican board was there. We talked or whatever but you can tell the vibe wasn't right. In my mind I was like it's a dub again. I was tight because this was wasting my time. I could have been studying and working out. Instead I'm wasting my time force conversating some wack hoe from SI. They came around like 4 and left at 930. I could have been at the gym ate dinner and studied. I deleted that bytches number from my phone.

Moral of the story is nothing guaranteed when something sounds too good to be true it is because it is. Never have I felt humiliated like this and angry I wasted my time.
Imma take the advice of alpha male strategies and just focus in my school and hit the gym.

 

[switchmemorylanes]

I never gave an update on what happened between me and the Jamaican shorty that my homeboy/roommate and his girl tried to hook me up because it's L's all around.

Moral of the story is nothing guaranteed when something sounds too good to be true it is because it is. Never have I felt humiliated like this and angry I wasted my time.
Imma take the advice of alpha male strategies and just focus in my school and hit the gym.

It's an L, but we all take Ls breh. Can't be too hard on yourself, and instead channel that energy into something more productive. Don't set your value by her standards. It shouldn't matter what she does, especially as your own friend said she's a hoe, when you can dedicate yourself to something better instead.

If they were over at yours for 5hrs you should've just dipped out, and told them that you were going to the gym to work out, or going to study. Why did you feel obliged to stick around?

 

[ZoeGod]

It's an L, but we all take Ls breh. Can't be too hard on yourself, and instead channel that energy into something more productive. Don't set your value by her standards. It shouldn't matter what she does, especially as your own friend said she's a hoe, when you can dedicate yourself to something better instead.

If they were over at yours for 5hrs you should've just dipped out, and told them that you were going to the gym to work out, or going to study. Why did you feel obliged to stick around?

Man I wanted to go then and dip. nikka was like it would be awkward yada yada. Plus I was hungry. On the real though just got an update. So the broad think she got an STD from my roommates homeboy cuz she sees a pimple in her p*ssy. Damn I guess my African ancestors looked out for me. Imagine I had to fukk her. These hoes out here are scandalous.

 

[360dagod]

Man I wanted to go then and dip. nikka was like it would be awkward yada yada. Plus I was hungry. On the real though just got an update. So the broad think she got an STD from my roommates homeboy cuz she sees a pimple in her p*ssy. Damn I guess my African ancestors looked out for me. Imagine I had to fukk her. These hoes out here are scandalous.

So she fukked 2 nikkas in your semi immediate circle and you still wanted to hit?

 

[VertigoKnight]

Yeah from when I knew she was on that wave, that would be a bushing.

Two guys in quick succession and a pimple in her pumpum?!



Breh see this as a very lucky escape. I'll always say there is no such thing as easy p*ssy, some trouble or strife will always follow anything that easy.

 

[ZoeGod]

So she fukked 2 nikkas in your semi immediate circle and you still wanted to hit?

It wasn't like I was going to wife her. I have been in a major dry spell plus this no fap has been driving me crazy. So I just wanted to bust a nut.

 

[ZoeGod]

Yeah from when I knew she was on that wave, that would be a bushing.

Two guys in quick succession and a pimple in her pumpum?!



Breh see this as a very lucky escape. I'll always say there is no such thing as easy p*ssy, some trouble or strife will always follow anything that easy.

My roommate told she was in a dry spell herself. She kept telling his girl she needed dikk because she hasn't had dikk in a minute since she is busy with school and shyt. I figured ok she in a dry spell I'm in a dry spell it's gonna be lit. I guess she had been friending for dikk the longest and really hoed out. I don't know but yeah lucky break. Funny how after I posted and went to the gym today and he showed me the text his girls sent him that the Jamaican shorty found a pimple in her p*ssy. God was looking out for me. I could have a really major L.

 

[Shabazz]

My roommate told she was in a dry spell herself. She kept telling his girl she needed dikk because she hasn't had dikk in a minute since she is busy with school and shyt. I figured ok she in a dry spell I'm in a dry spell it's gonna be lit. I guess she had been friending for dikk the longest and really hoed out. I don't know but yeah lucky break. Funny how after I posted and went to the gym today and he showed me the text his girls sent him that the Jamaican shorty found a pimple in her p*ssy. God was looking out for me. I could have a really major L.

Like "inside" inside?

 

[TheIsleofMan]

I think that the more nuts you have =the wiser. Like, dudes laugh about after nut clarity. But I believe, the more you nut, the more your brain works. But I also think the opposite

 

[ZoeGod]

Like "inside" inside?

Yeah that what she told him. I dunno what she got but it aint good I guess. He will tell more but honestly I thought this was an L especially yesterday. I guess this explained why she was such in an indifference mood. Matter fact she didn't eat anything cuz she was nauseous. Oh well it's her problem.

 

[360dagod]

It wasn't like I was going to wife her. I have been in a major dry spell plus this no fap has been driving me crazy. So I just wanted to bust a nut.

Damn

 

[360dagod]

The game starts to change once you start hitting under 20% body fat...

I haven't been there in so long..