Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[TRUEST]

Some of these hoes man...

Me: Yo
Her: Hey
Me: What's up
Her: Nun
Me: Wyd this weekend?
Me: Trying to see if you want to chill sometime
Her: You got $80 you can give me?
Me: Why?
Her: So I can pay a bill
Me: Naw
Her: Then why you ask
Me: wanted to know
Me: I don't break bread with people I don't know.
Her: Leave me alone you don't know me

As far as backstory goes, this chick was in orientation at my job last week but stopped halfway through because either she was too lazy or just didn't make the cut. But during those couple days I spoke with her once or twice and she seemed kind of flirtatious so I got her number. This is literally the first conversation we've had since then (via text)

She already had an air of unrefined ratchetness this about her (red flag) but she had a big booty and fat lips so I said fukk it.

should have went like this:

You: hey you
Her: Hey
You: What's up
Her: Nun
You: Wyd this weekend?
You: Trying to see if you want to chill sometime (bad case of double texting. let her respond to your first question first)
Her: You got $80 you can give me?
You: are you stupid? the nerve

 

[CW_1991]

should have went like this:

You: hey you
Her: Hey
You: What's up
Her: Nun
You: Wyd this weekend?
You: Trying to see if you want to chill sometime (bad case of double texting. let her respond to your first question first)
Her: You got $80 you can give me?
You: are you stupid? the nerve

And the the worst part is I know better. Sometimes I forget how meticulous and chess-like this texting shyt can be. Tunnel vision.

 

[sfgiants]

Met up with a bytch last Tuesday. Went to watch ready player one Saturday. Saw her this weds. Now she tryna chill tonight

bytch is needy as fukk I can already tell. Gona try to smash and if she's on some bullshyt, to the bushes she'll go

 

[Guvnor]

Any brehs date woman who smoke when they themselves don't? How did you deal with that or did it annoy you?

 

[Guvnor]

Brehs, how come woman are so jealous? My Puerto Rican joint is mad at me and shyt all cause I'm talking to other woman but we made it a point not to be exclusive and I know she was talking to other men online. She claims I'm the only one who had her number but still. I didn't give any fukks about it and was honest with her that I was talking to other woman and now she is jealous and upset cause I didn't call her back last night.

Like why is she even tripping when she doesn't want to be exclusive anyway. This shyt is pissing me off.

 

[twan83]

Brehs, how come woman are so jealous? My Puerto Rican joint is mad at me and shyt all cause I'm talking to other woman but we made it a point not to be exclusive and I know she was talking to other men online. She claims I'm the only one who had her number but still. I didn't give any fukks about it and was honest with her that I was talking to other woman and now she is jealous and upset cause I didn't call her back last night.

Like why is she even tripping when she doesn't want to be exclusive anyway. This shyt is pissing me off.

When they act like that they get pushed from the starting line up to the bench or possible released from the team is how I roll ain't got time for that shyt when I make it clear we ain't exclusive u do u and I do me. You have to earn that right to make me call u my girl imo.

 

[TRUEST]

Brehs, how come woman are so jealous? My Puerto Rican joint is mad at me and shyt all cause I'm talking to other woman but we made it a point not to be exclusive and I know she was talking to other men online. She claims I'm the only one who had her number but still. I didn't give any fukks about it and was honest with her that I was talking to other woman and now she is jealous and upset cause I didn't call her back last night.

Like why is she even tripping when she doesn't want to be exclusive anyway. This shyt is pissing me off.

stop asking stupid questions like this.

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Its starting to get real cold in this part of the world. Gotta be aggressive for the next month and build a thoroughbred roster for the winter.

 

[VertigoKnight]

Any brehs date woman who smoke when they themselves don't? How did you deal with that or did it annoy you?

I have. I didn't actually know she smoked. She told me she never did it in front of me as she thinks its a dirty habit.

She kept herself so fresh though that I didn't mind as long as she wasn't constantly having to have one.

 

[Guvnor]

When they act like that they get pushed from the starting line up to the bench or possible released from the team is how I roll ain't got time for that shyt when I make it clear we ain't exclusive u do u and I do me. You have to earn that right to make me call u my girl imo.

I feel you on that man, especially when the girl in this case was seeing other people her damn self. She making me just want to drop her.

stop asking stupid questions like this.

Breh shut the fukk up, how is that a stupid question. I'm legit pissed cause she talking to other nikkas and I know she talking to other people but I didn't trip and now she acting a damn fool. Talking about she upset and all kind of shyt. I'm thinking fukk outta here, you said you wouldn't be jealous and now she even hitting me up saying shyt like talk the other girl and all other non-sense.

First she was like we just friends and now she tripping cause she know she not the only one.

 

[Guvnor]

I have. I didn't actually know she smoked. She told me she never did it in front of me as she thinks its a dirty habit.

She kept herself so fresh though that I didn't mind as long as she wasn't constantly having to have one.

Oh I hear that, I'm talking this girl who seems to smoke like a sailor or some shyt. Smoking an getting high daily and it's probably gonna be annoying.

 

[Atlrocafella]

It’s getting a bit hostile in here. Y’all brehs need to relax.

 

[MyApps]

Brehs, how come woman are so jealous? My Puerto Rican joint is mad at me and shyt all cause I'm talking to other woman but we made it a point not to be exclusive and I know she was talking to other men online. She claims I'm the only one who had her number but still. I didn't give any fukks about it and was honest with her that I was talking to other woman and now she is jealous and upset cause I didn't call her back last night.

Like why is she even tripping when she doesn't want to be exclusive anyway. This shyt is pissing me off.

Pro tip:
Its ok to let a girl be mad. Women are emotional, dont sweat it. She'll be level-headed after she calms herself down. And you'll look better for not giving her attention when she wants it.

 

[Guvnor]

Pro tip:
Its ok to let a girl be mad. Women are emotional, dont sweat it. She'll be level-headed after she calms herself down. And you'll look better for not giving her attention when she wants it.

Man where were you, that's genius I wish I would have read that tip earlier. Im about to take a good six hours to reply to her text on purpose because I'm tired of this shyt. I been texting her ass all day like a fool Let me give her time to cool the fukk down and shyt.

 

[Shadow King]

Some of these hoes man...

Me: Yo
Her: Hey
Me: What's up
Her: Nun
Me: Wyd this weekend?
Me: Trying to see if you want to chill sometime
Her: You got $80 you can give me?
Me: Why?
Her: So I can pay a bill
Me: Naw
Her: Then why you ask
Me: wanted to know
Me: I don't break bread with people I don't know.
Her: Leave me alone you don't know me

As far as backstory goes, this chick was in orientation at my job last week but stopped halfway through because either she was too lazy or just didn't make the cut. But during those couple days I spoke with her once or twice and she seemed kind of flirtatious so I got her number. This is literally the first conversation we've had since then (via text)

She already had an air of unrefined ratchetness this about her (red flag) but she had a big booty and fat lips so I said fukk it.

She was probably a hoe...like a actual hoe