Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Rice'N Beckford]

Went to a friend’s cookout over the weekend and was put on by a hoodrat mother to her 21 yr old daughter.

This bytch 21 and dont know how to drive, dont goto school, or work. She said she just babysits .

She jamacian and got that carribbean accent. Lightskn, slim joint. Solid 7/10.

But man, I turn 26 this year and realize that shyt like that make me not even wanna try and hit shorty. No drive is a turnoff.

Bit Ima try n fukk this week with a $20 sack of weed

 

[twan83]

Has anyone been in this situation with a female ..


About 6 months ago I added this female on fb with a lot of mutal friends.. We never got to link up but yesterday she hit me with a “hey stranger”

Long story short... I’m at her crib drinking kicking it ...

It’s getting late like 1-2am and I’m feeling all on her ass..

Then she’s like I’m going to lay down and I go with her...

We’re in bed I’m feeling on her ass, on her titties... then I start playing with her p*ssy .. I get her pretty wet..

I go to slide her booty shorts off n she stops me

She’s like “no sex”...


So then I keep playing with her p*ssy getting it more wet, suckin on her titties and all that..

She’s like you can make me cum tho before I go to sleep..


So then I get her panties and shorts off.. we’re both ass naked in bed...


I get between her legs and I slap my shyt on her coochie... but I needed to grab a condom out my backpack that was at the end of the bed

When I told her I’m grabbing one she’s like “I said no sex”


I’m like

It was getting real late now like 4am... her Goofy ass ended up cumming off me playing with her shyt and that was it ... fell asleep and woke up..





I hit her up earlier tonight saying we should kick it again

She’s like “yeah but not at my place I don’t want there to be any expectations for sex”

I’m like “shorty we are BOTH grown, obviously you liked what was happening last night”

She said “ yeah but I don’t fukk without being in a relationship “

N then I asked wat her intentions were and if she’s trying to get to know me more

She said “ yeah and getting to know you doesn’t mean we gotta have sex “


I left off with we should do some next weekend and she left it in read on messanger

The min a female tells me u can make me cum before I go to sleep and take clothes offI give them the look
Or
I go na I ain't bout that life I'm bout that life I can make u feel good with clothes on clothes off u gotta earn that first

Cuz its 2 fold in a sense
Cuz if u do that she can be like I got this guy no sex and he did that what a sucker I can get some from my main guy and this guy can be my side piece also even if done right she might second guess who her main guy is and still make u wait

Or if u do it right u can hit same night regardless and she is wrapped around ur finger but risky if u ain't on some elite tier shyt

Having said all that if u got a roster it be a moot point cuz u have other chicks who can get u off since she left u hanging


Saying all that tho like @360dagod said was right cuz if u leave clothes on u dont lose even if u dont get no play cuz u got her mind fukked up and curious and u wont be all in ur sexual feelings (pause) cuz she ain't naked and leaving u hanging clothes on gives u more power cuz u did all that with clothes on she gonna be like well damn how is he when my clothes are off

 

[MollyGalaga]

The min a female tells me u can make me cum before I go to sleep and take clothes offI give them the look
Or
I go na I ain't bout that life I'm bout that life I can make u feel good with clothes on clothes off u gotta earn that first

Cuz its 2 fold in a sense
Cuz if u do that she can be like I got this guy no sex and he did that what a sucker I can get some from my main guy and this guy can be my side piece also even if done right she might second guess who her main guy is and still make u wait

Or if u do it right u can hit same night regardless and she is wrapped around ur finger but risky if u ain't on some elite tier shyt

Having said all that if u got a roster it be a moot point cuz u have other chicks who can get u off since she left u hanging


Saying all that tho like @360dagod said was right cuz if u leave clothes on u dont lose even if u dont get no play cuz u got her mind fukked up and curious and u wont be all in ur sexual feelings (pause) cuz she ain't naked and leaving u hanging clothes on gives u more power cuz u did all that with clothes on she gonna be like well damn how is he when my clothes are off

bingo bongo

 

[MollyGalaga]

All the bad bytches stay at home

 

[Max.]

Its great having a bytch that pays for everything


Food?
Movies?

All that

 

[Coerezmoney2212]

Its great having a bytch that pays for everything


Food?
Movies?

All that

I can't find that tho

 

[Coerezmoney2212]

I think I'm be celibate for awhile. Trying develop something deep

 

[Max.]

I can't find that tho

Get a older bytch fam...im guessn ur 24? U can bag a 37 year old off pof

Young bytches are just good for fun..

 

[Coerezmoney2212]

Get a older bytch fam...im guessn ur 24? U can bag a 37 year old off pof

Young bytches are just good for fun..

Yea I'm 24. I'm shoot my shot at some over the next couple of days. See what I run into

 

[John Reena]

A chick i was dating for six months decided today she would look through my phone while I'm driving. She was playing music so I didnt think too much about it, but she started looking through my shyt

I snatch my phone away and say " why were you looking through my shyt"

"You're being very defensive about your phone. That shows you've got something to hide"

I pull over and show her all my texts and calls. I don't do that cheating shyt so I know i'm good. The look on her face was priceless and gave me a good laugh. She started doing the "I've been cheating on before" "I was just curious, I know your faithful now" bullshyt. I told myself fukk the date night. I immediately turned back around and took her ass home and broke shyt off when we got there. She started doing the crying routine and pleading shyt. Told her to get out of my car and proceeded to go home. When she did that shyt, all the feelings I had for her left with the quickness.
Women brehs.

I think u overreacted. A lot of females been done dirty n got trust issues. She was wrong for going thru ur phone, but women are silly creatures and do silly things. U should’ve just told her u ain’t appreciate her going thru ya phone n respect ya privacy. I hope u give her another chance.

 

[MollyGalaga]

Anybody else getting tired of other lil nikkas bytches wanting them

I want my own bytch god damn it

Im sitting here tryna play uno with my cousins and chick over here ALL in my personal space

 

[CW_1991]

Don't really know if this is the right thread for this observation but, at my job I noticed some of these really thick chicks be wearing jackets around their waist that covers up the goods.



Can't really say I blame them considering some of the type of cats that work here.

 

[Nuke Dukem]

Don't really know if this is the right thread for this observation but, at my job I noticed some of these really thick chicks be wearing jackets around their waist that covers up the goods.



Can't really say I blame them considering some of the type of cats that work here.

They do that shyt where I work too


They’ll wear pink leggings with no panties but have the jacket wrapper around their shyt


Like biiiiiiiiiiitch stop just let us see

 

[VertigoKnight]

coli playaz

need y all advice
i was supposed to bang a chick at my crib , the day i was supposed to call her
something happen A/C stop working it was freaking hot and it cuz my toilet to smell and all (toilet is in the bedroom)
so because i had these two problem , i had to cancel
now shawty left , when back to her country , but her friend is bad as fukk
how can i switch to her friends , im talkin like trying to get her number
she know my face , known that i was talkin to her friend
wat wuld be the best way to get her number and running game on her

@Raw Lyrics @VertigoKnight @C.Holla @NerdNash @Stormbreaker
@Fatboi1

Lol how loyal is the friend? Is the girl you were going to bang coming back?

 

[bucks3115]

Lol how loyal is the friend? Is the girl you were going to bang coming back?

She coming back but after 3 month