Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Lord Bison]

Payday & its all for me

Now I can get back to buying what I want when I want.

65 inch tv for FB season
WWE Intercontinental title
Steaks

This nikka said the WWE IC Title. That's my GOAT title right there.

I've been eyeballing the IC belt myself, either that or the OG Winged Eagle Belt


When you got bread and single you can spend money on ridiculous shyt like that. Feel bad for those that gotta dump their paycheck to a woman.

 

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Was supposed to go on a date tonight but of course she flaked.

I’ve been wondering how’d I end up with my ex recently. There was never this much flakes. Getting to know people via normal dating and cold approaches suck compared to getting introduced via someone else. Think I’m just gonna stick to that lane as opposed to cold approaching or online dating from now on, because both of those options are slow right now.

 

[Mr.Plan B]

Fall semester right around the corner too

I'm about to knock off few young things

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Had to bush this chick she talked about friend zone yet giving confusing signs on wanting a relationship .

 

[Claudex]

Yesterday landed a 5 years older than me skinny broad, with c cups and a beautiful perky ass.

A freak for real, but I still put her ass to sleep. A real about her business broad.

Just please don't let her fall for me. Or vice-versa. Please Lord.

 

[MollyGalaga]

these girls and flaking at the VERY LAST minute though
View media item 18099now i gotta pretend im not pissed off, on some "its all good, we'll see each other some other time "

BRUH

 

[MollyGalaga]

Now i gotta wait till tuesday to see that ass


I only give them 2 flakes if its the first Linkup ever

But imma give her 3 flakes cause i like her a lot

 

[Silkk]

Haven't spoken to a chick in a while last few times i did it was just one word answers so I stopped.

She messages me today that she was in the hospital for the past few days was in a accident. I was like damn that sucks.

Her bill was like 200
I'm like oh wow that's crazy.

"OMG I forgot my phone bill money is due today"

 

[MikelArteta]

"OMG I forgot my phone bill money is due today"

back in the day id be transferring that money over like a simp

 

[Silkk]

back in the day id be transferring that money over like a simp

You & me both


She still ain't let me hit after a month, pretty sure whoever was blowing her phone up when she was over here will pay it for her....

 

[Dreamzeedream]

I lost mysel and ended up becoming somebody I disliked

 

[Silkk]

I lost mysel and ended up becoming somebody I disliked

Now that you've recognized it, it gives you a chance to start over and be who you want. Make it happen.

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Now that you've recognized it, it gives you a chance to start over and be who you want. Make it happen.

Will do

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

When you have female friends you see how flawed women logic.

I went out with a female friend and she talked about all the guys she turned down recently. She talked about how she still has emotions for her ex.


In that same breath she mad because my boy avoids her and wont give her a chance.


She out here depressed playing sad songs talking about she in a mood today.

like what gives you the right to be salty about being turned down when you act like its okay to turn so many dudes down.


Get 1000 offers and when 1 finally not down its 5he end of the world

 

[Off the Onion]

Yesterday landed a 5 years older than me skinny broad, with c cups and a beautiful perky ass.

A freak for real, but I still put her ass to sleep. A real about her business broad.

Just please don't let her fall for me. Or vice-versa. Please Lord.

White or black?