Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Haven't spoken to a chick in a while last few times i did it was just one word answers so I stopped.

She messages me today that she was in the hospital for the past few days was in a accident. I was like damn that sucks.

Her bill was like 200
I'm like oh wow that's crazy.
 

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Payday & its all for me

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Now I can get back to buying what I want when I want.

65 inch tv for FB season
WWE Intercontinental title
Steaks

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This nikka said the WWE IC Title. That's my GOAT title right there. :to:

I've been eyeballing the IC belt myself, either that or the OG Winged Eagle Belt :banderas:


When you got bread and single you can spend money on ridiculous shyt like that. Feel bad for those that gotta dump their paycheck to a woman.
 

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Was supposed to go on a date tonight but of course she flaked.

I’ve been wondering how’d I end up with my ex recently. There was never this much flakes. Getting to know people via normal dating and cold approaches suck compared to getting introduced via someone else. Think I’m just gonna stick to that lane as opposed to cold approaching or online dating from now on, because both of those options are slow right now.
 

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Yesterday landed a 5 years older than me skinny broad, with c cups and a beautiful perky ass.
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A freak for real, but I still put her ass to sleep. A real about her business broad.

Just please don't let her fall for me. Or vice-versa. Please Lord.
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Now i gotta wait till tuesday to see that ass
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I only give them 2 flakes if its the first Linkup ever

But imma give her 3 flakes cause i like her a lot
 

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Haven't spoken to a chick in a while last few times i did it was just one word answers so I stopped.

She messages me today that she was in the hospital for the past few days was in a accident. I was like damn that sucks.

Her bill was like 200
I'm like oh wow that's crazy.
"OMG I forgot my phone bill money is due today"



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When you have female friends you see how flawed women logic.

I went out with a female friend and she talked about all the guys she turned down recently. She talked about how she still has emotions for her ex.


In that same breath she mad because my boy avoids her and wont give her a chance.


She out here depressed playing sad songs talking about she in a mood today.

:stopitslime: like what gives you the right to be salty about being turned down when you act like its okay to turn so many dudes down.


Get 1000 offers and when 1 finally not down its 5he end of the world
 
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