Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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New Year, new chicks.

Had a date with the asian chick I met on Hinge. Started talking on Wednesday she hates small talk so from the off we talked about interesting subjects, Asked her out and we arranged a date for Friday.

Firstly shorty is bad, 5'3 slim but with an ass, beautiful face. Find out she's a journalist, and used to freelance doing music journalism, mostly writing about hip hop. Now she works for a newspaper here.

Date was set when I asked her what hip hop albums she'd give five mics to she said supreme clientele.

from there I was

:wow:

Talked about hip hop, fave MC's and producers, which rapper gives the best feature verse (For me Jadakiss) She got the joke when I said 'oochie wally' and 'Nastradamus' were my fave Nas song's. Had dinner then went to a whiskey bar had more drinks and chatted some more about previous relationships, race relations, politics and travel.

A date is going well when you don't even have to try, the chat just flows and isn't forced. This is the first date where I've talked about fave J Dilla beats.

We were at the bar so we were chatting and touching a lot so it was going well. Then she was like what do you want to do now? I said lets go back to your place and smoke some weed. it was 5 mins up the road. Got there nice loft apartment watched Black Mirror. Got cosy and smashed afterwards. The body brehs. :banderas:

Shaved pum, flat stomach, smooth butt and legs. Pounded her into her bed. After we showered then fell asleep together. In the morning we smashed again then had coffee and chatted about politics and finance ideas. Just got back from her place two hours ago.

tbh I know I have the new jew girl on deck and another new chick but this one has shot to the top of my newcomers list. Serious potential. We'll see how a second date goes.

Not gonna show her face cause, the internet. But a pic I took this morning. No ducktales round here.


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New Year, new chicks.

Had a date with the asian chick I met on Hinge. Started talking on Wednesday she hates small talk so from the off we talked about interesting subjects, Asked her out and we arranged a date for Friday.

Firstly shorty is bad, 5'3 slim but with an ass, beautiful face. Find out she's a journalist, and used to freelance doing music journalism, mostly writing about hip hop. Now she works for a newspaper here.

Date was set when I asked her what hip hop albums she'd give five mics to she said supreme clientele.

from there I was

:wow:

Talked about hip hop, fave MC's and producers, which rapper gives the best feature verse (For me Jadakiss) She got the joke when I said 'oochie wally' and 'Nastradamus' were my fave Nas song's. Had dinner then went to a whiskey bar had more drinks and chatted some more about previous relationships, race relations, politics and travel.

A date is going well when you don't even have to try, the chat just flows and isn't forced. This is the first date where I've talked about fave J Dilla beats.

We were at the bar so we were chatting and touching a lot so it was going well. Then she was like what do you want to do now? I said lets go back to your place and smoke some weed. it was 5 mins up the road. Got there nice loft apartment watched Black Mirror. Got cosy and smashed afterwards. The body brehs. :banderas:

Shaved pum, flat stomach, smooth butt and legs. Pounded her into her bed. After we showered then fell asleep together. In the morning we smashed again then had coffee and chatted about politics and finance ideas. Just got back from her place two hours ago.

tbh I know I have the new jew girl on deck and another new chick but this one has shot to the top of my newcomers list. Serious potential. We'll see how a second date goes.

Not gonna show her face cause, the internet. But a pic I took this morning. No ducktales round here.


49505583_291493924843eudgg.jpg


:wow: hold this rep breh
 

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Man i’m Up rn thinking about how dirty my ex did me...

thinking back to my ex saying some foul shyt too me made me realize I’m a real nice dude man smh.. just using this to vent.

I was ashy on my back one night. Asked her to lotion my back for me.. and she said to me.. “ how can I expect for you to provide for me when you can’t even lotion you back....”


Now here’s some backstory...
When I first met her it was in the winter. She was wearing some light coat when she came to see me in the deep winter. I went and bought her a h&m coat to keep her warm. She’s never went hungry when she’s with me.. She’s tends to be broke, so I tend to make sure she’s fed. I took care of her transportation a lot of times.. if it wasn’t for me she’d be wearing the same clothes she’s had for years over and over.... before me the last pair of sneakers she had was from 2 years ago... she’s been damn near staying the night every night.

Here’s the kicker.. I had a well paying job at the time... I paid half her tuition ($250 a month for like 4 months, city school) because she failed out of financial aid and The interest rate on a loans was terrible... I never looked at this as simping. I felt like I was investing in someone I wanted to be apart of my life.. I didn’t have to do none of this. really she wouldn’t have loved me less If I didn’t do any of this. I was just being what I thought was a good dude, but in hindsight, i was being a sucker. The kicker is though...she ended up dropping out two weeks before the semester was about to end....


Just up at night venting. I’m still young iand I’ve been playing the field a bit with some new women and old f buddies but I’m truly happy that i’ve met my ex because this heartbreak really tought me a lot. First real gf

don't let it get to you live and learn
Never under any situation put anything past a woman


and stop with this "if it wasn't for me she would have bee wearing the same clothes, i did this and did that"

You're not special breh if you didn't do that, best believe another guy would have. I used to be like that as well if it wasn't for me she would have been this and that but nah, she wouldn't have even if she was ugly and fat some next "simp" out there would have done all you did and more

I remember last year summer a woman asked me for money it was urgent she needed it asap, did not know where to get it I said nah, guess what she got the money

always remember you're not special

all of those simp talks "she will never find anyone that loved her or treated her as well i did" kill them
 

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I don't understand why I go to parties. Each and every time that I have to compete with another dude I lose. By the end of it, I'm not having fun. And I forgot my credit card at the first bar, by the time I realized it, it was closed.
 

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U in canada right ?

Do you set up dates close to girl's houses on purpose ? Do they set them up close?

How yall work that out because I'm trying to go to their houses all the time.



New Year, new chicks.

Had a date with the asian chick I met on Hinge. Started talking on Wednesday she hates small talk so from the off we talked about interesting subjects, Asked her out and we arranged a date for Friday.

Firstly shorty is bad, 5'3 slim but with an ass, beautiful face. Find out she's a journalist, and used to freelance doing music journalism, mostly writing about hip hop. Now she works for a newspaper here.

Date was set when I asked her what hip hop albums she'd give five mics to she said supreme clientele.

from there I was

:wow:

Talked about hip hop, fave MC's and producers, which rapper gives the best feature verse (For me Jadakiss) She got the joke when I said 'oochie wally' and 'Nastradamus' were my fave Nas song's. Had dinner then went to a whiskey bar had more drinks and chatted some more about previous relationships, race relations, politics and travel.

A date is going well when you don't even have to try, the chat just flows and isn't forced. This is the first date where I've talked about fave J Dilla beats.

We were at the bar so we were chatting and touching a lot so it was going well. Then she was like what do you want to do now? I said lets go back to your place and smoke some weed. it was 5 mins up the road. Got there nice loft apartment watched Black Mirror. Got cosy and smashed afterwards. The body brehs. :banderas:

Shaved pum, flat stomach, smooth butt and legs. Pounded her into her bed. After we showered then fell asleep together. In the morning we smashed again then had coffee and chatted about politics and finance ideas. Just got back from her place two hours ago.

tbh I know I have the new jew girl on deck and another new chick but this one has shot to the top of my newcomers list. Serious potential. We'll see how a second date goes.

Not gonna show her face cause, the internet. But a pic I took this morning. No ducktales round here.


49505583_291493924843eudgg.jpg
 

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don't let it get to you live and learn
Never under any situation put anything past a woman


and stop with this "if it wasn't for me she would have bee wearing the same clothes, i did this and did that"

You're not special breh if you didn't do that, best believe another guy would have. I used to be like that as well if it wasn't for me she would have been this and that but nah, she wouldn't have even if she was ugly and fat some next "simp" out there would have done all you did and more

I remember last year summer a woman asked me for money it was urgent she needed it asap, did not know where to get it I said nah, guess what she got the money

always remember you're not special

all of those simp talks "she will never find anyone that loved her or treated her as well i did" kill them

Thank you.
 

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Do you guys ever get matches and think, "Did I really swipe right on this woman?? Was I drunk?"
 
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