Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Clark Griswold]

First mistake you made is letting the girl move in with you. That chick was plotting the move in with you from jump. Created her "save me" scenario to take advantage of your soft side and exploited it for her gain. The reason she aint giving you none is because she doesn't have to. She got what she wanted which was a roof over her head. In her head, you're her simp.

You would've been better off and lived a more peaceful environment if you left her homeless on the street

Anyway, cheating in your case is the only thing to do. I'd just break up with her and tell her that she isn't meeting your needs and you need time to pursue other goals in life. Future endeavor that ho.

Exactly

He getting game run on him and he don’t know it.

That bytch is cold mane and dude wasn’t sharp enough to see her plays... she fukked and sucked him once because she saw that he is weak, came up with a story to move in rent free, and now she is behaving like the bytch she is... she knew you were lame when you cut your other bytches and friends off just for her.

Do yourself a favor and kick that broke ass bytch out your pad bruh... you don’t owe her nothing and fukk how she feels.

 

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

First mistake you made is letting the girl move in with you. That chick was plotting the move in with you from jump. Created her "save me" scenario to take advantage of your soft side and exploited it for her gain. The reason she aint giving you none is because she doesn't have to. She got what she wanted which was a roof over her head. In her head, you're her simp.

You would've been better off and lived a more peaceful environment if you left her homeless on the street

Anyway, cheating in your case is the only thing to do. I'd just break up with her and tell her that she isn't meeting your needs and you need time to pursue other goals in life. Future endeavor that ho.

She moving out next week, I got another chick's house I'm staying at tonight.

 

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

Exactly

He getting game run on him and he don’t know it.

That bytch is cold mane and dude wasn’t sharp enough to see her plays... she fukked and sucked him once because she saw that he is weak, came up with a story to move in rent free, and now she is behaving like the bytch she is... she knew you were lame when you cut your other bytches and friends off just for her.

Do yourself a favor and kick that broke ass bytch out your pad bruh... you don’t owe her nothing and fukk how she feels.

She's paying half my rent bruh.

 

[MikeOck]

Breh, for a lot of women their pursuit is over once they move in. Far as they are concerned, they won the race to get to you, so that's it for effort.

Thought you were gonna get consistent p*ssy on tap once she moved in, didn't you?

Of course you too could have become over time leading her to become unattracted.

 

[Coerezmoney2212]

#1 reason to not get attached


Lucky you

If u talking to one person u will get attach and that how does that make me lucky?

 

[MikeOck]

Anyway, enough of the simp chronicles, lemme give you guys my Hard on Hoes story from today. I had set up a coffee date with an IG girl for 4pm today. This broad would get minimum 3 pages of discussion if she was posted in The Locker Room. Anyway 4pm shows up and I'm right on time. Brehette texts me saying she'll be slightly late, so I give her half an hour to show up or I'm out. At 4.30 she's not arrived, so I bounce and get back to work, go to a meeting at my friend's office nearby.

Brehette arrives one hour late, casually talking about "where u at?" Told her I already left cause of her disrespect. She begged me to still come through, so I finish my meeting and go back to the coffee shop half an hour later. Chic has ordered a big ass salad fit for two people probably to test my wallet. I check her slightly for the lateness and settle down into the conversation while ordering a milkshake for myself. We have fun, but at the end of the date I drop the bomb on her:

"You know I have to punish you for the lateness though right?"

What's funny is that this chic was kinda happy that I had the balls to say that. She enthusiastically asked, "what's my punishment?"

I told her, "I'm gonna ask the waiter to split the bill. You pay for your shyt, I pay for mine. Don't be late next time."

At this point, chic has some type of glow in her eyes, like it's the first time a man has stood up to her in a long time. She was like, " it's cool, I usually get so mad at other people for lateness, so I understand."

Ended up spending $3.50 on my milkshake and the date was fantastic.

This is what being Hard on Hoes gets you: good dates with IG models, and a shyt ton of respect and admiration when done right. You can keep simping like breh above if that's your speed though

 

[Astroslik]

Anyway, enough of the simp chronicles, lemme give you guys my Hard on Hoes story from today. I had set up a coffee date with an IG girl for 4pm today. This broad would get minimum 3 pages of discussion if she was posted in The Locker Room. Anyway 4pm shows up and I'm right on time. Brehette texts me saying she'll be slightly late, so I give her half an hour to show up or I'm out. At 4.30 she's not arrived, so I bounce and get back to work, go to a meeting at my friend's office nearby.

Brehette arrives one hour late, casually talking about "where u at?" Told her I already left cause of her disrespect. She begged me to still come through, so I finish my meeting and go back to the coffee shop half an hour later. Chic has ordered a big ass salad fit for two people probably to test my wallet. I check her slightly for the lateness and settle down into the conversation while ordering a milkshake for myself. We have fun, but at the end of the date I drop the bomb on her:

"You know I have to punish you for the lateness though right?"

What's funny is that this chic was kinda happy that I had the balls to say that. She enthusiastically asked, "what's my punishment?"

I told her, "I'm gonna ask the waiter to split the bill. You pay for your shyt, I pay for mine. Don't be late next time."

At this point, chic has some type of glow in her eyes, like it's the first time a man has stood up to her in a long time. She was like, " it's cool, I usually get so mad at other people for lateness, so I understand."

Ended up spending $3.50 on my milkshake and the date was fantastic.

This is what being Hard on Hoes gets you: good dates with IG models, and a shyt ton of respect and admiration when done right. You can keep simping like breh above if that's your speed though

okay but did you smash?

 

[Silkk]

If u talking to one person u will get attach and that how does that make me lucky?

More time to focus on yourself.
More money to blow on yourself.
Peace.

 

[MikeOck]

okay but did you smash?

First date, so no. But I didn't make any moves. I usually make a move after the third date when her guard is down

 

[DaRealness]

Any brehs tried the CasualX app for hookups?

 

[VertigoKnight]

Any brehs tried the CasualX app for hookups?

I just had a look. It looks like one of those apps where they have accounts message you so you pay to see whose messaging you.

The thing I've found with hookup apps for straight people is the women are usually uglier or fake. Tinder is about what most women will tolerate as everyone uses it. So they can't be accused of being a ho.

 

[TRUEST]

Bruh, she don't even like talking about sex. When we first met, we had some crazy ass sex and she gave fire head, now all of a sudden she's ultra conservative and I'm just smh cause I gave up all my side chicks for this. I got one waiting on the other line and others wondering where I went. I can't even talk about sex with her unless she initiates it and to make matters worse something happened where she had to move with me so now I'm stuck with blue balls being heavily monitored. She tripped out and started crying when I told her I was gonna sneak outta work and treat myself to a movie, code for getting side p*ssy. shyt's ass backwards. To make matters worse, I even cut out hanging with my friends because I frequently run into my ex and the sexual chemistry is still there. I go to work and girls hit on me. I can control myself but I'm not gonna sit here waiting every 2 weeks for some simple ass 1 and done sex. This shyt is complicated. Her being under the same roof makes it harder cause she texts me throughout the day and I have to chauffeur her with blue balls sharing 1 car.

u coulda played this a lil differently.

first, if she use to fucck u a lot but now isnt, chances are u did something to turn her off. u now live together and maybe seeing u every day made her aware of some of the things u do that are turnoffs.

also, if shes paying half ur rent, then, its not like you're actually losing here 100%. it could be worse. what i would recommend u do if it not too late is, continue to get ur needs met elsewhere. dont threaten her with any variation of "if u dont have sex with me i'll get it somewhere else". many things are left unsaid. just go do u. come home late. do whatever u wanna do and when u get home, act like nothing happened.

if u stop hitting her up for sex, she'll warm back up to you.

 

[DeuceZ]

Breh HOH moment is splitting the bill after shorty was an hour late

 

[Clark Griswold]

Maybe it’s just me but I wouldn’t have a non-complying bytch with a shytty attitude living with me regardless if she paid half the rent... to each his own though.

 

[Clark Griswold]

First date, so no. But I didn't make any moves. I usually make a move after the third date when her guard is down

If the bytch was turned on after you checking her you should’ve been aggressive right then and there... now you have to start over when you see her again... thus creating more work for yourself...

...and if it were me after the bytch asked what her punishment would be I would have kept it 100 and told her exactly what I wanted to do and make her feel bad for wasting my time...