Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

Mister_DoItNice

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Got another one of my old joints ready to fukk and she has a man right now. I’m just letting her rock because I don’t care enough to want her to blow up her relationship. It’s wild to me though that she would be ready to dip on him so easily. Granted, he lives about 90 minutes away. I’m just a 10 minute drive. Another reason y’all need to give up on the notion of any long distance relationship.
 

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Got another one of my old joints ready to fukk and she has a man right now. I’m just letting her rock because I don’t care enough to want her to blow up her relationship. It’s wild to me though that she would be ready to dip on him so easily. Granted, he lives about 90 minutes away. I’m just a 10 minute drive. Another reason y’all need to give up on the notion of any long distance relationship.

Yup I'll never do a ldr again
 

Silkk

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I’ve matched with two conservative #maga white bytches on hinge tonight brehs:wtf::wtf:

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Instagrams linked:whew: finna try to fukk for the ancestors inshallah
:ohhh: What questions/kind of pics you got up on your account breh?

Might have to give this shyt a try with some effort this time :mjpls:
 

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:ohhh: What questions/kind of pics you got up on your account breh?

Might have to give this shyt a try with some effort this time :mjpls:

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3 pictures of me (gym, selfie, and photo someone else took) :jawalrus:

3 pictures with some white hoes:mjgrin:

I used to have a picture with my grandma on there, had those hoes going crazy:whew:

My last question/answer is: something about getting along with my grandma or something idk.

But women are always swiping up on the grandma one and the global warming one.
 

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3 pictures of me (gym, selfie, and photo someone else took) :jawalrus:

3 pictures with some white hoes:mjgrin:

I used to have a picture with my grandma on there, had those hoes going crazy:whew:

My last question/answer is: something about getting along with my grandma or something idk.

But women are always swiping up on the grandma one and the global warming one.
nikka using that white girl social proof :dead:


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90s R&B is the activation word. Any chick who mentions they love it in their profiles.

You already know what time it is.

:lolbron:

A hell of a lot of Paags absolutely love 90s R&B like I'm talking deep cut slow Jams.

Threw me for a loop. First time some of these chicks were playing certain songs.
Bro real shyt, there was this Asian bytch, she was a first gen American and she telling me how much she liked Keith sweat, ginuwine and Brian McKnight :bryan::bryan:

This was like a month ago I was trying to find the messages she was sending me.

I was supposed to meet up with her but met up with my ex instead:snoop:
 

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Bro real shyt, there was this Asian bytch, she was a first gen American and she telling me how much she liked Keith sweat, ginuwine and Brian McKnight :bryan::bryan:

This was like a month ago I was trying to find the messages she was sending me.

I was supposed to meet up with her but met up with my ex instead:snoop:

Should have gone for it breh.

Been invited round for a dinner date with this Korean chick tomorrow who's into 90s R&B

She's low key but I already know what time it is.

:shaq:
 

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every now and then you will stumble across a bytch who is seasoned and knows how to sell a breh dreams and bring out the simp in you.
Thats why its important to always tighten up that guard and keep your feet planted at all times. Dont let em know everything about you....ever! :ufdup:
 

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Go Playa!
I am always scared of a white girl with a pitbull. They always like, "It breaks my heart when people are scared of my baby."
Then Cujo attacks and they got nerve to act surprised.

Any chick with a pitbull has me going nope

Seen a few women on the apps with pics of them. You damn well know that thing is sleeping on her bed and looking at you like.

:rudy::demonic:
 
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