Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Wild self]

I swear by it. My friends always let me do a background check on girls.
Well on social media. It helps to have a background as a data analyst

Link me one for fun and I can tell you everything about a girl.

help me out? lol

Spoiler

Can I PM you some girl's account name?

 

[Binary]

help me out? lol

Spoiler

Can I PM you some girl's account name?

Yup yup.

 

[Soundbwoy]

I swear by it. My friends always let me do a background check on girls.
Well on social media. It helps to have a background as a data analyst

Link me one for fun and I can tell you everything about a girl.

lets see how good you are

 

[TRUEST]

I come in peace, I help my guy friends with girl problems and tips.

if you actually wanna know how a girl is look at her twitter account if she has it.

The amount of things you could learn about her without asking. Hobbies, interest, red flags, what she likes to talk about etc.

Girls pour their souls on twitter.

Thank me later, no Drake.

this is actually true. anything that pops in their heads goes on twitter. i had to just stop reading an exes twitter account a while back cause sh1t was just driving me insane. and girls will take the time to come up with some really mindfuccking sh1t to put on there cause they know whos reading. ha

 

[Binary]

this is actually true. anything that pops in their heads goes on twitter. i had to just stop reading an exes twitter account a while back cause sh1t was just driving me insane. and girls will take the time to come up with some really mindfuccking sh1t to put on there cause they know whos reading. ha

Hahaha exactly. A lot of my girl friends are like this. Once you catch on, you'll be able to figure who theyre talking about. I dont know how many times I've caught girls subtweeting me and I call them out.

 

[kevm3]

@kevm3 @his excellence reincar
i just had a chick tell me "well p*ssy isn't free!" during a discussion. didn't even know where to begin pointing out her flawed slutty logic

ain't even worth bothering to argue.

 

[philmonroe]

I come in peace, I help my guy friends with girl problems and tips.

if you actually wanna know how a girl is look at her twitter account if she has it.

The amount of things you could learn about her without asking. Hobbies, interest, red flags, what she likes to talk about etc.

Girls pour their souls on twitter.

Thank me later, no Drake.

Yeah this is true mainly if they are single though. I notieced a nice amount once they get a dude they ain't on that bad boy as often. I know I'm not the only one that cracks ups when girls/guys(but we don't care about them) do this number "I wish he would stop playing" or one I just heard saw last night "You know what sux when a guy is telling you something you want to hear from somebody other guy". I'm like dang dudes need diaries or tell He/She whats really good lol.

 

[Easy-E]

Whoever said don't trust woman that have

1.leopard print
2.long white tip nails
3.big ass chest tattoos
4.smoke weed
5.too many guy friends

Deserve a Nobel peace prize

lol U just gave me the idea for my next drawing

 

[MikelArteta]

@kevm3 @his excellence reincar
i just had a chick tell me "well p*ssy isn't free!" during a discussion. didn't even know where to begin pointing out her flawed slutty logic

Just cut her off

 

[CASHAPP]

Any of you guys hear this story:

EXCLUSIVE: NFLer’s rage over tot’s paternity sparked slaying and suicide, sources report - NYPOST.com

And not to say what the guy did was right at all, but you see how satanic lies as something big as whether or not your boyfriend is the father of your child , can end up causing?

Now this child could end up having an unstable life.

 

[MikelArteta]

@Binary good tip but I mentioned it before twitter and instagram

However easiest way is to just install a keylogger

 

[CASHAPP]

Rihanna hints at Chris Brown split via cryptic tweets - NYPOST.com

Rihanna often wears her tweets on her sleeve and has recently sent out a series of thinly veiled posts and a cryptic letter that seems to hint at her relationship status with the controversial Chris Brown.

Over the weekend, her on-and-off ex was snapped partying with a bevy of scantily clad girls in Paris during his tour. The Sun reported that Brown’s ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran was in Paris as well.

The singer was reportedly left reeling and tweeted out angry (since deleted) missives.

She wrote: “Examine what you tolerate”, “Goodbye mutha[bleep]er,” “You give, you get, then you give it the [bleep] back”

Never underestimate a man’s ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes.” The message has lead many of her followers to believe she’s referencing Brown’s violent assault on the “Umbrella” crooner in February 2009.

“She can’t get it into her head that Chris will never change," a source told The Sun. “She’s given him so many chances since he beat her up in 2009 and he still keeps hurting her by partying with girls. Letting Karrueche meet him is yet another blow for Rihanna that will further disgust her fans. They are already raging that she is back with him.”

Yesterday Rihanna tweeted she just wants a temporary escape. "That "very rare" moment when ya wanna get blacked out drunk, but ya got an early morning!!! #ROCstarproblems."

The “Diamonds” singer also hand-wrote a letter to her fans and uploaded it on her Instagram. In the message, she talks about dealing with life’s "curve balls" and "taking our lessons and growing from them" as well as "keeping it moving without regrets."

Think she’ll be able to take her own advice?


^Here these females go again with their annoying online "subliminal" messages. Getting all emotional over a man who wacked you in your five head

 

[George Gooney]

Just cut her off

she not my girl brehs just an acquaintance.

 

[Turbulent]

once a chick gets turned out, it's practically impossible for her to go back. the most she can do is play the good girl role after that. it's easier to hoe-up a girl than to hoe her down. once the toothpaste is out5 the tube you'll have a hard time getting it back in.

 

[DaRealness]

@kevm3 @his excellence reincar
i just had a chick tell me "well p*ssy isn't free!" during a discussion. didn't even know where to begin pointing out her flawed slutty logic

Reminds me of this joke:

I haven’t quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never really figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?”

I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”