Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Canon]

I’m sayin dudes are on apps on some corny “ I wana get to know you” shyt
Like all these hos get the same “hey how’s it going”
“So what do you do on your free time”
“What do you do for work”

I don’t ask them any of that shyt
when it’s late at night and i wana go to sleep and not chat with them, I don’t say “hey I’m going to bed have a goodnight”

I’ll be like “I’m gona rub one out in the shower and go to sleep”

the faster u get the horny shyt going with a bytch the more comfortable they get so when you inevitably ask them if they wana fukk, they won’t be caught off guard

I be asking dumb shyt like “if you could sleep with any cartoon character who would you choose?”

 

[Noriega]

I haven’t had sex with a black shorty in 2 years

 

[Rich Spirit]

I’m finna go off the grid on these hoes. I’m always the one that’s reaching out. Hoes aint even checkin up on a brotha unless i hit them first lol

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

A lot of moms got them baby Mark's and I can't tell you if they could be got rid of or not

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

I’m finna go off the grid on these hoes. I’m always the one that’s reaching out. Hoes aint even checkin up on a brotha unless i hit them first lol

Stop reaching out. Communication and showing Interest is a 2 way street.

 

[Rich Spirit]

Stop reaching out. Communication and showing Interest is a 2 way street.

yea bro thats what imma do

 

[Rocket Scientist]

These women are crazy out here .I believe majority of these chicks are bipolar seriously

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

These women are crazy out here .I believe majority of these chicks are bipolar seriously

This is true.. one minute relaxed and chillin next minute getting mad over nothin

 

[Rocket Scientist]

This is true.. one minute relaxed and chillin next minute getting mad over nothin

Yep they change like the weather

 

[Notley]

Here is one of the most important lessons that I had to learn: know your market. In other words, you have to be able to answer these two questions: which type of women like me? Where am I most likely to meet them?

I spent way too much time at clubs trying to meet women. When I look back on it, it was idiotic. My fail rate was 99%.

What are your best traits? Find ways to emphasize them. I am a conversationalist, and independent thinker. I learned to put myself in places where women value that. I kill at art openings, book talks, and public lectures.

I look for women that are there by themselves. They may not be the baddest women in the room, but they have to be cute to me. My opening line is, "so what do you think of (this art piece, the lecture, etc?"

After you identify your strengths, think about some physical things that you can improve:
Better fitting clothes?
Got a signature accessory that invites conversation?
Lose weight?
Keep a fresh cut?

Become a regular at a spot, especially if you are an introvert. For example, if there is a spot that has an event that you like on Wednesday that has the women that like you, become a regular there. In addition to going on Wednesday, I would also go on their least popular night to get to know the bartenders and staff. Make that spot your spot. That work will pay off on the packed nights.

If you find a spot that becomes a good hunting ground for you, only hit that spot up when are you actively looking. If you go all of the time, chicks will look past you, if you didn't holler at them the last time that saw. Don't be overexposed.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I haven’t had sex with a black shorty in 2 years

You might need to.Way these white women are calling police got to be careful with them even if they want you to smash.

 

[Astroslik]

I haven’t had sex with a black shorty in 2 years

Are you black or Puerto Rican?

 

[Noriega]

Are you black or Puerto Rican?

Pops is Mixed Rican, moms is straight Afro Panamanian.

You might need to.Way these white women are calling police got to be careful with them even if they want you to smash.

Haven’t smashed a white shorty either recently

2 mexicans

1 Venezuelan

 

[J.E.T.S]

what’s wrong with hoes?

 

[VertigoKnight]

Lol that guy has some wild FB statuses