Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[King Ming]

20 year old Mexican girl at my job has 2 kids but showing me interest. She knows I’m not into women with tattoos, smokes weed didn’t grow up with a father figure and has kids. She has all those ailments. I state this a lot on Snapchat which we are friends on. She’s cool but she has things I don’t like and always buying me food. So one day she hit me up to go to the beach so I said cool I’ll come through. Listen.. you don’t gotta smash every girl that shows you attention you gotta have standards. So I get to the beach I see her in a bikini. I could help to notice she had stretch marks from the kids she had and it was a turn off. I cannot stand stretch marks of any kind especially on the stomach area. So as we were talking she brought up sex I just sat there to listen on what she had to say but had no interest of sleeping with her. She got into her phone and showed me the porn she likes etc and asked me if I watch porn I told her nah. The more she kept talking the more I found out she was messed up. Did drugs, whore herself out, has a white sugar daddy that lets her max out his card. It was crazy. She asked me if I wanted to get head from her I said maybe another time (lies) so she asked after that if I was hungry i said yeah and we went to chipotle and she paid. I’m not into this chick just took her offer to hangout.

So why not tell her breh if you aint about smashing?

 

[Crayola Coyote]

So why not tell her breh if you aint about smashing?

She invited to the beach and I wanted to go to the beach. She brought drinks too.

 

[Chris Cool]

Psychic bytch was talking all kinds of shyt earlier in the week. Tryna set something up, now she saying she sees I'll be a distraction.

 

[Chris Cool]

I’m getting good results via trolling. My guess is dudes are super desperate and trying the simp route. Just got another bytch to agree to just sex

blocked her after she let me watch her finger herself on ft cuz I wasn’t tryna meet that bytch up. It’s basically fishing for sport at this point

What you be saying?

 

[sfgiants]

What you be saying?

ppls convos usually go:
Hey how’s it going
Wyd
How quarantine been
What are you up to
So what kind of music do you like
What do you do on your free time

and a bunch of other corny generic shyt

I ask 2 main questions: how long they’ve been single and what they want from (whatever app they’re on)

not because I give a shyt, but because it prompts them to ask me the same in return and here is where I lie and say I’m recently single (last 6 months or so) and because of this, I’m not tryna rush into another relationship but I’m on there to meet someone to cum with consistently (not in those words. I’m articulate and don’t add lol or smileys)

inalso sprinkle in how I’m about to delete the app because I’m “too busy” but I just delete/block/unmatch them once I get their num and are open to me teling them I just wana fukk

that way they think im serious and not fukking around on apps
But really I’m trolling for nudes and getting them to agree to fukk

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

20 year old Mexican girl at my job has 2 kids but showing me interest. She knows I’m not into women with tattoos, smokes weed didn’t grow up with a father figure and has kids. She has all those ailments. I state this a lot on Snapchat which we are friends on. She’s cool but she has things I don’t like and always buying me food. So one day she hit me up to go to the beach so I said cool I’ll come through. Listen.. you don’t gotta smash every girl that shows you attention you gotta have standards. So I get to the beach I see her in a bikini. I could help to notice she had stretch marks from the kids she had and it was a turn off. I cannot stand stretch marks of any kind especially on the stomach area. So as we were talking she brought up sex I just sat there to listen on what she had to say but had no interest of sleeping with her. She got into her phone and showed me the porn she likes etc and asked me if I watch porn I told her nah. The more she kept talking the more I found out she was messed up. Did drugs, whore herself out, has a white sugar daddy that lets her max out his card. It was crazy. She asked me if I wanted to get head from her I said maybe another time (lies) so she asked after that if I was hungry i said yeah and we went to chipotle and she paid. I’m not into this chick just took her offer to hangout.

You not into broads that smoke weed? How do you navigate around that? I don't smoke at all. I can recall a few chicks that was interested in me and smoked weed, I never really pursued them.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

You not into broads that smoke weed? How do you navigate around that? I don't smoke at all. I can recall a few chicks that was interested in me and smoked weed, I never really pursued them.

I tell them I’m not into women that smoke weed. I don’t gotta date them. Chicks that smoke in my experience have mental issues and are hoes. I don’t like the smell or weed or the feeling of it. Women that smoke are bummy and low quality.

 

[Silkk]

Im a toxic ass dude, Especially once I know shyt done for real and ain’t got shyt else to lose

 

[George Gooney]

Im a toxic ass dude, Especially once I know shyt done for real and ain’t got shyt else to lose

Story time Nikka.

 

[drugxglory]

I’m getting good results via trolling. My guess is dudes are super desperate and trying the simp route. Just got another bytch to agree to just sex

blocked her after she let me watch her finger herself on ft cuz I wasn’t tryna meet that bytch up. It’s basically fishing for sport at this point

I noticed whenever im trolling chicks i get hella play, just being on some dumb shyt

 

[sfgiants]

I noticed whenever im trolling chicks i get hella play, just being on some dumb shyt

I’m sayin dudes are on apps on some corny “ I wana get to know you” shyt
Like all these hos get the same “hey how’s it going”
“So what do you do on your free time”
“What do you do for work”

I don’t ask them any of that shyt
when it’s late at night and i wana go to sleep and not chat with them, I don’t say “hey I’m going to bed have a goodnight”

I’ll be like “I’m gona rub one out in the shower and go to sleep”

the faster u get the horny shyt going with a bytch the more comfortable they get so when you inevitably ask them if they wana fukk, they won’t be caught off guard

 

[Silkk]

Yeah im bout to tap out on bytches for the rest of the year, bytch texted me at 8:45 talking about she 17 minutes away. One hour later and still on the way. Putting my shyt on DND and tapping out. fukk this bytch

 

[sfgiants]

Yeah im bout to tap out on bytches for the rest of the year, bytch texted me at 8:45 talking about she 17 minutes away. One hour later and still on the way. Putting my shyt on DND and tapping out. fukk this bytch

that happened to me once pre corona
bytch told me to meet her at 5pm (I was off work at 4, so I chilled at work for a bit) then she hit me talmbout her meetings went over so it’s gona be 6pm
I said sure I’ll be here
Got up and took my ass home. She sent another update while I was on the train saying sorry it’s 630 for sure
I said all good take your time I’ll be waiting

bytch showed up and kept texting me “wya”
I replied I went back to the office to get my coat be there in 30
30 min later I said nvm I went home
bytch said what?? Where are you???

then I blocked her

 

[fkthisgaysite]

I’m sayin dudes are on apps on some corny “ I wana get to know you” shyt
Like all these hos get the same “hey how’s it going”
“So what do you do on your free time”
“What do you do for work”

I don’t ask them any of that shyt
when it’s late at night and i wana go to sleep and not chat with them, I don’t say “hey I’m going to bed have a goodnight”

I’ll be like “I’m gona rub one out in the shower and go to sleep”

the faster u get the horny shyt going with a bytch the more comfortable they get so when you inevitably ask them if they wana fukk, they won’t be caught off guard

Ayy muthafukka...thats my shower line. Been using it since I was 13 lol...

"Gonna go shower..."

When she come over in a XL sports shirt & some mens slippers

Dawg said a XL sports shirt tho

 

[Bless't]

ppls convos usually go:
Hey how’s it going
Wyd
How quarantine been
What are you up to
So what kind of music do you like
What do you do on your free time

and a bunch of other corny generic shyt

I ask 2 main questions: how long they’ve been single and what they want from (whatever app they’re on)

not because I give a shyt, but because it prompts them to ask me the same in return and here is where I lie and say I’m recently single (last 6 months or so) and because of this, I’m not tryna rush into another relationship but I’m on there to meet someone to cum with consistently (not in those words. I’m articulate and don’t add lol or smileys)

inalso sprinkle in how I’m about to delete the app because I’m “too busy” but I just delete/block/unmatch them once I get their num and are open to me teling them I just wana fukk

that way they think im serious and not fukking around on apps
But really I’m trolling for nudes and getting them to agree to fukk

Well played.