Texted a girl I used to work with:
Me: I got a new job. When are we going to go celebrate?
Her: Where at?
Me: I'm not sure I don't know which bars are still open.
Her: No, I mean where's the job?
We should be hanging out this summer. She left town a while back because of COVID, she’ll be back in July.
You sure she's interested in that?

can't even take driving directions without challenging a nikka. I fukking hate people that always got something to prove.