Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[DJSmooth]

Had a chick ask me what I prefer, real or fake breast.

I say both are cool.. she says but which do you prefer?!?!

I say, well I don’t got a ton to go off, I’ve only messed with one chick who had fake breast and they were cool.. so both can be good.

she ask, were hers bigger than mine??

I say ehh about the same..

she then start trippin, “omg I can’t believe you would talk to me about another woman’s breast!”

you just fukking asked me about breast!

lmao. She was playing a woman game and you failed the test.

That's like when you first start talking to a chick and she keep asking your type. I just ignore it.

Women live life comparatively, they can't help it, even if it's detrimental to their self esteem.

 

[Apollo Creed]

lmao. She was playing a woman game and you failed the test.

That's like when you first start talking to a chick and she keep asking your type. I just ignore it.

Women live life comparatively, they can't help it, even if it's detrimental to their self esteem.

yeah just always say them or say an extreme troll answer but never take it serious

 

[Max.]

thats the point of rosters lol

i got a gf already…lol…just wanted some side p*ssy…woke up today to being blocked on Snapchat lol

 

[George Gooney]

Delete that text thread fellas. Out of sight out of mind.

 

[Ahadi]

Joint flaked and offered to reschedule.

“All good, let me know” is the best response and leave her along until she reaches back.

 

[TRUEST]

Man I think I fukked up recently got a part time gig at a retail store with nothing but Black Female employees a couple (one in particular was feeling me heavy since the first day I started working there)

I played it cool didn’t thirst after her, but her and another female always flirts with dudes especially non Black ones in front of meoften looking right at me looking for a reaction typically I just brush it off, I’ve even held friendly conversations with the same dude they flirting with.

But this one Mexican dude stayed coming in making lil slick comments and not gonna lie might have been fukking with them before I started working there.

I simply asked him to come outside so I can talk to him dude was scared shytless and refused to come outside, long story short ain’t shyt happened dude had zero heart, but I felt foolish as fukk, tho I still plan on beating his ass then quitting.


Since I’m usually a gentleman opening doors for damn every Black Woman I can that comes thru the store while also being nonchalant towards them I know they did this shyt to get my reaction one even had a damn smile on her face when I pressed dude.

These broads really trying to get nikkas caught up.

Control ur emotions and stop being jealous.

 

[Tr0yTV]

Man I think I fukked up recently got a part time gig at a retail store with nothing but Black Female employees a couple (one in particular was feeling me heavy since the first day I started working there)

I played it cool didn’t thirst after her, but her and another female always flirts with dudes especially non Black ones in front of meoften looking right at me looking for a reaction typically I just brush it off, I’ve even held friendly conversations with the same dude they flirting with.

But this one Mexican dude stayed coming in making lil slick comments and not gonna lie might have been fukking with them before I started working there.

I simply asked him to come outside so I can talk to him dude was scared shytless and refused to come outside, long story short ain’t shyt happened dude had zero heart, but I felt foolish as fukk, tho I still plan on beating his ass then quitting.


Since I’m usually a gentleman opening doors for damn every Black Woman I can that comes thru the store while also being nonchalant towards them I know they did this shyt to get my reaction one even had a damn smile on her face when I pressed dude.

These broads really trying to get nikkas caught up.

Don’t fukk up the money. Apply these four agreements and you will be fine:

• Be Impeccable With Your Word.
• Don't Take Anything Personally.
• Don't Make Assumptions.
• Always Do Your Best.

 

[Ahadi]

Damn these hoes don’t wana talk on the phone / phone through app.

Buuuussshhhhhhed.

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

Damn these hoes don’t wana talk on the phone / phone through app.

Buuuussshhhhhhed.

these hoes won’t even entertain you now if your don’t have blue bubbles

 

[DapMeUp!]

It never fails.

Every now and then you meet a girl who seems great on paper. You get along like a house on fire.
Things go great for a couple of months, you start to think you finally found a good one.
Then you sense the energy shift
Replies get slower
She is now too busy to arrange a time to see you
You pull back to see if it's just in your head that things have changed, Low and behold you don't hear from her no more

Rinse and Repeat.
I never really left but I'm back in these streets

Gotta always....ALWAYS trust your gut.

Turns out that of course she started seeing someone else.
Conveniently she claims this only happened once we stopped talking Bare in mind this was only just under a month ago, and I was seeing her for a few months.

Only reason I stopped talking to the bih was because she stopped trying to meet up.
Obviously she was getting her back cracked by dude at the time, but they always want to save face

 

[Ahadi]

these hoes won’t even entertain you now if your don’t have blue bubbles

Breh I used to be able to drop my phone number & they would either text or call, now it’s slowed the fukk down. Things must be different in smaller cities compared to bigger.

I guess I gotta warm these hoes up a little more before I give the number.

 

[MikelArteta]

Gotta always....ALWAYS trust your gut.

Turns out that of course she started seeing someone else.
Conveniently she claims this only happened once we stopped talking Bare in mind this was only just under a month ago, and I was seeing her for a few months.

Only reason I stopped talking to the bih was because she stopped trying to meet up.
Obviously she was getting her back cracked by dude at the time, but they always want to save face

I'm in the same.boat now

Everything was going great and then poof right on time

Got the I need to think things over and see where we stand

 

[eXodus]

I'm in the same.boat now

Everything was going great and then poof right on time

Got the I need to think things over and see where we stand

2nd verse

 

[Atlrocafella]

Got damn hood chicks are so easy.

 

[DapMeUp!]

I'm in the same.boat now

Everything was going great and then poof right on time

Got the I need to think things over and see where we stand

Sometimes as men, we need to humble ourselves and just realize we aren't that guy to every women we speak to.

We all know how it is when a woman is really into you. She will stop at nothing to see you as often as possible.
Case in point, she was too busy to see me for like almost 2 months, but had time to see buddy enough to the point where it's become serious and exclusive now.

The game is the game