Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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I'm chatting with this Afro-Brazillian girl I met online. She is so hot, and she's single too. Looked almost too good to be true. I'm not that smart, but I managed to convince her to send me a voice-mail and a pic of herself so I know she's real.

She's a Satanist, though. I'm dead serious. She's like a solid 7.5, too. I'm in a dilemma. I've been asking her questions about witchcraft and shyt, trying to keep her interest, but I can feel my soul boiling. Why are the pretty ones always crazy?

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She's a Satanist, though. I'm dead serious.


Don't think you can save that girl if she's too far off the deep end.
It's one thing for these birds to be hung up on that astrology nonsense (even though it's bad and they'll blame everything wrong with anything on it), but straight up witchcraft and shyt?

You don't want any of that smoke.

Might be worth checking if she knows more Brazilian hotspots or girls though.
 

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I'm chatting with this Afro-Brazillian girl I met online. She is so hot, and she's single too. Looked almost too good to be true. I'm not that smart, but I managed to convince her to send me a voice-mail and a pic of herself so I know she's real.

She's a Satanist, though. I'm dead serious. She's like a solid 7.5, too. I'm in a dilemma. I've been asking her questions about witchcraft and shyt, trying to keep her interest, but I can feel my soul boiling. Why are the pretty ones always crazy?
not worth it
 

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To the nikkas here who get young bytches too on tinder. I’m getting college bytches. This one brehette is beautiful, I feel a bit intimidated. Idk what to say lol.
 

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To the nikkas here who get young bytches too on tinder. I’m getting college bytches. This one brehette is beautiful, I feel a bit intimidated. Idk what to say lol.
Look at her pics and bio to see if you can find something worth starting a conversation.

The icebreaker is the hardest part, once that's outta the way, eat.
 

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Also a lot of those married friends start pressuring the single person to find someone so they can do couples stuff.
To a lesser extent. I would say the single man becomed less included within their friends lives. No one is inviting the single man to the couples trips and date nights. They just start living 2 separate lives.
 

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I'm chatting with this Afro-Brazillian girl I met online. She is so hot, and she's single too. Looked almost too good to be true. I'm not that smart, but I managed to convince her to send me a voice-mail and a pic of herself so I know she's real.

She's a Satanist, though. I'm dead serious. She's like a solid 7.5, too. I'm in a dilemma. I've been asking her questions about witchcraft and shyt, trying to keep her interest, but I can feel my soul boiling. Why are the pretty ones always crazy?
You nikkas do it to yourselves at this rate
:russ:
 
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