Welp Brehs, I'm happy to say I'm no longer a kissless, hugless Virgin, I still am a virgin though. Met up with Brehette today after I got her number off a dating app, we went to the park near her house and was kissing, cuddling, etc. I actually have blue balls at this moment which sucks, but I thought I would be more anxious being that I am still a virgin, but I guess I calmed down over the years. I was making her "sweat" in the text messages (her words), had her dying at my jokes, made good conversation with her, made sure my mouthpiece was on point and "broke down her walls a lil bit" (her words). She said I was "smooth" and "slick" (whatever the hell that means). She also said I have an "old soul" just like her and I don't even know what that means.
I just really wanna seal the deal Brehs, I got blue balls right now and I smell blood.