47, divorced, no kids. No dating, no apps, no girlfriend. Keep a ol reliable FWB on call for when I want to get my dikk wet.
True story: Last week I was in Wynwood with fam, we stopped at one of them stalls so they could look at rings and jewelry and shyt
the stall girl was giving me eyes and we started talking...boom boom boom we exchanged numbers.
Hit her up, set it up for a couple of days later.
She didn't run game, take 6 hours to answer, leave me on read, none of that. She replied right away.
We met up, we're talking, doing the "getting to know you" routine and she casually drops "I'm 20 years old"
(when we met I calculated 29-30. She didn't a have a young college face at all. She looked like a grown woman to me)
My face:

I then asked her how old do you think I am? she says "36, 37"
I tell her I'm 47. Her face:

She didn't believe me (they never do. I've had to show my ID in the past).
I assured her I wouldn't lie about my age, and if I did why would I say I'm older?
Needless to say it was a wrap after that. Clearly we both miscalculated. All in the game.
Having a younger looking face and full head of hair at my age is a cheat code, but I draw the line at a 27 year age difference.
Obv the same for her. Clearly she was willing to entertain if I was 36-37 though.
It is what it is.