Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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She paid for hinge as a woman?!

:laff: that's a huge L

Also...she doesnt even realize she's swiping on less than 5% of men..

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Haha, I love it. These broads really do get what they deserve.
She paid for hinge as a woman?!

:laff: that's a huge L

Also...she doesnt even realize she's swiping on less than 5% of men..

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And if she’s 29-34 is her age range, that means she wall / post wall.

Why would someone in that age range go for her? When they can get the younger version lol. I saw her on TikTok, no body, just :huhldup:

 

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She paid for hinge as a woman?!

:laff: that's a huge L

Also...she doesnt even realize she's swiping on less than 5% of men..

They want men in the top 10% of income earners - 0.01
Top 15% of height - 0.15
Top 10% of facial attractiveness. = 0.1
Within 1-5 years of age. (probably 10% of the population) - 0.1
Located nearby. (again, 10%) - 0.1

The city of LA is 3.8M
1.9M for men
Top 10% for wages - 190,000 for the income earners
Top 15% for height - 28,500
Top 10% for attractiveness - 2,850
In her age bracket - 285 guys

And that's just for a right swipe.

Don't let met get into how far away they live from her, if they're single, the pics weren't catfished, if they're not :dame:

Dude then has to show up, be wearing the right thing, say the right stuff for her to like him.

On top of that, she's competing with all the other women looking for the same guy. She's cute enough, a Wisconsin 8 or an LA 6 - but ....no.

Meanwhile, I'm willing to bet if you look through the dudes that already smashed, you'll get more Danny Devito's than Timothee Chalamet's.
 
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Not clear if she has a child now, or she's projecting that she'll end up a single mom. :patrice:

But if she has a kid now, her parents failed her and her health teacher failed her.

Edit - Scrolling through the twitter comments - it's the usual suspects of Red Pill/Black Pillers on the verge of going Full Nick Fuentes.

The hilarious thing about all this Red Pill Adjacent stuff is the OG pick up artists were mostly flaming liberals, lol.
 

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Not clear if she has a child now, or she's projecting that she'll end up a single mom. :patrice:

But if she has a kid now, her parents failed her and her health teacher failed her.

Edit - Scrolling through the twitter comments - it's the usual suspects of Red Pill/Black Pillers on the verge of going Full Nick Fuentes.

The hilarious thing about all this Red Pill Adjacent stuff is the OG pick up artists were mostly flaming liberals, lol.

Idk why they act like wm don’t leave them as single mothers.

I’m not sure if she was being hypothetical either, but beyond all that bad bytch terminology / lexicon, this is how they really feel.

Yeah! It’s not as liberal, way more conservative leaning. Like it started with people doing magic tricks / card tricks to get women lol, now it’s alpha this , alpha that.
 

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Ever since you described it as slavery I cant unsee it :mjlol:

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:skip: they really looking for slaves. Hoe wtf are you going to do in the relationship? Nothing?!
She also misspelled sense and the s and the c are pretty far away from each other on the keyboard :laff:

these chicks want mr perfect and if you miss that gum once we need to talk, you're a nice guy but
 

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They want men in the top 10% of income earners - 0.01
Top 15% of height - 0.15
Top 10% of facial attractiveness. = 0.1
Within 1-5 years of age. (probably 10% of the population) - 0.1
Located nearby. (again, 10%) - 0.1

The city of LA is 3.8M
1.9M for men
Top 10% for wages - 190,000 for the income earners
Top 15% for height - 28,500
Top 10% for attractiveness - 2,850
In her age bracket - 285 guys

And that's just for a right swipe.

Don't let met get into how far away they live from her, if they're single, the pics weren't catfished, if they're not :dame:

Dude then has to show up, be wearing the right thing, say the right stuff for her to like him.

On top of that, she's competing with all the other women looking for the same guy. She's cute enough, a Wisconsin 8 or an LA 6 - but ....no.

Meanwhile, I'm willing to bet if you look through the dudes that already smashed, you'll get more Danny Devito's than Timothee Chalamet's.
she not cute at all breh. never been to LA or Milwaukee...but in Toronto thats a 5 at best. She gotta be a 4 in LA
 

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i must be out of touch. cause for the life of me i dont understand how people dont realize how weird and spooky they look talking to their phones

she literally
  • parked up,
  • mounted her phone on her dash/steering wheel or some shyt
  • and recorded herself complaining to random ppl on the internet about paying for hinge and not being able to find what she wants
when she coulda just as easily sent her homegirl a text or called her and vented. scarecrow lookin ass prolly did multiple takes too. how did this become so normal? people are completely devoid of self-awareness these days. and that second video was even worse. what the fukk are you doing coming home from a date and instead of just taking a shower, messaging your date saying you got home and maybe putting on a TV show..you set up multiple tripods, attach your phone to them, press record, walk up to the tripods/cameras to record your bullshyt, again talk to the cameras, do some shyt like record you turning on a fukking shower head and all that other shyt. and on top of all that, she prolly had to do multiple takes again, then edit and combine all these clips she recorded just to upload it to tik tok for random strangers' entertainment.

and you fukking wonder why no dude wants to be with your goofy, self-absorbed, tales from the crypt keepr lookin ass. :what:

brehs...what the fukk is going on on this planet? i'm even just as bad for typing a paragraph about this nonsense
 

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she not cute at all breh. never been to LA or Milwaukee...but in Toronto thats a 5 at best. She gotta be a 4 in LA

She prolly slept with some upcoming male model / male actor and now her standards are set

:mjlol:

Unhinged behavior indeed.
 
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