Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[duncanthetall]

Not a gem. But I want to say that I saw my ex today for the first time in like 5 months. She's still gorgeous n shyt of course, but I'm happy to say the feelings I had for her aren't the same.

Went out with her best friend(one of my close friends as well) and my peoples last nite, and she stayed the night with me. Ex came to pick her up bout an hour ago and chilled for bout a half hour. I think the only feelings I really have are strictly because I'm attracted to her. Her personality leaves much to be desired, though. Dunno how I put up with her for all that time before for real.

But....nonetheless....I feel better now that I've crossed that. I recommend that if you're sprung on a chick for a while and it doesn't work out, sometime down the road see how you feel about her after taking some time off from her. It will more than likely make you feel better when you realize that she's not all that.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Bell Biv Devoe "Poison"is a message to all of us brothers "Never trust a big butt and smile"

 

[twan83]

Here is one

Its very simple but a lot guys tend to IGNORE
If you messing with a female and thinking bout getting serious with her and she talks about her EX and you know her just as much as her EX

ITS A NO GO DONT EVEN BOTHER. she aint over him PERIOD. You never talk about your EX to somebody you bout to date in DETAIL

Ex:
Her: This date is going good you know my EX was a a$$hole and didnt shyt for me
You: Oh is that so
Her: ya he is black guy all thugged out havent talked to him lately though we still cool in a sense but YOur better than him
You: CHECK PLEASE

 

[winb83]

I've done some experimenting outside of the Coli with our GEMS. I've said this before, but now I can accurately reaffirm this.

When speaking on some of the gems that we dropped to a larger audience I've noticed that there are certain woman who will get upset.

These women are feminists. They are easily noticeable because they answer questions with a question and redirect the issue.

Ex. Lots of women have a sense of entitlement but what reward are they bringing to the relationships?
These women respond "men do too"

They take no accountability for their actions, yet expect us to take accountability for ours plus theirs.

Ex. I was a great boyfriend and my girlfriend cheated on me.
Their response: It's your fault for picking her.

So brothers, don't even frustrate yourselves trying to get a woman to understand where you're coming from. Either she gets it or she doesn't. Some women will try to manipulate you by constantly bashing your principles and telling you that they are unrealistic.

A feminist is a principled man's worst enemy. Her goal is to change the dynamics of the male-female relationship with her wearing the pants, yet wanting to be treated like a female when convenient.

I'm gonna show you how to spot a feminist in a little bit

Most women want the best of both worlds. Equality but chivalry for example. You can't treat a person as an equal and be chivalrous because that's two opposite. Long story short that want all the benefits of being considered inferior yet they don't want to be considered that way they want equality.

 

[kevm3]

I've done some experimenting outside of the Coli with our GEMS. I've said this before, but now I can accurately reaffirm this.

When speaking on some of the gems that we dropped to a larger audience I've noticed that there are certain woman who will get upset.

These women are feminists. They are easily noticeable because they answer questions with a question and redirect the issue.

Ex. Lots of women have a sense of entitlement but what reward are they bringing to the relationships?
These women respond "men do too"

They take no accountability for their actions, yet expect us to take accountability for ours plus theirs.

Ex. I was a great boyfriend and my girlfriend cheated on me.
Their response: It's your fault for picking her.

So brothers, don't even frustrate yourselves trying to get a woman to understand where you're coming from. Either she gets it or she doesn't. Some women will try to manipulate you by constantly bashing your principles and telling you that they are unrealistic.

A feminist is a principled man's worst enemy. Her goal is to change the dynamics of the male-female relationship with her wearing the pants, yet wanting to be treated like a female when convenient.

I'm gonna show you how to spot a feminist in a little bit

Those women don't want to give up the highly privileged life they have. I definitely don't expect them to take kindly to men who don't play into their game. That's why men just have to live it and not argue with these women and don't allow those who can't operate fairly into their circle.

 

[kevm3]

This why we told you about that simping mane
http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/31498-damn-he-share-girl-he-playing-himself.html

 

[George Gooney]

^^^Utterly disgusting behavior

 

[MikelArteta]

Here is one

Its very simple but a lot guys tend to IGNORE
If you messing with a female and thinking bout getting serious with her and she talks about her EX and you know her just as much as her EX

ITS A NO GO DONT EVEN BOTHER. she aint over him PERIOD. You never talk about your EX to somebody you bout to date in DETAIL

Ex:
Her: This date is going good you know my EX was a a$$hole and didnt shyt for me
You: Oh is that so
Her: ya he is black guy all thugged out havent talked to him lately though we still cool in a sense but YOur better than him
You: CHECK PLEASE

womnen love mentioning thier ex, he was such a a$$hole

but you slept with him right?

 

[kevm3]

Dolphins' Chad Johnson arrested on domestic violence charge - NFL.com


Miami Dolphins wide receiver Chad Johnson was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of domestic violence Saturday night, Davie (Fla.) Police Cpt. Dale Engle told NFL.com and NFL Network.

Police said Johnson head-butted his newlywed wife, "Basketball Wives" star Evelyn Lozada, in the forehead during an argument they had around 8:30 p.m. ET while driving home from dinner. Lozada was treated at the scene for a "pretty good-sized" laceration, Engle said, and she later was taken to the hospital.

Miami Dolphins WR Chad Ochocinco (right) and reality TV star Evelyn Lozada were married July 4.
Miami Dolphins WR Chad Ochocinco (right) and reality TV star Evelyn Lozada were married July 4.

Johnson told police that he and his wife accidentally knocked heads, according to Engle, who said the "heated argument" started over a receipt for condoms found in the car. Engle originally told NFL.com and NFL Network that Johnson had found the receipt, but he later clarified it indeed was Lozada who found it and then confronted her husband.

The Johnsons live in Davie, where the Dolphins' practice facility is located, and a neighbor called police about the incident, Engle said.

"We are aware of the situation and are in the process of gathering all of the relevant information," a Dolphins spokesman said in a statement given to NFL.com and NFL Network's Jeff Darlington.

Johnson's agent, Drew Rosenhaus, had no comment about his client's arrest when reached by NFL.com and NFL Network's Ian Rapoport.

Johnson remains in custody at Broward County Jail and won't be eligible for release until a bail hearing is set, which could be as late as Monday, Engle said.

Johnson and Lozada were married July 4. He changed his last name from Ochocinco back to Johnson so his wife could take it as her last name.

Johnson, 34, had never been arrested during his 12-year NFL career, but according to the South Florida Sun Sentinel, he was arrested in a domestic dispute during college.

Johnson signed with Dolphins this offseason after spending last season with the New England Patriots.

Johnson started in the Dolphins' preseason opener Friday night. He didn't have a catch and was targeted only once in the 20-7 loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

This is why you don't wife up unwifeable women. Who DIDN'T know Lozada wasn't a go-getter? The fella JUST married her and ALREADY he finds the receipt for a box of condoms. He'll probably end up forgiving her, especially if they get divorced she gets treated to half and then alimony... aka rewarded for her cheating. Chad's never been arrested before, but now he's most likely going to jail as well. Now ya'll think the stuff we are talking about in this thread ain't important?

 

[Ohene]

apparently the chick found it and confronted him. in which case the lesson would be, dont wife these broads if you aint through with "the life"

 

[kevm3]

Yeah if she found it in his car, he was real dumb for not trying to live up to the married lifestyle... can't even respect his marriage for a little while. Either way he's getting them pockets tapped. mission complete.

 

[Rich Spirit]

womnen love mentioning thier ex, he was such a a$$hole

but you slept with him right?

yea last year i was dealing with this chick that did the same, talked nothing but bad things about her ex....but still sleeps with him whenever

 

[<<TheStandard>>]

I dropped out of law school cuz of my ex fiancé

I was a idiot

Wow......it all adds up.

People use to criticize you heavy for your views on SOHH (and now on the Coli) but you have valid reasons for your the view on things. I respect it. You adjusted to way things are, as you should have......

 

[Swayze]

I dropped out of law school cuz of my ex fiancé

I was a idiot

No, you're an idiot because you aren't aware of which indefinite article you're supposed to use before a word beginning with a vowel.


btw fiancé is masculine. bruh, you were engaged to a dude?

 

[twan83]

Fellas

I remember i was having sex with this sexy ass female she was so SEXY i cant even forget what she look like

anyways i called her up at my barracks to chill aka blow her back out well i did and i was using a CONDOM but the fukker broke while i nutted so im over here like

This can't be life why did this brand new condom break fukking shyt sex was great she was cool as fukk and then this happened


ME: fukk my condom broke with my sperm
Her: its ok Twan i dont mind cuz we'll make some beautiful kids
ME:
HER: well you look and i look good its ok just think well be great parents
ME: You lost your damn mind. dont get me wrong your sexy and sex was on point but KIDS mom and dad i aint ready for no KIDS yet and i dont even know you like that
HER: well lets start getting to know each other DADDY
ME: na but you gotta go though i aint feeling this (in my mind i was think man she look good naked and i wanna do it again but RAW since i already fukked up why not enjoy it some more )


But i sent her out my room not in a disrespectful manner just said im not feeling this but ill call you later and she said ok but u better

The Conclusion

she didnt get pregnant thank god though but she did have dough she was a upcoming cosmetic owner not sure if she blew up in Japan though since this is where it happened

moral of the story: when your condom breaks with your sperm and they talk like this THEY ARE TRYING TO TRAP YOUR ASS NO JOKE