Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[MikelArteta]

btw what kevm says is the truth.

the chick that told me she was "busy", it turned out it was another guy who was giving her the tingles, she fell hook line and sinker only for the guy only for him flake on her in the end, now that im back she hits me up apologizing


whenever a woman is busy, flakes on you its like going to a audi dealership in jogging pants and a tshirt, the salesperson will go to the middle aged guy in a suit before he deals with you because he doesn't view you as valuable, only when that middle aged guy isn't interested, then he's like hey you over there

I say take your business elsewhere.

 

[MikelArteta]

http://www.ihatemen.org/

 

[Ohene]

just got back brehs, weather was great

worry about women brehs

id rather travel

if it wasnt for a woman would you have hit up Vancity

 

[MikelArteta]

if it wasnt for a woman would you have hit up Vancity

yep
more than likely ill be back in 4 months again

 

[The Frozen One]

just got back brehs, weather was great

worry about women brehs

id rather travel

that's my city

btw what kind of camera did you use?

 

[MikelArteta]

that's my city

btw what kind of camera did you use?

mirrorless panasonic gf2


great city

loved granville

the beckies

 

[The Frozen One]

mirrorless panasonic gf2


great city

loved granville

the beckies

what about the homos though

everyone on robson walking hand in hand .. .

 

[MikelArteta]

what about the homos though

everyone on robson walking hand in hand .. .

lol i saw that


I noticed when walking on davie? all them gay flags and emblems :kony:

everytime i saw a brotha it was like

 

[MikelArteta]

http://www.thestar.com/life/2014/12..._gallagher_to_travel_the_world_with_him.html#

Putting to rest rumours that Axani had romance in mind when he set off on his search, he says the pair will be sleeping in separate rooms as they globetrot.

Gallagher also has a long-term boyfriend who, she admits, “is a little jealous that I am going on a trip with a guy and a trip that he would love to go on.”

 

[The Frozen One]

http://www.thestar.com/life/2014/12..._gallagher_to_travel_the_world_with_him.html#

Putting to rest rumours that Axani had romance in mind when he set off on his search, he says the pair will be sleeping in separate rooms as they globetrot.

Gallagher also has a long-term boyfriend who, she admits, “is a little jealous that I am going on a trip with a guy and a trip that he would love to go on.”

the problem is if he drops her or tells her she can't go, he'll be casted as the bad boy, the control freak, the guy who couldn't trust his gf etc etc ..

what he'll most likely do is whine and bytch to her how it's not fair that she going with a random guy on a trip and doesn't care about what it's doing to him.

 

[EffYou]

Aw fuk abort abort.

 

[EQ.]

APPROACH #2- So im walking around this shopping complex looking for some fresh meat. Its a pretty nice sized complex with a ballys total fitness next to this bagel place, so i figured id pick up some pre workout carbs in a bagel. So as I walk in I see this little white girl who looked like she could use a d*ck or two. So i walk up to her

ME: hi, how are you?
Her: hi, what can i get for you today
me: i want a whole wheat bagel with double cream cheese
her: uh sure, anything else for you today? (she says with a smile)

i decided this is a prime time to go for the kill

Me: Well your number would be wonderful
Her: uh i don't give out my number to strangers
Me: Well thats good honey bc i ain't no stranger, my names johny. What's yours?
Her: she laughs** im emily.

I reach over and shake her hand and i go for the kill. So i keep pressing this broad for her number and after about 5 more minutes she relucantly gives it to me. So as I walk away and say goodbye I see her giggling with her friend behind the counter. So I'm figuring nice this chick digs my big black physique.

So as i leave I decide that I'm gonna send her a text so she can have my number too. So I'm sitting in the parking lot in my car when I send it. Strangely enough the text doesn't go through so im like "this ho better have not gave me a fake number" So i decide im gonna call it because the big nasty don't waste any time when it comes to chicks.

To my happy suprise it rings and im golden

until















SOME MOFO PICKS UP THE PHONE AND ITS MOTHA F*CKIN BALLY TOTAL FITNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUMB BROAD LIED TO ME SO I REALIZE NOW SHES GOTTA PAY.

SO I RUN OUT OF MY CAR LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL. I GRAB THAT DAMN BAGEL AND RUN INTO THE BAGEL STORE. I SHOUT AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS "NO ONE MESSES WITH Eff You". I TAKE THE BAGEL AND THROW IT AS HARD AS I CAN AGAINST A RACK OF CREAM CHEESES AND A BUNCH FALL.

then i run out of there....

you should have seen that hos face when i came back

priceless

:camvby:

 

[EffYou]

Aw fuk abort abort.

 

[nalej]

Vancity is so dope. Beautiful girls up there too. Going up in January to party.

 

[nalej]

:camvby:

lol really wish it was true.