Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Looking at my instantly lifeless dikk had me straight up feeling just like this
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cuz this HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. had a nikka thinking he had ED and shyt smmfh specially cuz the chick body is serious too so i'm like why the fukk am I losing a boner...
Everything about this chick cool except this IDK if I should dead it or see if I could shift her mindframe. probably parley with her one more time and she if I can get to the bottom of w/e this shyt is. I guess I could have did that last night but I was so shocked at the fukkery I couldn't think straight.

Honestly, it depends.

She might need a few drinks or something to loosen up..the real test is when she starts talking:mjpls:

The risk you run is her making your dikk flatline again which digs you into a bigger mental hole..:ld:

Your gonna have to pulla shaq on her...

Dont even do 4play 1st..put the condom on and stick your dikk in there

I started out with 4play and when she finished cumming, she was in the fetal position and didnt want to be touched..

i had to play roly poly and that was the start of the bullshyt:snoop:
 

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Honestly, it depends.

She might need a few drinks or something to loosen up..the real test is when she starts talking:mjpls:

The risk you run is her making your dikk flatline again which digs you into a bigger mental hole..:ld:

Your gonna have to pulla shaq on her...

Dont even do 4play 1st..put the condom on and stick your dikk in there

I started out with 4play and when she finished cumming, she was in the fetal position and didnt want to be touched..

i had to play roly poly and that was the start of the bullshyt:snoop:

Yeah breh. first this shyt started I had her on her back and after finally fukking getting her ready (a hour before we was both buck ass naked and she just goes I change my mind :smile: and lays down :wtf: . anyway I ate the box and per sure she came already buy I go to put my mans in and its dark so I poke once miss and the bytch fukking facepalms :bryan: . My shyt went limper than a hot dog in seconds and I'm sitting like :damn: wtf is going on. instead of just grabbing my dikk and putting it in she facepalms rofl. should have known what I was dealing with from that right there :snoop:
 

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Yeah breh. first this shyt started I had her on her back and after finally fukking getting her ready (a hour before we was both buck ass naked and she just goes I change my mind :smile: and lays down :wtf: . anyway I ate the box and per sure she came already buy I go to put my mans in and its dark so I poke once miss and the bytch fukking facepalms :bryan: . My shyt went limper than a hot dog in seconds and I'm sitting like :damn: wtf is going on. instead of just grabbing my dikk and putting it in she facepalms rofl. should have known what I was dealing with from that right there :snoop:

:dead:..breh...same shyt happened to me..

Im like you've done nothing so far, you couldnt even put my dikk in?:dwillhuh:
 

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was messing with this mixed chick. and every time we got to the point actually having intercourse after foreplay she would do something to kill the mood hardbody intentionally. Like last night she naked and soon as I'm bout to poke she goes "why are you so gentle with me, I'm not a baby" when I aint been gentle with this chick at all. instant boner killer. then she pretty much says she doesn't like sex *after saying how much a freak she is* and is also asexual. and pretty much deads it right there and says she feels like shyt emotionally. i'm just sitting there in my boxers with my dikk out in disbelief at how I attract the craziest fukking bytches man. She was going to walk home at 1 in the morning 3 miles, but my soft ass caught up to her adn drove her home. then she says its not me thats the problem. so she already been messed up. I'm getting the feeling that finding a stable chick in my age bracket impossible man. Cuz like 2 hours before we holding hands, on a date, doing couple shyt. then get get home and boom its over. shyt is depressing.

my player unc told me to try to get with her again cuz she on games. but IDK what to even do about it. I honestly liked this chick. pro black, real hair, calling don lemon a c00n, was really woke. just the sex shyt was :wtf: IDK brehs. what do.

Your uncle's advice is going to get you caught up. If you even get a whiff of crazy, get away as fast as possible and don't look back. You did the right thing in driving her home. You don't ever want to do a 'hard reject' on a crazy woman because they have a variety of tools to make your life not so fun.
 

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Your uncle's advice is going to get you caught up. If you even get a whiff of crazy, get away as fast as possible and don't look back. You did the right thing in driving her home. You don't ever want to do a 'hard reject' on a crazy woman because they have a variety of tools to make your life not so fun.

my unc done slayed hundreds literally so I usually like to at least entertain his thoughts. I drove her home cuz last thing I need on my conscience is her getting mugged or some shyt walking from my place. I'd feel terrible.
 

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:dead:..breh...same shyt happened to me..

Im like you've done nothing so far, you couldnt even put my dikk in?:dwillhuh:

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I've never had a bad experience going crazy eights with the foreplay they usually begging for the dikk at that point but thsi shyt blew my mind.
 

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:blessed: had a great date with the woman that I truly would wife last night. Why she gotta live so far for Med school mane :mjcry:

Of course the night couldn't end that perfectly, my ex had to call me right before bed crying and spilling her feelings on why we didn't work out :stopitslime:
 

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I can be cool with an ex, but I wouldn't go to their wedding. At some point, you just have to be respectful of the situation. You might not know whoever she is dealing with, but as a man, you know that's not a great situation to put yourself into. If I was asked by an ex, I'd just have to let her know straight up that I don't feel that would be right.
 

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Sounds like potential fukkery to me.

I wouldn't be cool with my lady going to her former brehs wedding.

Your either invited to be stunted on or she's still got feelings and that ain't fair on the dude she's marrying.
Same here, I was invited but I'm not really trying to go/feel out of place. Low key that's disrespectful to her dude also. I'm cool with him/seems like an alright cat, but I get the idea she runs their relationship.
 

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nah breh. If you change your VOICE for chicks, what else will u do? How far will you go?

Trust me, be yourself. If a chick doesn't like you, then find one who does. They're out there.

Plus, what type of woman doesn't want a dude just b/c his voice is "too white"? One that u don't need to fool with.

I know the ass is phat :noah:, but the baggage won't be worth you playing yourself

I'm saying. Brehs out here actually changing their voice!?! Sheesh. To each their own.

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I dont know how yall dudes do it.

date, talk, or entertain multiple women.

I like 2 now and still have love for a ex and ish feels dirty.:scust:

I generally like one a whole lot off a strong 1st impressions in a very short time...alot mang:wow:. The other kinda snowballed but she's really good people. And then the ex who's well being is still a concern even though I've been told "dont worry about it"

Just feel's dirty or wrong man...idk

It's probably nothing to them honestly, nor do they know or think twice about it. But for me personally it feels kinda lame. I'm not dating any of them so I have no reason to feel bad but I do. And I'd like to be there and friends for any of them if they needed anything. Maybe that's the problem...

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