Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

fukkyalifestyle

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I downloaded tinder again after taking that shyt off my phone back in January, I got a bunch of matches from some bad ones :wtf: lol. Some of these chicks got to be bots.
Usually you find out if they real or not after sending them a message. I usually tell em to fukk off but I think one time the chick was real and unmatched me :russ:.
 

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All this time women have called men dogs....I just realized women are like cats. Their natures are exactly the same. No wonder they love them.
 

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Started talking to this new chick, put the other females on hold because the new one was just so nice that she had my full attention. Start spending a lot of time together, feel pretty good when I'm around this chick nothing forced with us things just happened naturally.
Anyways the problem here

-pick her up from home
- her aunty comes out to see this new boy she's been spending time with
-we have a good time, she tells me the next day her mom was mad that she didn't know her daughter was heading out
-I didn't make anything of it that shyts normal
-she came up to me today all sad and kept saying she doesn't want to talk about it
-I get her comfortable and she opens up saying her mom wants her to focus on school not dating
-shes supposed to call me tonight to tell me what her moms said


Logistics is never right for me brehs.

Now I have to go fill this gap with some other random thots

It was good while it lasted brehs :mjcry:
 
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Watch your homies man!

Just found out one of my "friends" has been lowkey going on dates with a girl I used to mess with. Rumor has it they fukked too.

This the same guy who told me to drop the girl because she's a hoe, and that she can't be wifed up. This the same guy who told me that he doesn't give a fukk about her that he has has other hoes.

Now my friend trying to make light of the situation saying shyt like "she came onto me bro" and "y'all weren't technically official"

Learn from my mistake: Never bring your friends around a girl you are trying to lock up.

shyt came to bite me in the ass!
 

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Watch your homies man!

Just found out one of my "friends" has been lowkey going on dates with a girl I used to mess with. Rumor has it they fukked too.

This the same guy who told me to drop the girl because she's a hoe, and that she can't be wifed up. This the same guy who told me that he doesn't give a fukk about her that he has has other hoes.

Now my friend trying to make light of the situation saying shyt like "she came onto me bro" and "y'all weren't technically official"

Learn from my mistake: Never bring your friends around a girl you are trying to lock up.

shyt came to bite me in the ass!
That's not your friend :scust:
 
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Hell naw it aint real!!
Met this woman on instagram that said she was single and had one kid...
Went to her house....seen 3 mo' kids.
Im like "who the hell kids these is?!?!"
She gon tell me..."them bebe kids".
I look at her like "well where the fukk is bebe?!"
She gon tell me "she gotta run some errands".
She better run her ass here to get these got damn kids!!!
Big head fukkas!!!
Seen one kid head so big every time he walked his forehead was moppin the floor!!
shytttttt...I told him keep on. shyt the whole house gone be clean in a minute!!!
Head look like a alternator.
Ol test tube baby!!
:damn:
:dead:
 

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Started talking to this new chick, put the other females on hold because the new one was just so nice that she had my full attention. Start spending a lot of time together, feel pretty good when I'm around this chick nothing forced with us things just happened naturally.
Anyways the problem here

-pick her up from home
- her aunty comes out to see this new boy she's been spending time with
-we have a good time, she tells me the next day her mom was mad that she didn't know her daughter was heading out
-I didn't make anything of it that shyts normal
-she came up to me today all sad and kept saying she doesn't want to talk about it
-I get her comfortable and she opens up saying her mom wants her to focus on school not dating
-shes supposed to call me tonight to tell me what her moms said


Logistics is never right for me brehs.

Now I have to go fill this gap with some other random thots

It was good while it lasted brehs :mjcry:
Is she under 18? Sounds real young but if she really likes you she'll forego what her mom is saying and continue seeing you. It's not everyday you get to meet someone whom you just share that special connection with. Take it easy and don't give up too fast.
 

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Was thinking about some stuff and had a random moment of intense hatred for an ex.

I calmed down tho. Lord I hope there's a woman of virtue at the end of this that's makes all this shyt worth it. lol
 

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Is she under 18? Sounds real young but if she really likes you she'll forego what her mom is saying and continue seeing you. It's not everyday you get to meet someone whom you just share that special connection with. Take it easy and don't give up too fast.
I cut her off, exactly if she really liked me she would see me behind her mothers back. She's 18 I'm 20.

After she told me what her mom said and how we have to stop seeing I dropped her off and she ended up kissing me. Why kiss me if its the end....too many questions I just haven't contacted her since then.
 

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I cut her off, exactly if she really liked me she would see me behind her mothers back. She's 18 I'm 20.

After she told me what her mom said and how we have to stop seeing I dropped her off and she ended up kissing me. Why kiss me if its the end....too many questions I just haven't contacted her since then.
How long has it been since you last talked/seen her?
 
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