Sohh... I had my date with the chick that is 5'9 very thick big t*ts and ass... and I'm 5'5
160lbs soak and wet
We met off tinder, pretty chill person when we text. Long story short, she's pawg/bbw status, 36 years old, and by that - she looks her age. I would say she is a strong 7 weak 8 out of a score of 10. Very VARY fukkable though
She has big BIG ASS TIDDIES!!!!!!!!!! Like a DD or an E (maybe even bigger)
So anyways, we meet up in by her city, a good hour and 15 minutes me
So i text her and said that I just to to the restaurant. She was already there waiting on me. Good thing is, she looks just like her Tinder profile pic, so not bad. I sit down across from her and I can already tell she is way taller than me
The restaurant is all white people in there save one other interracial couple, an older sister having dinner with a white boy.
He scooped him one. Anyways... back to her and I
So we talk small talk and everything picked up as usual, nothing strange and nothing out of the ordinary. I exhibited a lot of confidence because I didn't want my size to make me a handicap in the situation.
She don't know who she fukking with at this point. So we order our food and I picked up the tab, no issues. I will say that she held the best convo that I had with any female in a good while. Very intelligent, considerate and down to earth. There was a thread earlier about this facebook simpe talking about paying her groceries and babsitter if you want to take her out. The date I was on had to get a babysitter. So I was going to test the waters on this one:
Me: Hey, since you are with me, let me pick up the baby sitter tab too
Her:
....
Her: Thanks, but it's okay. I want to be with you and its not even an issue. Plus, your cute
Me:
Me: (Me thinknig to myself "She passed the test"
)
Me: Alright, cool. No worries then.
The whole time I'm looking at her breast because she was wearing a low cut shirt and I'm like
I mean her tiddy meats were exquisite, just milky white goodness, i'd be lying if I didn't want to rip her top off and suck all over em'.
Anyways, we eat drink and talk and laugh, we have very good chemistry. So, I suggested we go bowling and she was down for that. So we get up and mind you she was a few inches taller than me.
Again, I'm 5'5
and she's 5'9
So we both look at each other and I was thinking in my head "I'm gonna tackle this bytch"
Me: You should have worn high heels baby girl
Her:
... You serious?
Me: Damn straight (i start to laugh)
Her: Wow, you really are nuts
and confident
So I walk her to her car and we both leave to go to the bowling alley.
So we get, I buy use a few alcohol drinks of a variety kind just to taste test. We grab our shoes and the guy at the counter says lane 33. Now, we are in Lexington, SC - nothing BUT CACS everywhere!!!!!!!!!
So we walk to our lane and we are sandwhiched in between two parties of George W. Bush and Donald Trump Fans, I'm pretty sure they had their white hoods somewhere. So I'm like
I may have to scrap my way out of here, maybe even lynched because I'm with this big titty big ass'd pawg.
So, I didn't sweat it. We sit down and I start pluggin away that the bowling machine and I put our names down. The guy next to me, is straight up KKK and he's lookin at me like
Me; What's up breh?
Him:
He gets up and leaves.
Her and I bowl for the rest of the night, laughing and having a good time
The people between us are looking at her like
She kicked my ass, 4-1. I only won 1 game and that was the only game i cracked over a hunned with
So we get done because her hand started to hurt. We go up to the booths and order more drinks. As we are walking past the conession stands, all these nikkas started to come in looking my girl like
All these brehs are bigger than me too, like 6'1 and shyt so I'm like
Now I think I have to fight with brehs. So as we approach the session stand, the group was in our way. I didn't say anything, but one of the other breh's was telling his friend to move out the way and grabbed him by the army to make room for me and my girl to get through. nikkas split like it was the red sea.
They was cool, so no beef.
We get our drinks and talk the rest of the night, baby girl was all rubbing my hands and shyt as we were talking
she legitimately was feeling ya boy. We talked about family, her life here, past relationships, my current relationship with my ex-wife (that'll be a new thread coming soon on the L's I took from that bytch).
We left the bowing alley when last call was done. I walk her to her car and we hugged.
Her: God, you smell so good
What is it?
Me: I don't remember what I used lol
We part ways. On my way home, she texts me "Call me so that I know you made it safe back home".
Me:
I get home and do just that. We talked for like a minute or so and called it a night on the phone. It was around 230AM.
I received a text from her this morning saying
Her "I had such an awesome time with you. You want to do karaoke with me soon?" You know, most people put on a front when they date online and when you meet them in person they are totally different. You weren't like that and I can tell you are a real down to earth man.
Me: yeah, but I need to get something to drink first before i embarass myself. Thanks for the compliment. I'm just a low key kind of guy. No reason being fake.
Her: oh yeah, that is gonna happen for sure
i'm gonna take the weekend off so "we" can sleep off the hangover
Me; "We"
her: yes, you ain't driving home drunk
Me:
Okay, I'm down with that. You mind if I take a shower over there?
Her:
Overall guys, it was a great night. She's not the first time I had a dated someone taller, last chick was 5'7 that was wearing platform wedges
. that ass. east africans got the hip to waist ratio on smash
we chopped it up until she asked me what my age was...and stupid me told her i was 23 
and she gave me that "awww" shyt. So i knew what was up. 
But your boy is resolute so i told her "hold up. lemme ask u sutting...if a degree doesn't define a persons intelligence...then a person's age surely doesn't define their maturity". 
, i'd spend waay ttoo long either ogling or spitting at hoess. my personality undergoes a dramatic change when im surrounded by half nekkid hoes. it literally causes me to fukk my shyt up.
