Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Brandsdale]

This is to my older brehs or some younger brehs do any of you cats ever get tired of dating?I know game is changing as we get older (online,shorter attention spans) but do you get to the point where your just tired of the whole show (fresh cut,new clothes,always in gym,getting the # etc.. Is this normal.Im not saying settle down with ya wifey or anything.Im just saying the point where you want stability

I fukkin hate all the chess and games to go out about when it comes to these females but I gotta either put up or shut up which I've accepted

the last date i been on everything was great and soon later the chic completely 360'd on me and I aint heard from her in a week which is why I always have a rule to keep a first date cheap as humanly possible just as insurance, only if I REALLY like her will I get creative

 

[Action Mike]

talk to exs brehs

saw her yesterday, forgot I still had her number and said what's up

soon as I pressed send my gut twisted and I remembered the fukkery

 

[satireprod]

talk to exs brehs

saw her yesterday, forgot I still had her number and said what's up

soon as I pressed send my gut twisted and I remembered the fukkery

BRUH I almost did the same thing last night...what happened after you sent the message?

 

[Action Mike]

BRUH I almost did the same thing last night...what happened after you sent the message?

Dont you dare do it breh

Small talk that descended into me asking myself, what the fukk am i doing

and i got a main thats down for me 100% and im here talking to this bytch that used to snap at me

i stopped and deleted her contact details immediately

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

i stopped and deleted her contact details immediately

the worst is when you memorized the digits. i got this girl i stopped talking to 4 years ago and i still have her number off the top of my head.

 

[twan83]

Sohh... I had my date with the chick that is 5'9 very thick big t*ts and ass... and I'm 5'5 160lbs soak and wet

We met off tinder, pretty chill person when we text. Long story short, she's pawg/bbw status, 36 years old, and by that - she looks her age. I would say she is a strong 7 weak 8 out of a score of 10. Very VARY fukkable though She has big BIG ASS TIDDIES!!!!!!!!!! Like a DD or an E (maybe even bigger)

So anyways, we meet up in by her city, a good hour and 15 minutes me So i text her and said that I just to to the restaurant. She was already there waiting on me. Good thing is, she looks just like her Tinder profile pic, so not bad. I sit down across from her and I can already tell she is way taller than me The restaurant is all white people in there save one other interracial couple, an older sister having dinner with a white boy. He scooped him one. Anyways... back to her and I

So we talk small talk and everything picked up as usual, nothing strange and nothing out of the ordinary. I exhibited a lot of confidence because I didn't want my size to make me a handicap in the situation. She don't know who she fukking with at this point. So we order our food and I picked up the tab, no issues. I will say that she held the best convo that I had with any female in a good while. Very intelligent, considerate and down to earth. There was a thread earlier about this facebook simpe talking about paying her groceries and babsitter if you want to take her out. The date I was on had to get a babysitter. So I was going to test the waters on this one:

Me: Hey, since you are with me, let me pick up the baby sitter tab too
Her: ....
Her: Thanks, but it's okay. I want to be with you and its not even an issue. Plus, your cute
Me:
Me: (Me thinknig to myself "She passed the test" )

Me: Alright, cool. No worries then.

The whole time I'm looking at her breast because she was wearing a low cut shirt and I'm like
I mean her tiddy meats were exquisite, just milky white goodness, i'd be lying if I didn't want to rip her top off and suck all over em'.

Anyways, we eat drink and talk and laugh, we have very good chemistry. So, I suggested we go bowling and she was down for that. So we get up and mind you she was a few inches taller than me. Again, I'm 5'5 and she's 5'9

So we both look at each other and I was thinking in my head "I'm gonna tackle this bytch"

Me: You should have worn high heels baby girl

Her: ... You serious?

Me: Damn straight (i start to laugh)

Her: Wow, you really are nutsand confident

So I walk her to her car and we both leave to go to the bowling alley.

So we get, I buy use a few alcohol drinks of a variety kind just to taste test. We grab our shoes and the guy at the counter says lane 33. Now, we are in Lexington, SC - nothing BUT CACS everywhere!!!!!!!!!

So we walk to our lane and we are sandwhiched in between two parties of George W. Bush and Donald Trump Fans, I'm pretty sure they had their white hoods somewhere. So I'm like I may have to scrap my way out of here, maybe even lynched because I'm with this big titty big ass'd pawg.

So, I didn't sweat it. We sit down and I start pluggin away that the bowling machine and I put our names down. The guy next to me, is straight up KKK and he's lookin at me like
Me; What's up breh?
Him: He gets up and leaves.

Her and I bowl for the rest of the night, laughing and having a good time The people between us are looking at her like

She kicked my ass, 4-1. I only won 1 game and that was the only game i cracked over a hunned with

So we get done because her hand started to hurt. We go up to the booths and order more drinks. As we are walking past the conession stands, all these nikkas started to come in looking my girl like
All these brehs are bigger than me too, like 6'1 and shyt so I'm like Now I think I have to fight with brehs. So as we approach the session stand, the group was in our way. I didn't say anything, but one of the other breh's was telling his friend to move out the way and grabbed him by the army to make room for me and my girl to get through. nikkas split like it was the red sea. They was cool, so no beef.

We get our drinks and talk the rest of the night, baby girl was all rubbing my hands and shyt as we were talking she legitimately was feeling ya boy. We talked about family, her life here, past relationships, my current relationship with my ex-wife (that'll be a new thread coming soon on the L's I took from that bytch).

We left the bowing alley when last call was done. I walk her to her car and we hugged.
Her: God, you smell so good What is it?
Me: I don't remember what I used lol

We part ways. On my way home, she texts me "Call me so that I know you made it safe back home".
Me:

I get home and do just that. We talked for like a minute or so and called it a night on the phone. It was around 230AM.

I received a text from her this morning saying

Her "I had such an awesome time with you. You want to do karaoke with me soon?" You know, most people put on a front when they date online and when you meet them in person they are totally different. You weren't like that and I can tell you are a real down to earth man.

Me: yeah, but I need to get something to drink first before i embarass myself. Thanks for the compliment. I'm just a low key kind of guy. No reason being fake.

Her: oh yeah, that is gonna happen for sure i'm gonna take the weekend off so "we" can sleep off the hangover

Me; "We"

her: yes, you ain't driving home drunk
Me: Okay, I'm down with that. You mind if I take a shower over there?

Her:

Overall guys, it was a great night. She's not the first time I had a dated someone taller, last chick was 5'7 that was wearing platform wedges

Ur around my height so I know what that experience is like but the pawg I messed with was 6"1

When we fooled around when I was between her legs my head just reached her chest breh

Didn't hit it cuz what happened was her mom came in the room without knocking and all see saw was my bare black ass in between her daughters legs she wasn't even mad she was like my bad should of knocked forgot he was over cute ass tho

I was like mom wasn't bad looking but apparently she had a history of smashing her daughters bf or guy friends cuz she was like u can't keep sleeping with them all mom

Killed the mood for me so I got up and left

 

[360dagod]

This is to my older brehs or some younger brehs do any of you cats ever get tired of dating?I know game is changing as we get older (online,shorter attention spans) but do you get to the point where your just tired of the whole show (fresh cut,new clothes,always in gym,getting the # etc.. Is this normal.Im not saying settle down with ya wifey or anything.Im just saying the point where you want stability

I dont know how to feel anymore to be honest

i go thru such a variety of emotions when it comes to the whole "game"...

 

[International Playa]

i dunno man, sometimes i feel like coli is filled with too many casanova brehs who don't understand what a struggle is. for me the struggle is really real, but i''ve become really good at brushing it off, and it is largely thanks to this thread.

Every guy goes through the struggle and highs of dating breh. Your time will come breh, but make sure other areas of your life are always handled, career, money, self improvement etc. Dont slack in those areas because of females. Females will come and go but your bills gotta be paid every month!!!

 

[DeuceZ]

Sohh... I had my date with the chick that is 5'9 very thick big t*ts and ass... and I'm 5'5 160lbs soak and wet

We met off tinder, pretty chill person when we text. Long story short, she's pawg/bbw status, 36 years old, and by that - she looks her age. I would say she is a strong 7 weak 8 out of a score of 10. Very VARY fukkable though She has big BIG ASS TIDDIES!!!!!!!!!! Like a DD or an E (maybe even bigger)

So anyways, we meet up in by her city, a good hour and 15 minutes me So i text her and said that I just to to the restaurant. She was already there waiting on me. Good thing is, she looks just like her Tinder profile pic, so not bad. I sit down across from her and I can already tell she is way taller than me The restaurant is all white people in there save one other interracial couple, an older sister having dinner with a white boy. He scooped him one. Anyways... back to her and I

So we talk small talk and everything picked up as usual, nothing strange and nothing out of the ordinary. I exhibited a lot of confidence because I didn't want my size to make me a handicap in the situation. She don't know who she fukking with at this point. So we order our food and I picked up the tab, no issues. I will say that she held the best convo that I had with any female in a good while. Very intelligent, considerate and down to earth. There was a thread earlier about this facebook simpe talking about paying her groceries and babsitter if you want to take her out. The date I was on had to get a babysitter. So I was going to test the waters on this one:

Me: Hey, since you are with me, let me pick up the baby sitter tab too
Her: ....
Her: Thanks, but it's okay. I want to be with you and its not even an issue. Plus, your cute
Me:
Me: (Me thinknig to myself "She passed the test" )

Me: Alright, cool. No worries then.

The whole time I'm looking at her breast because she was wearing a low cut shirt and I'm like
I mean her tiddy meats were exquisite, just milky white goodness, i'd be lying if I didn't want to rip her top off and suck all over em'.

Anyways, we eat drink and talk and laugh, we have very good chemistry. So, I suggested we go bowling and she was down for that. So we get up and mind you she was a few inches taller than me. Again, I'm 5'5 and she's 5'9

So we both look at each other and I was thinking in my head "I'm gonna tackle this bytch"

Me: You should have worn high heels baby girl

Her: ... You serious?

Me: Damn straight (i start to laugh)

Her: Wow, you really are nutsand confident

So I walk her to her car and we both leave to go to the bowling alley.

So we get, I buy use a few alcohol drinks of a variety kind just to taste test. We grab our shoes and the guy at the counter says lane 33. Now, we are in Lexington, SC - nothing BUT CACS everywhere!!!!!!!!!

So we walk to our lane and we are sandwhiched in between two parties of George W. Bush and Donald Trump Fans, I'm pretty sure they had their white hoods somewhere. So I'm like I may have to scrap my way out of here, maybe even lynched because I'm with this big titty big ass'd pawg.

So, I didn't sweat it. We sit down and I start pluggin away that the bowling machine and I put our names down. The guy next to me, is straight up KKK and he's lookin at me like
Me; What's up breh?
Him: He gets up and leaves.

Her and I bowl for the rest of the night, laughing and having a good time The people between us are looking at her like

She kicked my ass, 4-1. I only won 1 game and that was the only game i cracked over a hunned with

So we get done because her hand started to hurt. We go up to the booths and order more drinks. As we are walking past the conession stands, all these nikkas started to come in looking my girl like
All these brehs are bigger than me too, like 6'1 and shyt so I'm like Now I think I have to fight with brehs. So as we approach the session stand, the group was in our way. I didn't say anything, but one of the other breh's was telling his friend to move out the way and grabbed him by the army to make room for me and my girl to get through. nikkas split like it was the red sea. They was cool, so no beef.

We get our drinks and talk the rest of the night, baby girl was all rubbing my hands and shyt as we were talking she legitimately was feeling ya boy. We talked about family, her life here, past relationships, my current relationship with my ex-wife (that'll be a new thread coming soon on the L's I took from that bytch).

We left the bowing alley when last call was done. I walk her to her car and we hugged.
Her: God, you smell so good What is it?
Me: I don't remember what I used lol

We part ways. On my way home, she texts me "Call me so that I know you made it safe back home".
Me:

I get home and do just that. We talked for like a minute or so and called it a night on the phone. It was around 230AM.

I received a text from her this morning saying

Her "I had such an awesome time with you. You want to do karaoke with me soon?" You know, most people put on a front when they date online and when you meet them in person they are totally different. You weren't like that and I can tell you are a real down to earth man.

Me: yeah, but I need to get something to drink first before i embarass myself. Thanks for the compliment. I'm just a low key kind of guy. No reason being fake.

Her: oh yeah, that is gonna happen for sure i'm gonna take the weekend off so "we" can sleep off the hangover

Me; "We"

her: yes, you ain't driving home drunk
Me: Okay, I'm down with that. You mind if I take a shower over there?

Her:

Overall guys, it was a great night. She's not the first time I had a dated someone taller, last chick was 5'7 that was wearing platform wedges

I enjoyed this

 

[Urbanmiracle]

Is there any hope for decent men out there? Why are women of today so hung up dating lames? Is it cause they need something to talk about? They want that thug passion? I don't get it....


and I don't feel like I should change myself to try to attract someone.

 

[360dagod]

Is there any hope for decent men out there? Why are women of today so hung up dating lames? Is it cause they need something to talk about? They want that thug passion? I don't get it....


and I don't feel like I should change myself to try to attract someone.

You gotta play the chess game breh..
if you cant make these women have the emotional roller coaster they secretly crave, its gonna be an uphill battle..

 

[satireprod]

Dont you dare do it breh

Small talk that descended into me asking myself, what the fukk am i doing

and i got a main thats down for me 100% and im here talking to this bytch that used to snap at me

i stopped and deleted her contact details immediately

That's real bruh. You're right by the way, I didn't reach out. I'm single now, so it was harder not to slide back.

 

[Lo-Co]

Every guy goes through the struggle and highs of dating breh. Your time will come breh, but make sure other areas of your life are always handled, career, money, self improvement etc. Dont slack in those areas because of females. Females will come and go but your bills gotta be paid every month!!!

Im trying to self improve and get some work. I wasted too much time chasing women when my priorities were fukked up

 

[Bald Head Ba$tard]

Im trying to self improve and get some work. I wasted too much time chasing women when my priorities were fukked up

Mad respect to you for admitting that, mane. Can't lie, I was in that boat myself in my early 20's.....I'm bout to be 28 in October. Once you fall back from chasing & get your shyt together, they all come flocking at you...crazy how life works, mane.

 

[Lo-Co]

Mad respect to you for admitting that, mane. Can't lie, I was in that boat myself in my early 20's.....I'm bout to 28 in October. Once you fall back from chasing & getting your shyt together, they all come flocking at you...crazy how life works, mane.

I hope so. I gotta focus on building myself up. I just get lazy at times. Been trying to lose weight and just feel better about myself