Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Squirtle]

@MilesTailsPrower @Asantehene

update

threw this woman in the bushes when i told her were going dutch when she invited me to go to boiling crab on her "cheat day" this sunday. (some seafood place where you buy pounds of crab, not worth the price IMO). The money isn't the problem, its what i stand for to be honest

When she kept bringing the topic about going to the restaurant i'm like "who youre going with? " playing dumb as I'm setting up bushes for her to fall in. I know where she's headed


Her "with you duh "

Me: "Hmmm maybe, boiling crab is kinda expensive and not worth it "

Her "true, i just want carbs actually, rice, pasta maybe even wing stop"

in my head I'm thinking , am i a fukking food bank to you, the audacity

Me: "you know were going dutch on that right? "

Her: "what does going dutch mean? "

Me: you don't know what going dutch means? , go ahead and google it"

Her: "so you mean pay half lol? *in a sarcastic tone*

Me: Correct , whats with the sarcasm though?

Her: no response for like 4 hours "there is no sarcasm lol, you said youre only there for good dikk and conversation right?

Me: yup, nothing wrong with that though, better than bad dikk and bad convo

Her: didn't say anything was wrong

Me: no response, bushes activated and she's thrown in

bytch is so entitled and also without a job, no car, going to some expensive ass art school for no reason, grew up rich but family took a couple L's so now she's not where she's used to. she started bringing up all these expensive places to eat like she's my girlfriend when i CLEARLY told her I'm just here for good dikk and good conversation nothing more nothing less (literally verbatim).

Funny thing is she got some older nikkas who she's fukking with that she told me about, why don't you ask that older established nikka to take you out to boiling crab and not a 25 year old breh whose still building his foundation


not gonna lie, first couple times we chilled i did pay for her shyt to but that was just out of KINDNESS smh, i normally don't even do that. but i fukked up rookie mistake


you give them an inch they want a mile

I repeat
YOU GIVE THESE FEMALES AN INCH AND THEY WANT A MILES BREHS!

With that being said, i got a bad thick Guatemalan that i just signed to the practice squad , her cousin linked me up with her, we shall see how that first date goes next week

Wait a minute, you're looking for good dikk and good convo?

 

[Astroslik]

Wait a minute, you're looking for good dikk and good convo?

No but I can see why you would think i said that due to my poor wordage

What I was saying is that all I'm here to bring is good dikk and good convo

 

[Squirtle]

No but I can see why you would think i said that due to my poor wordage

What I was saying is that all I'm here to bring is good dikk and good convo

Gotcha, honestly it seemed like you were a little hard on her. But if you really have no feelings for her and its just a no strings attached thing, then don't worry about it. She doesn't seem like a gold digger type just going off what you said. So she asked you to take her out to a restaurant she likes because it seems like she wants to spend some time with you. You say shes got an older guy shes talking to, have you ever seen proof? Women (and men) lie, she could have just made that up as a defense because shes catching feelings, and she knows you made it clear you are only there to smash.

 

[True Blue Moon]

@MilesTailsPrower @Asantehene

update

threw this woman in the bushes when i told her were going dutch when she invited me to go to boiling crab on her "cheat day" this sunday. (some seafood place where you buy pounds of crab, not worth the price IMO). The money isn't the problem, its what i stand for to be honest

When she kept bringing the topic about going to the restaurant i'm like "who youre going with? " playing dumb as I'm setting up bushes for her to fall in. I know where she's headed


Her "with you duh "

Me: "Hmmm maybe, boiling crab is kinda expensive and not worth it "

Her "true, i just want carbs actually, rice, pasta maybe even wing stop"

in my head I'm thinking , am i a fukking food bank to you, the audacity

Me: "you know were going dutch on that right? "

Her: "what does going dutch mean? "

Me: you don't know what going dutch means? , go ahead and google it"

Her: "so you mean pay half lol? *in a sarcastic tone*

Me: Correct , whats with the sarcasm though?

Her: no response for like 4 hours "there is no sarcasm lol, you said youre only there for good dikk and conversation right?

Me: yup, nothing wrong with that though, better than bad dikk and bad convo

Her: didn't say anything was wrong

Me: no response, bushes activated and she's thrown in

bytch is so entitled and also without a job, no car, going to some expensive ass art school for no reason, grew up rich but family took a couple L's so now she's not where she's used to. she started bringing up all these expensive places to eat like she's my girlfriend when i CLEARLY told her I'm just here for good dikk and good conversation nothing more nothing less (literally verbatim).

Funny thing is she got some older nikkas who she's fukking with that she told me about, why don't you ask that older established nikka to take you out to boiling crab and not a 25 year old breh whose still building his foundation


not gonna lie, first couple times we chilled i did pay for her shyt to but that was just out of KINDNESS smh, i normally don't even do that. but i fukked up rookie mistake


you give them an inch they want a mile

I repeat
YOU GIVE THESE FEMALES AN INCH AND THEY WANT A MILES BREHS!

With that being said, i got a bad thick Guatemalan that i just signed to the practice squad , her cousin linked me up with her, we shall see how that first date goes next week

Good shyt knowing your worth breh. As crazy as women act, half the shyt they do is to push your boundaries. When you bump back, a good woman will get turned on and fukk with you harder cuz she respects that you're no punk. Sometimes you gotta let em go all the way out of bounds if it crosses from womanly testing into disrespect or anything against your code.

I just moved to K-Town. Gotta check out Boiling Crab. Used to stay in NoHo. Was the spot you saw dude from Atlanta at Federal Bar? Seemed to be a popular spot when I lived up that way.

 

[Astroslik]

Gotcha, honestly it seemed like you were a little hard on her. But if you really have no feelings for her and its just a no strings attached thing, then don't worry about it. She doesn't seem like a gold digger type just going off what you said. So she asked you to take her out to a restaurant she likes because it seems like she wants to spend some time with you. You say shes got an older guy shes talking to, have you ever seen proof? Women (and men) lie, she could have just made that up as a defense because shes catching feelings, and she knows you made it clear you are only there to smash.

I've taken her out several times and have paid, despite that I never got a thank you or anything, it's as if she was entitled to it. She grew up spoiled and rich so the entitlement is there. She does like spending time with me but must it come with the cost of paying for her shyt like I'm her boyfriend. It's one thing If she wants me for sex which is okay by me, but I'm not a cash cow either.

Not to mention she's asked me for favors like drive her to and from her auditions (which is on the other side of town) I said no to that as well


No proof on the older guy but I believe her since she says she's known him for years and generally she dates older men. Her mom told me that too.

 

[Astroslik]

Good shyt knowing your worth breh. As crazy as women act, half the shyt they do is to push your boundaries. When you bump back, a good woman will get turned on and fukk with you harder cuz she respects that you're no punk. Sometimes you gotta let em go all the way out of bounds if it crosses from womanly testing into disrespect or anything against your code.

I just moved to K-Town. Gotta check out Boiling Crab. Used to stay in NoHo. Was the spot you saw dude from Atlanta at Federal Bar? Seemed to be a popular spot when I lived up that way.

yup i started to go against my code fukking with her, i had to dead that real quick

Yeah we were at the federal, its still a poppin spot a lot of bad women too

 

[TRUEST]

I've taken her out several times and have paid, despite that I never got a thank you or anything, it's as if she was entitled to it. She grew up spoiled and rich so the entitlement is there. She does like spending time with me but must it come with the cost of paying for her shyt like I'm her boyfriend. It's one thing If she wants me for sex which is okay by me, but I'm not a cash cow either.

Not to mention she's asked me for favors like drive her to and from her auditions (which is on the other side of town) I said no to that as well


No proof on the older guy but I believe her since she says she's known him for years and generally she dates older men. Her mom told me that too.

yea u did good my dude. any effort u make for a girl, if its an effort, that girl needs to understand that and appreciate it. u take a girl out to a nice restaurant, and u pay for everything, she needs to thank you for it. any one who doesnt, is telling u how selfish they are.

 

[Trapperman Dave]

I feel like that nikka Good Luck Chuck.
All my recent flings are somehow in love and shyt with their next man

You can spin that into something positive

 

[Shadow King]

The winter tryna get a hold of a nikka

 

[Rell Lauren]

Being the new guy at work wore off quickly. Chicks ain't starting conversation like they used to. I'm not the type of guy to dip my pen in company ink, but there are a few I'd take down with no hesitation. Have more incentive now to focus on my work and get the hell out of there when I'm done.

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Being the new guy at work wore off quickly. Chicks ain't starting conversation like they used to. I'm not the type of guy to dip my pen in company ink, but there are a few I'd take down with no hesitation. Have more incentive now to focus on my work and get the hell out of there when I'm done.

:Darkreup: Why not both

 

[Shadow King]

Being the new guy at work wore off quickly. Chicks ain't starting conversation like they used to. I'm not the type of guy to dip my pen in company ink, but there are a few I'd take down with no hesitation. Have more incentive now to focus on my work and get the hell out of there when I'm done.

I don't see my job as a career so I would but I'm trying to deal with myself right so I don't take those shots (or any shots really).

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Update

We ended up going out for drinks and food last night at this popular bar in north hollywood, conversation went well and we talked about random shyt like sex, life and politics. She did about 90% of the talking which was GREAT, because i guided the conversation and did active listening. Brehs its KEY that whenever youre out with a chick she does most of the talking, you'll find out everything you need to know about her and women love talking about themselves. I just chimed in at particular moments to guide the convo where i wanted.

SIDENOTE- While at the bar i see this nikka pop in

i'm like because i literally just was talking to this chick about the show Atlanta, she never heard of the show so i told her to check it out. Dude sits in right next to us and orders a meal by himself, nobody knows who he was but myself. I ended up going to the bathroom he ends up coincidentally going after myself i dapped him up and said the show was fire and keep doing his thing . dude acts the exact same in real life as he does on the show.

Back to the story, after the drinks she ends up loosening up, she's a super lightweight and ordered some bullshyt fruity drink and started getting tipsy after like 3 sips I'm like and . Our convo ends up going fully sexual, we now talking about eating p*ssy and her sucking dikk and how she doesn't do that for anyone unless she really loves them and are in a relationship. She's also like i don't have sex with guys until I've known them for awhile i'm like because this is my 2nd time meeting her. Nevertheless I've always managed to get women who say shyt like this to end up sucking my dikk or fukking me rather soon after the comment(which relates to the climax of this story). after countless sexual innuendos and topics we end up asking for the tab, my dikk hard as hell and at this point i'm thinking about smashing and nothing else. For a split second i think about this website and what @Asantehene and @MilesTailsPrower said and i'm like these brehs were right, .


Now were in my car and she's like so what do you want to do? i'm like I'm not sure let me figure something out. As i mentioned in this thread i don't like bringing new women to my crib so i wasn't trying to go there, I asked her to go to her spot but she said her roommate was there with her mom and dad so she didn't want to go back i'm like and ready to throw her into the bushes, my dikk got soft because at this point I'm thinking she's just bullshytting and trying to play me. But then she asked how far do i live (insinuating to go back to my place), i over exaggerated the duration by like 10 minutes because i have a code of not bringing new women to my crib . Plus me driving her to my place, dropping her back home, then driving back home would be a inconvenience because we live in opposite directions.

All of a sudden she's like lets go to to the hollywood hills, park and look over the city. I'm like also because i forgot this is a perfect opportunity to smash this chick in my jeep, and i totally forgot about smashing in my car this whole night. We ended up going to this spot and i parked my car. We talk for like 30 minutes and all of a sudden she's like "can you massage my shoulders?" . I'm like thinking I'm about to fukk the shyt out of this women tonight. Instead of massaging her shoulders i end up massaging her legs , she's like "that's not my shoulder lol" and i'm like "i can go to your shoulders if you don't like it", she's like "no thats fine keep doing that " She's like 5'7 and i'm 6'1 so giving her a massage in the front seat was sort of awkward because she couldn't stretch her legs, plus I'm parking in sort of a residential area and i didn't want these rich cacs to call neighborhood patrol on me . So i'm like "lets go in the backseat " she's like "yeah i think we should".


We ended up going to the backseat and I'm touching her thighs some more, i can tell she's getting wet as fukk because I'm getting closer and closer to her p*ssy and she's like and . Now I'm touching her p*ssy and fingering her. She's enjoying it and one thing leads to another and she's sucking my dikk and i'm smashing in the backseat of my jeep on a rainy night IN LA. the ambience was perfect . We spent hours in the truck and i smashed about 3 times, we ended up getting In n out after then i dropped her off.

Now she's blowing me up in text all enamored after i dikked her down.

I laugh at all of my overthinking about this woman because she's one of the badder ones I've talked to, i was starting to put her on a pedestal which was nothing like me. even karl stanfield was looking at her like . I Wasn't going to allow that nikka to take my bytch even though he pulled up in that new tesla .


I was overthinking initially about whether i should try to impress her or just go out for drinks (i ended up keeping things simple and not putting her on a pedestal which most dudes she meets does.

If theres anything to take from this story its this

1. Don't listen to what women say, watch what they DO. This chick went from telling me she don't give head and fukk unless she knows the guy for awhile to having my dikk in my mouth and p*ssy within hours after the conversation.

2. Keep things simple, reading books on PUA and all this other shyt won't help you if thats not who you are, although you can take certain qualities and apply it.
3. If you have a Truck or suv utilize its space

4. If you talk a good game about sex make sure you can back it up, i can't front i was talking mad shyt but i lived up to the hype . Although I'm only 25, i take my health and fitness serious so i performed in my audition and got the role now she's mine if i want to smash again. The 1st impression smash is key to continuance of fukk buddyism

im step my game up

 

[Squirtle]

I've taken her out several times and have paid, despite that I never got a thank you or anything, it's as if she was entitled to it. She grew up spoiled and rich so the entitlement is there. She does like spending time with me but must it come with the cost of paying for her shyt like I'm her boyfriend. It's one thing If she wants me for sex which is okay by me, but I'm not a cash cow either.

Not to mention she's asked me for favors like drive her to and from her auditions (which is on the other side of town) I said no to that as well


No proof on the older guy but I believe her since she says she's known him for years and generally she dates older men. Her mom told me that too.

Oh ok, you made a good move then, I hate women who use men as their personal errand boy.

 

[Actually6Foot3]

I've taken down something at 4 of my last 5 jobs. We've always been on the same level though. No boss-employee shyt. And I'm suppose to chill with one tomorrow from my current job. Tryna make that 5 outta 6