Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[360dagod]

when the plethora of positive advice in this thread is lost on you because you suffer from a crippling amount of shyness and anxiety

Same thing I told homeboy..

Go somewhere where no one knows you and test your game out...where the odds of you seeing these people again are slim to none..

Don't look to bag, just say a few words and be in the moment...

Start off small with proper posture and breathing..

Make sure your face isn't tightened...

Walk slow and relaxed

These are just everyday things to develop..

All it takes is one to bite and the ball starts to roll...

I have so much adrenaline, I speed walk like a crackhead

Had to learn to slow it down and control my body..

When your by yourself in a foreign spot, there is no pressure because no one knows you..unless you do someting ridiculously stupid, you should be fine..

Start off with a compliment and keep it moving...say it with authority and see the response...

The key is to go by yourself

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

salute. quick dialogue of the convo?

yeah sure. nothing magical tho.

I was sitting in DG parking lot on the phone, and she was pulling up beside me as I was getting ready to pull out. me and her make eye contact while she's still in the car, and she stares a lil longer than normal and then starts smiling. As she was getting out of her car, I actually had my car in reverse and I had started to back up a couple feet.

she was walking into the store at this point and I decided to stay there until she came back out.

She came back out and full disclosure, she wasn't as cute as I initially thought she was. She was also dressed down (REALLY dressed down) but I see potential like Drake so I still decide to shoot my shot.

As she's walking towards her car, me and her lock eyes again, and she looks away and starts smiling

So when she gets next to her car, I let my window down and ask how she's doing. I ask where shes from, she tells me Chitown. I tell her that she looks good ()

she tells me "nah" while gesturing to the way she was dressed

I just and she asked my name, I asked hers and then I asked could I get her number

she gave it to me and after I plug it into my phone, I tell her "please excuse my seat" (I was sitting in my car during this whole convo

she tells me, "no you're good, please excuse how I look today"

I tell her, "talk to her soon"

she gets in her car and drives away

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I have so much adrenaline, I speed walk like a crackhead

Had to learn to slow it down and control my body..

I used to be just like this. I actually had to practice that too. I had to practice slowing down my breathing, and when I walked into a room, I practiced pausing and standing still for a split second to take it all in and let everyone in the room take me in.

I used to think I was the only person with this issue

 

[sfgiants]

How do y'all introduce sex talk while texting?

this is hard to pull off if you dont joke around early on..
when i start texting a girl one of the first questions they start to ask is "what do u like to do for fun" type of shyt. and ive said it before, i reply with things i like to do and in between i include "orgasm"

a bytch will react one of 3 ways
1) laugh
2) ignore it
3) be offended

if its 1, she has a good sense of humor and is not a prude and u can prob sprinkle shyt in later on
if its 2, she prob just doesnt wana engage in that shyt but isnt offended
if its 3, shes prob a prude, or pretending to be one. ive had a bytch say thats gross or whatever and im like uh what adult human doesnt like that? its nature.

 

[Shadow King]

Fair enough...just go to a spot where you feel comfy and make a push..

You gonna prosper brody..

One day. I'm hating this broke life I got one more thing to do before I can get out of this cycle and see how things look when my bank account ain't doing yoga. But that's (somewhat) long term talk.

 

[Silkk]

So my homegirl at work told me this story about herself this weekend. The thing is I have a hard time believing that she's this naive but what do yall think? So she had this friend that she hasn't seen in a year. He lives with relatives and has no job b/c of a drug charge. Anyway, he comes over her house and is rolling up on her couch. Which she wasn't cool with but anyway. Her mom comes home so they decide to leave (home girl in her 20's).

They see a drive-in movie and it's mad boring (Truth or Dare). Prior to this it's nothing romantic going on. Suddenly dude hops in the backseat and tell her to join him. Confused she asks why and he insist she jumps in the back. Well, one thing leads to another and they start cracking. Again, she claims she had no idea this was going to happen but who goes to a drive in to watch a movie? He's talking dirty to her but she's not really into that. She said he was alright but he claims that she had the bomb. She kinda surprised because she was really able to get busy in a car. Plus she was worried somebody would see them but the windows was foggy. He was so into it that he wanted to cuddle but again, it's not her personality to do that stuff. He dropped her off but insists it was just one time ___.

Her best friend (female) think he's been plotting this the whole time. But my ting is how can you not see that coming even if she wasn't sober? Plus she said she didn't wear any panties so maybe subconsciously she did know.

It's easy to NOT fukk somebody if you don't want

 

[FLATOP]

Havent used a condom in 2 months. I can never go back brehs. The moment the next girl isnt on the pill or got the dam in its a wrap for me

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

this is hard to pull off if you dont joke around early on..
when i start texting a girl one of the first questions they start to ask is "what do u like to do for fun" type of shyt. and ive said it before, i reply with things i like to do and in between i include "orgasm"

a bytch will react one of 3 ways
1) laugh
2) ignore it
3) be offended

if its 1, she has a good sense of humor and is not a prude and u can prob sprinkle shyt in later on
if its 2, she prob just doesnt wana engage in that shyt but isnt offended
if its 3, shes prob a prude, or pretending to be one. ive had a bytch say thats gross or whatever and im like uh what adult human doesnt like that? its nature.

Gems

 

[Silkk]

Havent used a condom in 2 months. I can never go back brehs. The moment the next girl isnt on the pill or got the dam in its a wrap for me

Been about a month, fukk that shyt. Rather beat my meat or go to the gym.


Been much longer since I shot the club up

 

[J.E.T.S]

Fam. I need to know the do's and don'ts of dealing with females with boyfriends or in situations.

My latest hit me with "my situation straight, I just wasn't expecting to meet you and like you." Line.

Tell just so I won't fukk up some shyt... because I'm great at fukking up.

????

 

[Dorian Breh]

@J.E.T.S

I told Drac 'somethin' about me cause they in love with me'
He told me 'Shmurda dance in that p*ssy don't do no cuddlin'

 

[Max.]

How do y'all introduce sex talk while texting?

Heres the way i see....if i ask a bytch about nudes/freaky n she acts like a prude i think

What if drake,mbj etc asked the bytch the same thing? U think they would turn down drake ...after basic shyt u gota know if this bytch can take pipe

 

[Silkk]

Fam. I need to know the do's and don'ts of dealing with females with boyfriends or in situations.

My latest hit me with "my situation straight, I just wasn't expecting to meet you and like you." Line.

Tell just so I won't fukk up some shyt... because I'm great at fukking up.

????

Too much for me to deal with at 27

But if you gonna do it, know your role and don't catch feelings

 

[Throwbacksample]

Havent used a condom in 2 months. I can never go back brehs. The moment the next girl isnt on the pill or got the dam in its a wrap for me

how many chicks have you knocked down in that span raw?

 

[J.E.T.S]

how many chicks have you knocked down in that span raw?

Leave that mayne alone. He can go raw if he likes.