Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Bad bytch on bumble added my insta n said

I dont think we should talk u seem like a player n a$$hole from old posts
 

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My paralegal chick is back in town. she was playing hard to get so i stopped texting her. She hit me up today to come over and "watch a movie" after her daughter goes to sleep. You know what the meansssssss

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Double booked a date yesterday evening first up this sexy ass Asian chick from Australia went well and we vibed but I knew I wasn't going to smash yet. I'm gonna do some more work on her. Pull back and see what she does.

Also had this red headed jewish PAWG on standby whose been on it since we matched on Bumble on Wednesday. I told her I had a dinner with work colleagues that evening. But I'd hit her up afterwards if she was still up for a quick drink. First date with the Asian chick ended we kissed goodnight and I got her a cab.

Go meet with the pawg for a drink and chat. She's lived in London so we had plenty to talk about. We chat for an hour then we notice it's getting late so we pay and leave I tell her I'll walk her home as she was pretty near.

Get to her place and I pull the old "can I use your bathroom quickly" play.:shaq:



She was like sure but I'm warning you my place is a bit messy. (I find chicks always say this when they know their gonna give up the drawers)

I use her bathroom and then she starts showing me round then asked if I want another drink we small talk,then she says she's got a lot of skills I'm like yeah. like what. She goes. I like my face getting fukked

I was like :whoo:

Anyway we smashed and she was pretty damn good. big round ass. knows how to ride and told me she is not up for anything serious just wants occasional D and a netflix and cinema friend.

Left her place at 2.00am easy add to my roster
 

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She actually fell for the “I don’t have this number saved, I think you are contacting the wrong person” reply

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I use her bathroom and then she starts showing me round then asked if I want another drink we small talk,then she says she's got a lot of skills I'm like yeah. like what. She goes. I like my face getting fukked

I was like :whoo:

Anyway we smashed and she was pretty damn good. big round ass. knows how to ride and told me she is not up for anything serious just wants occasional D and a netflix and cinema friend.

Left her place at 2.00am easy add to my roster


You Lucky Mothafukka:banderas:
 

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Double booked a date yesterday evening first up this sexy ass Asian chick from Australia went well and we vibed but I knew I wasn't going to smash yet. I'm gonna do some more work on her. Pull back and see what she does.

Also had this red headed jewish PAWG on standby whose been on it since we matched on Bumble on Wednesday. I told her I had a dinner with work colleagues that evening. But I'd hit her up afterwards if she was still up for a quick drink. First date with the Asian chick ended we kissed goodnight and I got her a cab.

Go meet with the pawg for a drink and chat. She's lived in London so we had plenty to talk about. We chat for an hour then we notice it's getting late so we pay and leave I tell her I'll walk her home as she was pretty near.

Get to her place and I pull the old "can I use your bathroom quickly" play.:shaq:



She was like sure but I'm warning you my place is a bit messy. (I find chicks always say this when they know their gonna give up the drawers)

I use her bathroom and then she starts showing me round then asked if I want another drink we small talk,then she says she's got a lot of skills I'm like yeah. like what. She goes. I like my face getting fukked

I was like :whoo:

Anyway we smashed and she was pretty damn good. big round ass. knows how to ride and told me she is not up for anything serious just wants occasional D and a netflix and cinema friend.

Left her place at 2.00am easy add to my roster

as ernie banks says "lets play two" :blessed:
 

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New Year, new chicks.

Had a date with the asian chick I met on Hinge. Started talking on Wednesday she hates small talk so from the off we talked about interesting subjects, Asked her out and we arranged a date for Friday.

Firstly shorty is bad, 5'3 slim but with an ass, beautiful face. Find out she's a journalist, and used to freelance doing music journalism, mostly writing about hip hop. Now she works for a newspaper here.

Date was set when I asked her what hip hop albums she'd give five mics to she said supreme clientele.

from there I was

:wow:

Talked about hip hop, fave MC's and producers, which rapper gives the best feature verse (For me Jadakiss) She got the joke when I said 'oochie wally' and 'Nastradamus' were my fave Nas song's. Had dinner then went to a whiskey bar had more drinks and chatted some more about previous relationships, race relations, politics and travel.

A date is going well when you don't even have to try, the chat just flows and isn't forced. This is the first date where I've talked about fave J Dilla beats.

We were at the bar so we were chatting and touching a lot so it was going well. Then she was like what do you want to do now? I said lets go back to your place and smoke some weed. it was 5 mins up the road. Got there nice loft apartment watched Black Mirror. Got cosy and smashed afterwards. The body brehs. :banderas:

Shaved pum, flat stomach, smooth butt and legs. Pounded her into her bed. After we showered then fell asleep together. In the morning we smashed again then had coffee and chatted about politics and finance ideas. Just got back from her place two hours ago.

tbh I know I have the new jew girl on deck and another new chick but this one has shot to the top of my newcomers list. Serious potential. We'll see how a second date goes.

Not gonna show her face cause, the internet. But a pic I took this morning. No ducktales round here.


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met up with a chick yesterday after work went to her place we watched a netflix movie was boring then she said lets go downtown. :ehh: so we went downtown it was like 9pm. It was getting late so she said why not book a hotel so we did and yeah



woke up in the morning she was on me aagin like white on rice

ate breakfast then she said she wanted to go ice skating so we did
 
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