Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[J.E.T.S]

Idk why men like to joke with bytches via text, most women don't even get jokes when they are face to face

PleAse don't do it. Only joke with your voice, use text for logistics only

Avoid lol's and emojis in texts at all costs. I've joked my way out of p*ssy through texts a few times.

I know because as long as I was responding straight to the point and staying on topic, they continued to hit me up. Once I started being witty and putting Lol's and emojis... the communication tapered off and I got flaked on.

Can't play with these hoes... they're already on the verge of flaking. One false move and you'll be jacking to xvideos instead of being with the bytch.

 

[The Spirit Of Jack Trice]

For Tinder, and this is a generalization, you can say what ever you want. I've put "Is we fukkin', or is we fukkin'?", and still had responses. The best one I've seen are along the lines, "not looking for anything serious, just looking to see how things play out."

But, ultimately its going to be about how she's responding to you. I've told women that I wasn't looking for anything serious and initially they were against it, but I didn't end the conversation and for some reason they came around to the idea.

I would keep my bio to a minimum, maybe a joke, some emojis, and that response up there, as I've heard that from a lot of women.

Edit: a lot of women say they don't/don't read bios.

Question is....

What do you put on your profile? Do you say you're looking for a relationship(even tho ur just looking to smash)? Do you say you're just looking to meet people?

 

[Jasonmask]

My sister roommate trying to smash. I can tell by the way she stopped to look at me taking off her sunglasses and all. Gotta shoot my shot asap

 

[RhymesWell]

Recently out of a 6 year relationship due to my x being on some oh it's too little too late because I didn't ask her to marry me etc plus she hates my mother.

Anyhow, I need some tips from the brehs on getting back on the dating scene. Seems like the game done changed from 2013. IG wasn't as big etc so most these women are used to getting simped on these days.

I got a few I'm texting back and forth with just trying to transition to some smashing to get my x off my mind.

 

[jadillac]

For Tinder, and this is a generalization, you can say what ever you want. I've put "Is we fukkin', or is we fukkin'?", and still had responses. The best one I've seen are along the lines, "not looking for anything serious, just looking to see how things play out."

But, ultimately its going to be about how she's responding to you. I've told women that I wasn't looking for anything serious and initially they were against it, but I didn't end the conversation and for some reason they came around to the idea.

I would keep my bio to a minimum, maybe a joke, some emojis, and that response up there, as I've heard that from a lot of women.

Thanks breh. This is why they named a stadium after you.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

So the Dutch girl I smashed 2 weeks ago said she didn’t want to smash last night. Tried to back pedal that she “not that type of girl” like 2 weeks ago she didn’t have sex with me. Anyway I told her I’m only interested in women that are sexually attracted to me. Told her to unfollow me on Snapchat since she is on bullshyt. And said I smashed so she is part of my collection. (she doesn’t have a U.S. phone number) She sent me a snap, I didn’t even open it. she wanted me to argue with her and I don’t argue with women. Women are overgrown children. Women love male attention ether negative or positive they want our attention. I Was not gonna give it to her. This girl did the opposite of what I told her to do. Instead of removing herself from my Snapchat she took me off her IG (I don’t care cause I don’t use it) so now she still on my Snapchat watching my snaps. Like wtf? Unfollow me you creep She still on my snap list. It’s weird.

 

[CookisaCac]

So the Dutch girl I smashed 2 weeks ago said she didn’t want to smash last night. Tried to back pedal that she “not that type of girl” like 2 weeks ago she didn’t have sex with me. Anyway I told her I’m only interested in women that are sexually attracted to me. Told her to unfollow me on Snapchat since she is on bullshyt. And said I smashed so she is part of my collection. (she doesn’t have a U.S. phone number) She sent me a snap, I didn’t even open it. she wanted me to argue with her and I don’t argue with women. Women are overgrown children. Women love male attention ether negative or positive they want our attention. I Was not gonna give it to her. This girl did the opposite of what I told her to do. Instead of removing herself from my Snapchat she took me off her IG (I don’t care cause I don’t use it) so now she still on my Snapchat watching my snaps. Like wtf? Unfollow me you creep She still on my snap list. It’s weird.

What's stopping you from removing her yourself?

 

[Crayola Coyote]

What's stopping you from removing her yourself?

Nothing. I told her to remove herself. Looks like I’m the best she could do.

 

[J.E.T.S]

What's stopping you from removing her yourself?

He lowkey like that shyt. He's feeling himself right now.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

He lowkey like that shyt. He's feeling himself right now.

no. I find it strange she will not unfollow me when I told her to. It’s like she keeping tabs on me.

 

[CookisaCac]

Nothing. I told her to remove herself. Looks like I’m the best she could do.

The fact that you're checking to see if she's viewing your snaps, and checked to see that she removed you from IG that you apparently don't use much shows that you low-key care about her lol.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

The fact that you're checking to see if she's viewing your snaps, and checked to see that she removed you from IG that you apparently don't use much shows that you low-key care about her lol.

Nah. Her ego is hurt. And she gave up her trump card. “p*ssy”. But I went out last night with another girl I’m seeing (she aight looking) to go eat at miller’s ale house and this other girl that bartends at the bar i smashed the other 3 girls at walked past our table and did like a double take on me while she with her friend and looked at the girl I was with. The girl with me “yo looks like she knows you.. you know her? “ told her I know who she is but I don’t know her personally.. “ after I told her that, she kept looking at the outside bar we’re the girl that worked at the bar I pulled the last 3 girl at went. just looking that direction.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Avoid lol's and emojis in texts at all costs. I've joked my way out of p*ssy through texts a few times.

I know because as long as I was responding straight to the point and staying on topic, they continued to hit me up. Once I started being witty and putting Lol's and emojis... the communication tapered off and I got flaked on.

Can't play with these hoes... they're already on the verge of flaking. One false move and you'll be jacking to xvideos instead of being with the bytch.

I'm extremely confused about the amount of people agreeing with these posts. Maybe yall are just not funny (making weird jokes or shyt).

Since when has being legitimately funny/witty been counterproductive to fukking hoes?

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I'm extremely confused about the amount of people agreeing with these posts. Maybe yall are just not funny (making weird jokes or shyt).

Since when has being legitimately funny/witty been counterproductive to fukking hoes?

Because women are looking for some dumbass shyt to take outta context to flake/ghost you. That is why when you text these bytches, you set up a date and leave it to that. say what you want to say to her in text, you can say to her when you meet up.

 

[CinnaSlim]