Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[NeilCartwright]

fukk, brehs!Mightve fumbled the bag, again.

Came home from work and marched on tinder. A chick was like “My man just broke up with me, what am I gon do etc etc”

I’m at the crib likei tell her we can link. She suggests 8. I say 9:30-10bc I had to clean up the crib. I be on go bc of work during the week

Now I’m laying down, I done gon ready for some drawls and she flaked on me

 

[Astroslik]

fukk, brehs!Mightve fumbled the bag, again.

Came home from work and marched on tinder. A chick was like “My man just broke up with me, what am I gon do etc etc”

I’m at the crib likei tell her we can link. She suggests 8. I say 9:30-10bc I had to clean up the crib. I be on go bc of work during the week

Now I’m laying down, I done gon ready for some drawls and she flaked on me

Always be ready so you don’t have to get ready.

 

[jay83]

fukk, brehs!Mightve fumbled the bag, again.

Came home from work and marched on tinder. A chick was like “My man just broke up with me, what am I gon do etc etc”

I’m at the crib likei tell her we can link. She suggests 8. I say 9:30-10bc I had to clean up the crib. I be on go bc of work during the week

Now I’m laying down, I done gon ready for some drawls and she flaked on me

Eh. Not worth sweating over. You didn’t drive to go meet her or waste time waiting at some restaurant. You were already at your house chillin and she just didn’t show. Keep it moving.

 

[Wise]

you’re trippin if you don’t go
ESP if it’s open bar and the couple is loaded

I don't drink but apparently it is a rich wedding. What's the latter have to do with it?

 

[Wise]

What y’all doing if a shorty you been smashing for over a year asks you to be her wedding date?

Open to more opinions.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

Open to more opinions.

What do you think being a wedding date means something? You’ve been smashing for over a year. Maybe she’ll hit you with the “So what are we?” talk afterwards or maybe she just wants a dance partner for the wedding.

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Where was the last placed y'all approached and what did you say

 

[DaHNIC82]

"I don't want to be bothered at a grocery store I'm shopping"

"I don't want to be bothered at the library I'm reading or studying!"

"Don't approach me when I'm at the club or bar, Im having girls night out"

"I don't want to be approached at the Gym, I'm focused on my gains!"

"I don't want men approaching online, Thats thirsty"

"I don't want to be approached in the street, I feel harassed"

My message to the men is that alot of women would complain and bytch about men approaching them in damn near every square itch of the universe.

Don't let that bullshyt discourage you from really going out there and putting your bid in. Where the fukk else you gonna approach then? LOL Just come through solid and bring a non weirdo vibe and you good

 

[The M.I.C.]

Ole lady decided that Valentine’s Day would be the appropriate time to talk about splitting up. Hmm. She recently had a “miscarriage” and has been on a war path recently..I get it. The trauma and what not, her complaint is me not caring enough and stressing her out due to my job basically the reason why she miscarried. I’ve been through this song and dance before.. next thing out of her mouth after opting out is how much money she needs to take care of the kids when she moves back home.

Unfortunately for her, I was aware of two things.. one is that she’s been involved with an old co worker of hers for apparently over a year and that she recently went to an abortion clinic around the time she supposedly miscarried. Safe to assume that paternity was certainly in question but there was some dark humor to revel in once I brought out my proof..the awkward silence, the stuttering and finally, the raging tears and screaming accusations once guilt set in. It’s never a good idea to try to get over on someone who’s good at spying.

 

[DaRealness]

"I don't want to be bothered at a grocery store I'm shopping"

"I don't want to be bothered at the library I'm reading or studying!"

"Don't approach me when I'm at the club or bar, Im having girls night out"

"I don't want to be approached at the Gym, I'm focused on my gains!"

"I don't want men approaching online, Thats thirsty"

"I don't want to be approached in the street, I feel harassed"

My message to the men is that alot of women would complain and bytch about men approaching them in damn near every square itch of the universe.

Don't let that bullshyt discourage you from really going out there and putting your bid in. Where the fukk else you gonna approach then? LOL Just come through solid and bring a non weirdo vibe and you good

Those same women then complain about men not approaching them anymore lol.

 

[Brandsdale]

"I don't want to be bothered at a grocery store I'm shopping"

"I don't want to be bothered at the library I'm reading or studying!"

"Don't approach me when I'm at the club or bar, Im having girls night out"

"I don't want to be approached at the Gym, I'm focused on my gains!"

"I don't want men approaching online, Thats thirsty"

"I don't want to be approached in the street, I feel harassed"

My message to the men is that alot of women would complain and bytch about men approaching them in damn near every square itch of the universe.

Don't let that bullshyt discourage you from really going out there and putting your bid in. Where the fukk else you gonna approach then? LOL Just come through solid and bring a non weirdo vibe and you good

To a woman, the only place that makes sense to bag them is a social gathering with mutual friends on some dinner party type shyt

 

[DapMeUp!]

"I don't want to be bothered at a grocery store I'm shopping"

"I don't want to be bothered at the library I'm reading or studying!"

"Don't approach me when I'm at the club or bar, Im having girls night out"

"I don't want to be approached at the Gym, I'm focused on my gains!"

"I don't want men approaching online, Thats thirsty"

"I don't want to be approached in the street, I feel harassed"

My message to the men is that alot of women would complain and bytch about men approaching them in damn near every square itch of the universe.

Don't let that bullshyt discourage you from really going out there and putting your bid in. Where the fukk else you gonna approach then? LOL Just come through solid and bring a non weirdo vibe and you good

All they mean is they hate when men they at not attracted to approaching them when they are out.

Only one way to find out if she is interested

 

[semicko82]

First valentine day in 4 years single

to all my single brehs out there

hold yall head

What's wrong with being single

 

[Noriega]

What's wrong with being single

I ain’t say anything against it

 

[Tommy Lee Jones]

Keep matching with these girls who are pretty in the face but have no body pictures. I don't mind a little thickness but feels like you're lying if you not posting full body photos? Been trying to figure out low key ways of asking for Instagram lol. If a big girl is posting deceptive photos feel like I can't just stragiht up say whats your IG?