Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[mortuus est]

I told this girl I have two kids in text, what do I say after so she doesn’t freak out an think I’m trying to make her their mom. We just started talking but she asked for my Instagram so I had to tell her

Yeah she told me she’s 21 and wasn’t looking for that which I understand. I didn’t even know she was that age when I got her number.

What’s up with girls wanting to text back and forth for days at a time before kicking it. I try and make a joke or two ask a few questions that ask to go out but they’ve been saying to wait then they want to keep texting about bs. I’m not trying to chit chat for days till I go out with someone and see if I even want to put the time into them.

I think I’m just going to make a separate Instagram of just pictures of me so I can wait off on telling them about my kids.

sit down old man

breh you got two whole kids

 

[Pool_Shark]

sit down old man

breh you got two whole kids

I’m only 29. Is that old? So I’m supposed to stay single forever. fukk that. Worst come to worst I’m going to down to Mexico and seeing if anyone wants their papers

 

[mortuus est]

I’m only 29. Is that old? So I’m supposed to stay single forever. fukk that. Worst come to worst I’m going to down to Mexico and seeing if anyone wants their papers

.

 

[Sugarbush]

Any chick still talking about dumb airhead shyt during these times is

Yo who’s that in your avi?

 

[Pyrexcup]

im ready for when this quarantine is over the warm weather + quarantine is gonna shoot the horny levels up something serious in people

 

[Max.]

Yeah she told me she’s 21 and wasn’t looking for that which I understand. I didn’t even know she was that age when I got her number.

Bet she has a kid of her in own in a year

 

[SuaveyBoi115]

p*ssy ain’t nothing but meat on the bone. nikkas fukk it, dykes suck it and fakkits leave it alone

 

[Silkk]

White chick I ain’t talked to since last May just hit me up asking how I been








bytch Please

 

[CityGuy]

Falling back into beta tendencies is a bytch sometimes.

Met a cute girl with a good vibe and did some of the old "too nice" shyt I used to. Same shyt happening like before, they become distant and the shyt falls off. Hate to do it but you really can't play it straight with anyone.

 

[Abraxus]

Blowing up my phone with calls and texts even when I’ve communicated I’m trying to work/busy or unresponsive. Being guilted because I didn’t respond quick enough. Making cringeworthy statements.

Right. Mfs be thinking they the center of the universe or some shyt. Like I’m literally sitting here waiting just on your ass hand and foot like I’m your fukking lapdog. Nah man, you ain’t that goddamn fine! Girl tried to do that shyt to me recently and we not dating. I kept looking at my phone every hour NOT responding as she kept sending those snide lil texts. Was like fukk you. Without saying...fukk YOU

 

[SATAN]

Chicks that wanna like my statuses and pics, but they never respond to any of my messages


Blocked and deleted every one of em today. Leeches for attention

 

[Abraxus]

True or false?: "No man leaves a relationship to be single. There's always another women."

mostly true. In the case of my ex wife the other woman was peace. Don’t regret it at all.

 

[Banned Account12]

Its crazy but it trips me out that my girl has yet to accuse me of doing anything...she has threatened to stab me if she catches me but STILL a drama-less relationship with a woman just feels so damn weird. Sometimes she might call & ask where am I or where I’m going. I trust NOBODY but its weird that she trusts me or at least pretends very well that she does. Im so use to women starting unnecessary bullshyt based off assumptions...listening to their miserable friends...asking who I been fukking every other day & etc

 

[Canon]

Chicks that wanna like my statuses and pics, but they never respond to any of my messages


Blocked and deleted every one of em today. Leeches for attention

Yeah I did that shyt a minute ago

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Right. Mfs be thinking they the center of the universe or some shyt. Like I’m literally sitting here waiting just on your ass hand and foot like I’m your fukking lapdog. Nah man, you ain’t that goddamn fine! Girl tried to do that shyt to me recently and we not dating. I kept looking at my phone every hour NOT responding as she kept sending those snide lil texts. Was like fukk you. Without saying...fukk YOU

Yeah I had to block him. Even still he sent me emails smh. It’s cringe worthy, especially with what is going on around the world right now.