Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[BigE214]

This chick I met on twitter yearss ago always wanted to fucc with me but I wouldn't fly her out. Years go by she gets engaged and finally makes her way to Dallas September.

She pulls up to get some smoke with her homegirl. Her homegirl even badder. So she's like ya'll definitely should talk. I get a text from the HG and she's like, "I'll hit you up for some smoke. Lock me in."

So I look around IG and what do I find, she got like 50K followers, following like 200 people. Onlyfans link in bio.

I kicked it with her once last week and she had a cool vibe. Pretty as hell, NO accent but not too much NO. Vegan, sage, crystals ass broad. This the type of shyt that I know ain't going nowhere but I'ma entertain it

 

[Bossyyyyy]

seriously wanna learn how to not bust so fast, my one big problem, idk how yall do it.

 

[SATAN]

mannn what part of the game is this? Butt padding? No man should be picking from the bottom of the barrel like this.

We need to up the standards a bit. Alcoholics and adult diapers ain't the wave bruh. I want to see you win!

She had jeans on


Shyt looked real from any distance, but as soon as I put my hand on it I knew


Shyt changed the game. You gotta be an ass-ologist to tell em apart now.

If it don't jiggle when she walks, just say no

 

[DaRealness]

EDIT wrong thread

 

[Krisrunner2049]

Downloaded tinder again with aforementioned tips from brehs here. Same ole bs, same women. Bushed the app yet again.

 

[Organic Trees]

I remember speaking on a specific ex on here that was legit mentally ill

I was taking a morning walk a few days ago. While walking I was also on the phone with future ex wifey I noticed a woman walking fast as shyt to her car. I thought nothing of it until... I looked right dead into the car. Man it was my ex from 2 years ago
If looks could kill so my future single mom baby momma was like “bae why you get quiet?” I’m like “nothing bae just came across a angry bird ” woo she sped off so fast cuh

Shidd I purposely walked back the same route just to be messy and see if she messing with a new dude or something

I heard from a mutual friend this hoe done moved right around the corner from my crib... she knew I lived there for over 3 years

Might have to start carrying again. This hoe legit nuts

 

[Sonny Bonds]

Matched with a chick and in the first conversation, she hinted at having a movie night at some point. I live in BK, she lives in Jersey, but works in BK. We're gonna meet up at a bar close to my place tomorrow.

 

[Neuromancer]

Matched with a chick and in the first conversation, she hinted at having a movie night at some point. I live in BK, she lives in Jersey, but works in BK. We're gonna meet up at a bar close to my place tomorrow.

Good shyt. You going for an insta-bang or a build?

 

[Charlie Sollers]

seriously wanna learn how to not bust so fast, my one big problem, idk how yall do it.

Kegel exercises and breath techniques

 

[Sonny Bonds]

Good shyt. You going for an insta-bang or a build?

It depends on how (and if) we click. If we get along well, it'd be cool to build with a chick.

 

[George Gooney]

seriously wanna learn how to not bust so fast, my one big problem, idk how yall do it.

Get more p*ssy consistently or jerk off more.

 

[PharaohAtem]

got a lot of girls on snap ill see if i can pull at least one

 

[sfgiants]

bytch just talked herself out of some dikk. fukkin weird needy bytch. Titties are hella nice but not worth this trouble. Stupid neurotic dog ass bytch

 

[Ohene]

I see why brehs stay single and don’t even try long relationships. It ain’t even worth all the stress .

lol you gotta elaborate breh

 

[jay83]