Ah the good ol days, shyt, when I say over my moms, I still bring ho's over, if its that dire. Keep in mind, never bring birds to the home, so unless you have a certain ho wrapped around your finger, don't do it. With that said, parent's are usually asleep by 12? right? Idk whats the standard anymore, either way, sneak her in fukk for a couple of....minutes, do what you have to do and move on. Basically, your parents or roommates have to sleep at some point, thats when you strike. I was reckless in my youth and had girls over all the time. In at midnight out before the crack of dawn, simple enough.