Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Rocket Scientist]

How do you guys react to meeting chicks on dating apps but when actually seeing them face to face they're at least a stone or 2 bigger.

It's misleading af but do you give em the benefit of the doubt because of covid or do you bush em because of false advertising

Part of me wants to give them a grace period to get back to their original weight but the other side of me is like fucc em, if i can mantain my body weight during this pandemic then they should be able to as well.

Keep the date short if u have a conscience or bounce on them if you don't .

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Is it me or Bumble has changed?Like you can't see ya matches anymore.

 

[Brandsdale]

Sometimes when im bored ill change my age on tinder to 40(im 31) to see whats the milfs lookn like


Saw this bytch i wana smash

Spoiler: Pic

when i was on these apps I would forever change my age preference to 30-55. No matter how hard I tried I still ended up with some chic my age or younger


if theres a known cougar bar in your city you should maybe hit it up. Elizabeth just might be there since she on this app

 

[VertigoKnight]

How do you guys react to meeting chicks on dating apps but when actually seeing them face to face they're at least a stone or 2 bigger.

It's misleading af but do you give em the benefit of the doubt because of covid or do you bush em because of false advertising

Part of me wants to give them a grace period to get back to their original weight but the other side of me is like fucc em, if i can mantain my body weight during this pandemic then they should be able to as well.

I pre qualify with either a video chat or a quick meet for a coffee or something. But if she's going to start your interactions off with a lie what else could she get up to?

If you posted up pics of you looking in shape then turned up to the date looking chubby best believe she's dipping early and deleting your number.

And you're right if you've managed to maintain your weight why couldn't she?

 

[DJSmooth]

I need some encouraging words to keep my composure so I don't fumble this bag. I feel like Rozay Oro right now I'm jk breh lol..

I'm outside the country for a month. Met a pretty black chick from the U.K. that stays at apartments I'm staying at she is going to be here a month too.

She kept rambling on about we should get drinks and late night swims at the pool.

 

[DapMeUp!]

I need some encouraging words to keep my composure so I don't fumble this bag. I feel like Rozay Oro right now I'm jk breh lol..

I'm outside the country for a month. Met a pretty black chick from the U.K. that stays at apartments I'm staying at she is going to be here a month too.

She kept rambling on about we should get drinks and late night swims at the pool.

What's to fumble breh? Go get them drinks and jump in that pool after

 

[Actually6Foot3]

playing round on apps and I swear big girls see me as Trey Songz or something

hell nah stop rewarding big bytches with your time and energy.

The best thing for them and us would be for them to get zero interest. Maybe then they might get in some kind of shape

 

[Apollo Creed]

hell nah stop rewarding big bytches with your time and energy.

The best thing for them and us would be for them to get zero interest. Maybe then they might get in some kind of shape

I dont respond I just watch them flood my likes

 

[Rozay Oro]

I need some encouraging words to keep my composure so I don't fumble this bag. I feel like Rozay Oro right now I'm jk breh lol..

I'm outside the country for a month. Met a pretty black chick from the U.K. that stays at apartments I'm staying at she is going to be here a month too.

She kept rambling on about we should get drinks and late night swims at the pool.

Rozay himself says you better stray from porn and masturbation. Talk to more girls too. Let that inner dog out to keep the simpness away

 

[DaRealness]

How do you guys react to meeting chicks on dating apps but when actually seeing them face to face they're at least a stone or 2 bigger.

It's misleading af but do you give em the benefit of the doubt because of covid or do you bush em because of false advertising

Part of me wants to give them a grace period to get back to their original weight but the other side of me is like fucc em, if i can mantain my body weight during this pandemic then they should be able to as well.

I ain't giving them no grace period. You catfish me like that, I'm bouncing. I can understand maybe a few pounds, but a few stones? Bush status.

Who cares if that seems harsh. You got chicks shaming dudes on social media for wearing certain brand names on dates, so it is what it is. I don't fukk with fat chicks.

 

[Babymama Magnet]

How do you guys react to meeting chicks on dating apps but when actually seeing them face to face they're at least a stone or 2 bigger.

It's misleading af but do you give em the benefit of the doubt because of covid or do you bush em because of false advertising

Part of me wants to give them a grace period to get back to their original weight but the other side of me is like fucc em, if i can mantain my body weight during this pandemic then they should be able to as well.

So this same chick im talking about i go on the date with her yesterday.

She turns up as a roadgirl (wearing trainers, joggers, vest top with a leather jacket over it like she just come outta bed to do some food shopping)

If we establish we're going to a bar how you gonna turn up looking so casual

Next thing she wants me to expain to her why i don't wanna see her again

Feels like im just wasting my time on these dates

 

[Neuromancer]

So this same chick im talking about i go on the date with her yesterday.

She turns up as a roadgirl (wearing trainers, joggers, vest top with a leather jacket over it like she just come outta bed to do some food shopping)

If we establish we're going to a bar how you gonna turn up looking so casual

Next thing she wants me to expain to her why i don't wanna see her again

Feels like im just wasting my time on these dates

She actually asked why you don't wanna see her?

 

[DapMeUp!]

So this same chick im talking about i go on the date with her yesterday.

She turns up as a roadgirl (wearing trainers, joggers, vest top with a leather jacket over it like she just come outta bed to do some food shopping)

If we establish we're going to a bar how you gonna turn up looking so casual

Next thing she wants me to expain to her why i don't wanna see her again

Feels like im just wasting my time on these dates

You still went to the bar with her? I would have been like we going to the park or some shyt if she come dressed like that.

 

[DaRealness]

So this same chick im talking about i go on the date with her yesterday.

She turns up as a roadgirl (wearing trainers, joggers, vest top with a leather jacket over it like she just come outta bed to do some food shopping)

If we establish we're going to a bar how you gonna turn up looking so casual

Next thing she wants me to expain to her why i don't wanna see her again

Feels like im just wasting my time on these dates

Don't explain shyt to her. They love ghosting men all the time so they can get it too.

 

[Babymama Magnet]

She actually asked why you don't wanna see her?

Yeah.

In the morning i told her i weren't feeling the vibe and she sent me a voice note saying how she enjoyed the company and why i felt like that.

Don't make an effort for a date and get upset Brehettes