Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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This shyt stuck in my head lol


Breh got a new joint too


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When i occasional browse apps in bordem i notice women rushing to go on dates now in their prompts when they the biggest ones talking that safety shyt lol

Why are you rushing to meet strangers and talking the no pen pals stuff?

I assume the hermit life causing them to break
Cause them hoes want food and activities on your dime.
 

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When i occasional browse apps in bordem i notice women rushing to go on dates now in their prompts when they the biggest ones talking that safety shyt lol

Why are you rushing to meet strangers and talking the no pen pals stuff?

I assume the hermit life causing them to break

time is running out :mjgrin:
 

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When i occasional browse apps in bordem i notice women rushing to go on dates now in their prompts when they the biggest ones talking that safety shyt lol

Why are you rushing to meet strangers and talking the no pen pals stuff?

I assume the hermit life causing them to break
Just excuse to dress up and eat at nice restaurants
Take cute pics for the gram

And then call it a night lol
 
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Got myself a conundrum brehs.....

Got two birds at my work. One is what folks here like to call a "Proverbs 31" type of girl. Young, innocent, level headed, etc......... the other one.... I call her a False PAAG* (asteriks intentional, :francis: ) She uses all the witchcraft and sorcery available to her in the form of waist trainers and spandex to make everything just pop out like BAM! ...... :whew:

One of my important criteria is a woman needs to be active such as in the gym regularly a few times a week. Proverbs 31 passes this. False PAAG* fails this and I know it......... but False PAAG* RADIATES Sex Demon Energy :takedat: . This in tandem with the way the ass pokes out and the titties pop out, bring out that carnal desire in the boy...:ohlawd:.

I know what I SHOULD be doing, but I know EXACTLY how I usually react reverting to my dirtbag ways.... :steviej:a man is trying to reform and Come of Age, but the Dark Side beckons to me.. :vadar: ......Fear of the backslide is real.. :lupe:

I need words of positive affirmation brehs. Guidance from the brehs of faith before my inevitable backslide into debauchary.. :mjcry:..




In truth I'm probably going to swing for the fences and bag both of them. The job is seasonal so after this week they won't be in the same vicinity of each other . This post is probably more so a tragic comedy of me returning to degerate ways more than anything.. :mjcry:
 

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Got myself a conundrum brehs.....

Got two birds at my work. One is what folks here like to call a "Proverbs 31" type of girl. Young, innocent, level headed, etc......... the other one.... I call her a False PAAG* (asteriks intentional, :francis: ) She uses all the witchcraft and sorcery available to her in the form of waist trainers and spandex to make everything just pop out like BAM! ...... :whew:

One of my important criteria is a woman needs to be active such as in the gym regularly a few times a week. Proverbs 31 passes this. False PAAG* fails this and I know it......... but False PAAG* RADIATES Sex Demon Energy :takedat: . This in tandem with the way the ass pokes out and the titties pop out, bring out that carnal desire in the boy...:ohlawd:.

I know what I SHOULD be doing, but I know EXACTLY how I usually react reverting to my dirtbag ways.... :steviej:a man is trying to reform and Come of Age, but the Dark Side beckons to me.. :vadar: ......Fear of the backslide is real.. :lupe:

I need words of positive affirmation brehs. Guidance from the brehs of faith before my inevitable backslide into debauchary.. :mjcry:..




In truth I'm probably going to swing for the fences and bag both of them. The job is seasonal so after this week they won't be in the same vicinity of each other . This post is probably more so a tragic comedy of me returning to degerate ways more than anything.. :mjcry:

stopped reading at "work"

y'all hate yallselves huh lol
 

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When i occasional browse apps in bordem i notice women rushing to go on dates now in their prompts when they the biggest ones talking that safety shyt lol

Why are you rushing to meet strangers and talking the no pen pals stuff?

I assume the hermit life causing them to break
Used to piss me off but now I see that they either have terrible personalities with no idea how to develop a rapport through text or a phone call, or they just want to say that they're going on a date for a story to tell their timeline. Neither of those scenarios are good.
 

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Used to piss me off but now I see that they either have terrible personalities with no idea how to develop a rapport through text or a phone call, or they just want to say that they're going on a date for a story to tell their timeline. Neither of those scenarios are good.

I think it's the subconscious bushing of folks at a high rate that makes it sad, the damn you disqualified yourself with that dumb shyt lol
 

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Got myself a conundrum brehs.....

Got two birds at my work. One is what folks here like to call a "Proverbs 31" type of girl. Young, innocent, level headed, etc......... the other one.... I call her a False PAAG* (asteriks intentional, :francis: ) She uses all the witchcraft and sorcery available to her in the form of waist trainers and spandex to make everything just pop out like BAM! ...... :whew:

One of my important criteria is a woman needs to be active such as in the gym regularly a few times a week. Proverbs 31 passes this. False PAAG* fails this and I know it......... but False PAAG* RADIATES Sex Demon Energy :takedat: . This in tandem with the way the ass pokes out and the titties pop out, bring out that carnal desire in the boy...:ohlawd:.

I know what I SHOULD be doing, but I know EXACTLY how I usually react reverting to my dirtbag ways.... :steviej:a man is trying to reform and Come of Age, but the Dark Side beckons to me.. :vadar: ......Fear of the backslide is real.. :lupe:

I need words of positive affirmation brehs. Guidance from the brehs of faith before my inevitable backslide into debauchary.. :mjcry:..




In truth I'm probably going to swing for the fences and bag both of them. The job is seasonal so after this week they won't be in the same vicinity of each other . This post is probably more so a tragic comedy of me returning to degerate ways more than anything.. :mjcry:
Your life, my entertainment
 

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How yall feel about approaching women at the park? One of the reason I have always avoided it is because I fear getting rejected and seeing the same person over and over since I like to go for my walk around the same time. I saw this big booty chick yesterday, we crossed path several time :francis: she was on her phone the whole time talking. So I couldn't make a move lol, I was going to break my rule, ass was too fat.

I see that all the time, and meet women in my area or just walking all the time. There's no hard rules, but if we see each other and smile and say hi or just nod and give that look, some women we just waved hi for like a year and never talked, until we finally did. But, in general, see each other few times, get the positive read on body language, which can be harder with phones, and headphones for sure.

And then this is where you need to be pretty smooth and self assured. Right now, there's someone, older woman, really attractive. We gave each other a crazy look once, and then I introduced myself, and we talked for like 2 minutes. Next time she was on the phone and she mouthed hi to me, all seductively, so next time I see her, I'll just ask her out. Since she's like 48, I'll just say let's go on an old fashioned date. I have my spot already. And see what she says.

If she isn't into it, you just laugh it off gracefully and act the exact same. Still wave and say hi. Just don't ask her out again. A quick convo on the street to a stranger is a lot of heavy lifting to get a name, some common ground, a date. Sometimes that works too, but yeah heavy lifting. That 20 seconds of awkwardness, it's more like 3 seconds, but once that's over it's easy. You have to have confidence to ask for someone's attention, and then hold it, and then release it. I see and hear people just rolling up to women and seeing let me have your number. That will almost never work.
 
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