Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Two Stacks]

I've learned over the years that you want to be desirable to a woman. You don't want her to say you cute or nothing like that.

You want her to say that you are desirable/attractive/fine or something like. "Oh him? He's.....YESSSS...." or even better "Him? Just....YES LORD."

They do that last one? You got her. She yours.

 

[kevm3]

pretty much bruh. cute is for dogs and babies

 

[Two Stacks]

I had another coworker tell me:

"My unborn child is in your dikk."
"I know you got a big dikk."

As well as telling me that I "do something" to her. And, asking me when we gonna fukk, how we gonna fukk, what she gonna do to me, and what she's going to name "our" son. She even said if we didnt work together she would've fukked me a long time ago.

Naturally I was like telling her to fall back. She has a big mouth and is way too emotional. Then, when I told her that I'd fukk her, she gets all mad and tells me I want to do her like all other men. She was also mad cause I wanted another chick that works with me (whom I told yall bout earlier, but since have moved on from).

fukk is wrong with (this) bytch?

I just wanted to get sucked off and bust on her huge ass chocolate t*ts. Nothing happened. And I think that was best. This bytch crazy.

 

[kevm3]

You made the right decision not messing with her. You don't want to give crazy females any kind of inroad in your life period. One thing that can make your life miserable is a loony toon woman. her saying what she said was a nice ego boost, but sometimes you just have to take it at that.

 

[MikelArteta]

So my girl went to a birthday party on the weekend, only I find out now it was at a club and it was for a former male co worker

I'm slowly making my exit.

 

[MikelArteta]

So my girl went to a birthday party on the weekend, only I find out now it was at a club and it was for a former male co worker

I'm slowly making my exit.

 

[The ADD]

So my girl went to a birthday party on the weekend, only I find out now it was at a club and it was for a former male co worker

I'm slowly making my exit.

Smh, if you had done breh..........

 

[MikelArteta]

Funny thing like typical of browds she got jealous and upset when I contacted BT godsons mom for the money I was owed.

Ah well washing my hands from this

Smh, if you had done breh..........

 

[DaRealness]

I had another coworker tell me:

"My unborn child is in your dikk."
"I know you got a big dikk."

As well as telling me that I "do something" to her. And, asking me when we gonna fukk, how we gonna fukk, what she gonna do to me, and what she's going to name "our" son. She even said if we didnt work together she would've fukked me a long time ago.

Naturally I was like telling her to fall back. She has a big mouth and is way too emotional. Then, when I told her that I'd fukk her, she gets all mad and tells me I want to do her like all other men. She was also mad cause I wanted another chick that works with me (whom I told yall bout earlier, but since have moved on from).

fukk is wrong with (this) bytch?

I just wanted to get sucked off and bust on her huge ass chocolate t*ts. Nothing happened. And I think that was best. This bytch crazy.

She's obviously two sandwiches short of a picnic, however you dudes need to stop having these kinds of conversations with your female coworkers because I'm sure that's against company policy anyway.

I don't care how fine a woman is, if she's a colleague then I wouldn't entertain this kind of stuff at all. It's all fun and games until they turn crazy and blab their mouth, then your livelihood and reputation is on the line. I got bills to pay, I'm not risking everything over silly hee hee har har sexual nonsense.

Don't learn the hard way.

 

[Two Stacks]

She's obviously two sandwiches short of a picnic, however you dudes need to stop having these kinds of conversations with your female coworkers because I'm sure that's against company policy anyway.

I don't care how fine a woman is, if she's a colleague then I wouldn't entertain this kind of stuff at all. It's all fun and games until they turn crazy and blab their mouth, then your livelihood and reputation is on the line. I got bills to pay, I'm not risking everything over silly hee hee har har sexual nonsense.

Don't learn the hard way.

Like I said, I'm just telling ya'll shyt that happened in the past to help me get to where I am now. All of this stuff is old.

 

[karim]

Well, you obviously do have a pretty twisted telationship with that woman and can't seem to leave it alone so I can't blame her

Funny thing like typical of browds she got jealous and upset when I contacted BT godsons mom for the money I was owed.

Ah well washing my hands from this

 

[Huellz Santana]

So my girl went to a birthday party on the weekend, only I find out now it was at a club and it was for a former male co worker

I'm slowly making my exit.

why the hesitation? you're supposed to be the unfeeling GAWD reincar. you're supposed to be the Neo of this shyt. that chick was supposed to be 'ed a long time ago

dare I say it... that you might be HUMAN and subject to the wily ways of a woman after all?
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[MikelArteta]

It's been done

why the hesitation? you're supposed to be the unfeeling GAWD reincar. you're supposed to be the Neo of this shyt. that chick was supposed to be 'ed a long time ago

dare I say it... that you might be HUMAN and subject to the wily ways of a woman after all?
​

 

[The ADD]

It's been done

Damn, didn't even let her digest lunch

#hoh

 

[MikelArteta]

Lol

But nah she knew she fd up, acted like she was tired and went to bed. Then calls me at 1am when she's at the club I was sleeping. Then I asked why did you call me so late oh I went to my ex coworkers party.

Then yesterday night this ex co worker birthday party was at a club and this ex coworker is a male

Damn, didn't even let her digest lunch

#hoh