Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[DaRealness]

@RealAssanova Sorry bruh, you might wanna skip this post.....

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/just-jan...yself-for-cheating-with-my-driving-instructor

HAVING sex with my driving instructor is so good at the time but leaves me as guilty as sin afterwards.


I know I shouldn’t be having him on the back seat of his car but I can’t resist.

Towards the end of my lesson he invariably puts his hand on my knee and cheekily suggests a lesson in use of the horn.

I collapse into fits of giggles and I’m gone. We race to a secluded spot and make frantic love two or three times.

Two cigarettes later and we’re good to go home.

I burst through the front door and rush straight up to the shower claiming that I’m hot and sweaty after a tricky three-point turn.

But sometimes my boyfriend will insist I come into the front room to tell him how my lesson went.

This is when I start to feel like an absolute slut.

He’s forking out for my driving lessons yet I’m paying him back by cheating with the instructor – a bloke who lives near us.

My fella found him through a mate after we both agreed that booking a professional instructor would be the safer way to learn.

I have to confess that sex was the last thing on my mind the first time I climbed into his car and he just muttered: “Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.” But now I’m in too deep to change the routine.

My problem is that I love the sex while it’s happening, because I get caught up in the heat and the passion of the moment, but I quickly feel sordid afterwards.

How do I stop being such a tart?

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

i miss my ex brehs.



its been like 3 years but my brain won't let go.​

Mann fukk that hoe breh!
Its been 3 years.
You was supposed to forgot her name by now.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Mann fukk that hoe breh!
Its been 3 years.
You was supposed to forgot her name by now.

See Rule 8 above

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

See Rule 8 above

Huh whats a rule 8

 

[Reality]

aight brehs ima need some first date tips. how hard do you guys go on the first date? i had plans to grab drinks w/ a girl this weekend but she switched it up on me last minute and asked to get coffee just instead (she was sick). i was bored as fukk and she talked like 70% of the time. I took an L. Never escalated physically or took the convo anywhere sexually, just talked to her like she was a friend. not bein at a bar/lounge fukked up the frame imo.

i have a date w/ a better lookin girl this coming weekend and don't want to blow it. tips/advice? she's down to get drinks and im thinking about trying to get her to just come through the crib. logistically, what's the best play...drinks near the crib and nightcap? drop advice fellas. (fukk a dinner, btw, we off that)

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Huh whats a rule 8

That was for @Huellz Santana :

8. Realize your ex isn't all that

As a man who has dated models, and beautiful women of different ethnicities sometimes the "damn will I ever get another broad that beautiful again " thoughts hit. Realize you did it once and you can do it again, hell there are hundreds of millions of women out there who look better than your ex if all you care about is looks, and there are tons of other women out there who will be much more compatible, so don't stress it at all. I remember after I broke up with my ex fiance I was like damn, she was so beautiful, she never wore makeup, barely dressed up but wherever she would go jaws would just drop would I ever get that again. I mean I wasn't even thinking of how much of a leech, conniving, horrible person my ex was to me just that she was the most beautiful girl in the world (in my eyes), and I'll never be that "lucky again". It's amazing how your ex could be straight horrible, offering nothing, in your mind you wished many times you could just go your separate ways. But once you are broken up your mind plays tricks on you and suddenly she is a 10/10. Realize your ex ain't that special, your mind is a powerful tool that is playing tricks on you.

 

[kevm3]

mentally, you always have to be prepared. I keep telling fellas to focus on things other than women for a huge reason... You're hearing more and more stories of these guys putting their all and everything into a woman and all of a sudden they discover something that absolutely blows their mind. I want you fellas to be mentally prepared, because like it or not, a lot of these women are 'doing their thing' before they got with you and a lot of them will keep doing it will they are with you... so internally, you have to be ready to drop a woman and not miss a beat... and it's much easier to do when she's not your life.

 

[karim]

Man some guys be crying like babies over these women never thought I'll see the day a man cry like that over a woman

i miss my ex brehs.



its been like 3 years but my brain won't let go.​

the irony.

 

[CanesMiamiLakers]

Men so naive that a female could fukk them on the 1st date and they'll think their game just that tight fall in love and then complain when she do it with someone else. Smarten up guys

 

[EA]

Men so naive that a female could fukk them on the 1st date and they'll think their game just that tight fall in love and then complain when she do it with someone else. Smarten up guys

I dunno who would think that, tbh. If a girl gives it up on the first date, chances are that any relationship with them isn't going to be long term. There are exceptions but they are few and far between.

 

[sixsixtwo]

 

[Ohene]

I dunno who would think that, tbh. If a girl gives it up on the first date, chances are that any relationship with them isn't going to be long term. There are exceptions but they are few and far between.

meh. theres a girl i fukked off the first encounter. i'm seeing what shes bout though.
Cant be using such trivial measures to gauge acceptable partners. You and i both know thats lazy. It be the same bytch that made you wait 4 months and was probably getting dikk from a next nikka while gauging your "worth". Come to find out you get cheated on in the future same way

 

[Huellz Santana]

See Rule 8 above

yeah i know. i've read that before and agree with it. I just had a temporary moment of sadness. but I did that to illustrate something, even when you think you might be over somebody those memories are gonna pop up from time to time like

so while I agree with reincar's advice, I also know its not that simple. so for those other people dealing with it, be prepared... don't expect to just completely forget about someone who had relevance in your life. its not like im over here crying and shyt, but these moments happen​

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I got insecurity issues brehs
I know my woman works a lot and is busy when she's off but if I don't hear from her; my mind thinks she's interested in another dude.
She's attractive so it makes the thought worse.
She doesn't give me reason to think she's messing with somebody else; she shows affection, she does what I say, she cried before thinking I didn't love her no more, she cried when she forgot my birthday, etc.
She has shown me she's down but I slightly feel in my mind that she likes other dudes.

Its like if I don't hear from her 24/7 then I starting being
My head is fukkedn up brehs

 

[CityGuy]

I got insecurity issues brehs
I know my woman works a lot and is busy when she's off but if I don't hear from her; my mind thinks she's interested in another dude.
She's attractive so it makes the thought worse.
She doesn't give me reason to think she's messing with somebody else; she shows affection, she does what I say, she cried before thinking I didn't love her no more, she cried when she forgot my birthday, etc.
She has shown me she's down but I slightly feel in my mind that she likes other dudes.

Its like if I don't hear from her 24/7 then I starting being
My head is fukkedn up brehs

I'll say this much, lead with your gut feelings first and pay attention to her mannerism for truth (i.e. does she pick up the phone in a weird way when y'all together, when you ask how her day was can she look you in the eye, etc.) . Usually your gut will pick onto things you have no proof for. Forgetting the Birthday strikes me as a huge red flag off the bat