Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[MikelArteta]

My nikka i didn't even think about it until after i left the store, i was on my lunch break and I was thinking about shyt from work and what I was going to do for dinner tonight
I got in my truck afterwards and thought to myself "Damn that chick was straight up flirting with me "
"fukk was I thinking?"

go back tom breh!!!

ive told this story before, but there was this italian at the bus stop every morning this was years ago, and it was just me and her every morning like at 6am. I never said nothing a month went by and one day in my peripheal vision i see her staring at me, next day i get there and im listenign to music and she asks if i want to sit down im like no , she then quickly sas wow its so cold i hate this weather im like

anyways later on that day im like i had a girl at the time so i was all this simp goody goody not trying to talk to other woman, bt then im like the hell with that, so the very next morning i sat down and asked if she had a pen i could borrow , then is tarted to talk to her, got her number fb

hit her up tom breh

 

[MikelArteta]

My nikka i didn't even think about it until after i left the store, i was on my lunch break and I was thinking about shyt from work and what I was going to do for dinner tonight
I got in my truck afterwards and thought to myself "Damn that chick was straight up flirting with me "
"fukk was I thinking?"

go back tom breh!!!

ive told this story before, but there was this italian at the bus stop every morning this was years ago, and it was just me and her every morning like at 6am. I never said nothing a month went by and one day in my peripheal vision i see her staring at me, next day i get there and im listenign to music and she asks if i want to sit down im like no , she then quickly sas wow its so cold i hate this weather im like

anyways later on that day im like i had a girl at the time so i was all this simp goody goody not trying to talk to other woman, bt then im like the hell with that, so the very next morning i sat down and asked if she had a pen i could borrow , then is tarted to talk to her, got her number fb

hit her up tom breh

 

[MikelArteta]

talking to this chick on tinder in NY....
makes me hate fukking montreal b I should be living in New york or Toronto not that cesppool

breh isnt it amazing you live in montreal and people will be like but montreal has the hottest women , the same as me i live in toronto and i hate toronto women, entitled, stuck up, worthless. Literally every broad in toronto is treated like this



no matter how ugly or how many kids , i just laugh and exited the toronto game long ago

 

[Beerus]

breh isnt it amazing you live in montreal and people will be like but montreal has the hottest women , the same as me i live in toronto and i hate toronto women, entitled, stuck up, worthless. Literally every broad in toronto is treated like this



no matter how ugly or how many kids , i just laugh and exited the toronto game long ago

I just don't belong in montreal.
24, most of my summers of my life has been in NY. shyt a nikka in NY right now. I'd rather have a change of scenery either toronto or vancovuer or ottawa shyt anywhere but quebec.

 

[MikelArteta]

I just don't belong in montreal.
24, most of my summers of my life has been in NY. shyt a nikka in NY right now. I'd rather have a change of scenery either toronto or vancovuer or ottawa shyt anywhere but quebec.

man im planning my exit from ontario
saskatchewan, alberta and bc are where the jobs are at, and where the women are at

 

[CASHAPP]

Any of yall ever get annoyed by how much women talk? Like nonstop for hours...you be trying to sit at the dinner table with family...and its just like a nonstop motor...over the most random shyt

 

[T-K-G]

Any of yall ever get annoyed by how much women talk? Like nonstop for hours...you be trying to sit at the dinner table with family...and its just like a nonstop motor...over the most random shyt

depends on what she talkin about with the cooler ones that shyt can play out like a sitcom almost like those seinfeld convos they have in the coffee shop



i dont even humor women(or nikkas for that matter) who annoy me tho so i can't relate, shyt for the most part if i dont feel like talkin im not gonna put myself in that situation to begin with

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

be oblivious brehss


remember women speak in codes

they will never be like damn nugga can i get your number

they will drop the do you think this pants make me fat, do you have the time, wow its so hot today glad i didn't dress up, where did you get those bananas

the oblivious nugga will be like
you look ok in those pants and be on his way
or its 5pm and be on his way
or yeah i agree its hot and be on his way
or aisle 6 beside the apple and be on his way


the nugga who knows the opportunity that is presented will be like
i dont have time but ill let you know tonight at 7pm when i pick you up as she laughs

its 5pm still got two hours to get ready for our date she laughs

yeah its so hot we should go get a drink to cool down

i forgot the aisle let me show you though

women give openings take it or bite your fist all day

I understand the PANTS one but the asking the time and where'd u get (blank) I just assume they just asking a question.
Maybe she actually wanna know where you got those bananas or what time it is.

 

[EA]

The need for closure is getting to me

I hate leaving a situation unresolved in my mind and I've got questions for my ex that I need answering

Only my pride is stopping me from unblocking her at this point

I need help, man

 

[Shadow King]

go back tom breh!!!

ive told this story before, but there was this italian at the bus stop every morning this was years ago, and it was just me and her every morning like at 6am. I never said nothing a month went by and one day in my peripheal vision i see her staring at me, next day i get there and im listenign to music and she asks if i want to sit down im like no , she then quickly sas wow its so cold i hate this weather im like

anyways later on that day im like i had a girl at the time so i was all this simp goody goody not trying to talk to other woman, bt then im like the hell with that, so the very next morning i sat down and asked if she had a pen i could borrow , then is tarted to talk to her, got her number fb

hit her up tom breh

I've had a girl I had a crush on hold a full conversation with me my freshman year of college. I'm so used to not being wanted by who I want I didn't know that was my window i thought she was just making convo

 

[Atlrocafella]

I'm feeling where this nursing chick's head is at. She's definitely someone you would wife, but she's also a church girl, which means she's traditional..

meanwhile, the teacher chick was telling me one of her favorite hobbies is to pole dance, I asked her what got her into doing that? she said she likes to please her partner... so you know she bussin..I feel like I have the devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other, The angel knows what I probably need to go for, but the devil know's my weakness

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

These last few pages have been gold.

Experiences and knowledge being passed. Glad to see some of the brehs stopped watchin from the sidelines and got in the game

You miss every shot you don't take and your form could be as ugly as Shawn Marlon but even he makes it work for him

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Also: the AKA chick flaked early so I made plans with the SGRho teacher. Met for drinks in Midtown, had an appetizer, margarita pitcher, free parking, good convo, kickin it tomorrow too. Only cost $20 for a dope evening

She's 25, slim but curvy, either mixed or very redbone, kickboxes and is about to try Muy Thai cause she wasn't being challenged. Her mom is a professor at Spelman She just bought a condo and drives one of them new WV's with the dope LEDs.

Movie tomorrow and I'll be damned if I can't bring her back to my place after.

 

[Jahmal]

Also: the AKA chick flaked early so I made plans with the SGRho teacher. Met for drinks in Midtown, had an appetizer, margarita pitcher, free parking, good convo, kickin it tomorrow too. Only cost $20

which restaurant did you go to?

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

which restaurant did you go to?

Tin Lizzy's. Had a margarita pitcher special for $15 plus an appetizer while sitting outside on the patio