Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[sixsixtwo]

 

[Big Jo]

Take good care of your skin. Pay a few dollars more for high quality soap or body wash.

Studies show women are almost universally attracted to men with nice skin (versus any other physical feature)

 

[Captain Crunch]

Take good care of your skin. Pay a few dollars more for high quality soap or body wash.

Studies show women are almost universally attracted to men with nice skin (versus any other physical feature)

What's some good soaps?
Is African Soap legit

 

[Dre Space Age]

Don't tell a bytch shyt they don't need to know. Keep ya mystery.

Like Michael Corleone said at the end of Godfather 'Kay... don't ask me about my business'

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF4kCgi9fDM"]The Godfather: Part I - Ending Scene - YouTube[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjprp9bKIO4"]Don't ask me about my business - YouTube[/ame]

 

[MikelArteta]

Why if possible never let a chick you don't really like know where you live

When I was in hs I didn't drive this chick did so I got a ride from her one day after a
BBall game. One day I come home and my mom is like your friend came here at lunch and I'm like which friend and she's like oh a girl named Danielle she was really nice.


This is what chicks do,they will show up unexpected, try to meet your family if you love at home or add your family on fb

Don't allow them, for the past two years every girl I've dealt with just know my
Middle name, if you hve a old email you have been using for a while Dont let em know it. They will google and see your old MySpace you forgot to take down,
Your old tagged page etc.

 

[Non Sequitur]

What do you do with a women who's been beat by a man and she's still in love with him even though they not together?

Stay away from my ex!!!

 

[Rosie]

I have a little question has any of this advice worked on females?

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

I have a little question has any of this advice worked on females?

You really want to know, pumpkin t*ts?


The thing about all the aforementioned material your inquisitive pint-sized cerebrum has been studying.

All stems from experience.

Whether or not its to be followed; every man has to go through ordeals and tribulations and fine-tune his own approach. All that's been said is simply a guide for the next man to ingest, register... and hopefully - apply.

There's a saying, sweetcheeks - "If i knew then what i knew now. Boy what my life would be like."

Well...

You see, because the adage, "You can't learn to live with regrets" is something old timers are always so adamant about teaching to their successors/younger generation.

The correlation between the two proverbs are so necessary as they are materialized to set up a solid foundation for the callow and unaware.

Men don't have mothafukkin' Vogue, Mademoiselle, Seventeen, Cosmopolitan to read and learn about the opposite sex.

Stuff and Maxim is almost ALL humor (and GQ and Esquire are publications run my gay editors who really don't observe things in the hetero-male perspective - seldomly if so, but you can sense the homo-erotic stances that the writers prose is demonstrated from. You can smell the gay rhetoric from a galaxy away).

Now, forums/message boards/blogs are the only way men can truly communicate with one another. Express our feelings and rant about the things that permeate our existences and play such huge/defining roles in our lifes: LOVE AND ROMANCE (one can deny its pivotal factor-ness and its importance, but who are we to kid? Without the matters of the heart that drive us to be who we are, do what we do, see what we see and act how we act - why are we even alive?).


Feels like i'm talking to a plant. Look.


Babe, let me axe yo' ass kwesshun:


The last time a man took you out on a first date. Did he make you feel as though you've known him your entire life? Did he instill certain thoughts and ideas that manifested into sheer pleasure and knock the hell out of your female intuition and want to ravage the clothes off his back right where you two sit/stand?

I'm no fukkin' dating expert. But i've been through what i've been through cuz i've essentially gone to hell and back.

Do i have any resentments?

Naw.

My flaws were of my own doing and all derived from lack of experience.

Now that i know what to do when i'm with Amanda, Jackie, Denise, Jennifer, Shantay, Anne, Mai, Fujiko, Adeesa, etc. Then i'm going to do my best to make her smile. The fashion, the whips, the hygiene and upkeep... that's just a facade. The supplementing factors are only a facade.


Let me turn lever on the stove... cuz i want to show you what it all boils down to:


TELL HER YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR HER WITHOUT SAYING IT! Because my goal, before the end of the night?


I'm going to make her feel like she's in complete and utter ecstasy...


..without taking Xtasy.


You wanna know what that feels like?.


Humph...


You're not gonna get any of it sitting behind that damn monitor, hun.


And i'm gone...


*fades in sunset while she stays whet*


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[Soundbwoy]

 

[Sharp]

The more comfortable you are with being alone, the less likely a female that comes into your life is going to hurt you with her actions. When you feel more disappointed than heartbroken, that is when you know that you are comfortable with being alone. Hurt comes from putting too much stock in somebody else. And the less hurt you are, the easier it is for you to make logical decisions and move on. Never get yourself to believe that the woman you are with will never disappoint you.

 

[Scustin Trillberlake]

I can't believe how much of a nice guy/simp i was in my early 20's

 

[MikelArteta]

The more comfortable you are with being alone, the less likely a female that comes into your life is going to hurt you with her actions. When you feel more disappointed than heartbroken, that is when you know that you are comfortable with being alone. Hurt comes from putting too much stock in somebody else. And the less hurt you are, the easier it is for you to make logical decisions and move on. Never get yourself to believe that the woman you are with will never disappoint you.

this is true, also the more comfortable you are being alone is when out of nowhere women appear they can pick up on that vibe.

and speaking of investing got to diversify no one will put all their guap in one stock even ceos like steve jobs etc. had their money all over the place, never put everything into one women

 

[MikelArteta]

I can't believe how much of a nice guy/simp i was in my early 20's

i thing i own the title of the biggest simp in late teens/early twenties

 

[MikelArteta]

I just seen the thread on this lol

 

[kevm3]

New alimony law is bad for women - CNN.com

children victims of violence.
(CNN) -- If Massachusetts' strangely arcane Alimony Reform Act were to become the law of the land, the financial well-being and security of married women could be seriously threatened.
The law dramatically changes the way judges grant alimony for nonworking ex-spouses. It is written in gender-neutral terminology, but because 97% of the people who seek and require alimony are women, the effects on women will be substantially greater.

First the (oversimplified) basics: The new law decides whether alimony will be granted, if at all, based not on a wide variety of criteria -- such as the value of the nonworking spouse's contributions to the marriage -- but on how many years the couple stayed married and how much money the working spouse made during the marriage. And it won't last a lifetime. If a marriage lasted 15 years, a woman will receive alimony, at most, for only 10½ years.
It's craziness. The Massachusetts legislature has effectively embraced a policy declaring that being married is roughly akin to working in state government. The more years you log, the bigger your pension, and if you make it to certain cut-off periods, you get a larger sum.

Specifically, five years of marriage or less gets the dependent spouse alimony for a period equal to 50% of the number of months the couple was married. So, if a couple stays married for two years, the dependent spouse will receive alimony for no more than 12 months. A marriage that lasts at least 15 years, but less than 20, entitles the dependent spouse to alimony for 80% of the number of months of the marriage.

If it weren't such a dangerous bill, it might be worth only a few snarky remarks about how people are not widgets, and human relationships should not be subjected to mechanical valuation systems. But this is a bill that threatens serious consequences and will affect women in ways that transcend economic concerns.

rest of article at the link

http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/09/opinion/murphy-alimony-overhaul-con/index.html

Hilarious that an alimony law offering 'equality' is considered bad for women by this woman. Sorry, sometimes 'equality sucks.'