I have a little question has any of this advice worked on females?
You really want to know, pumpkin t*ts?
The thing about all the aforementioned material your inquisitive pint-sized cerebrum has been studying.
All stems from experience.
Whether or not its to be followed; every man has to go through ordeals and tribulations and fine-tune his own approach. All that's been said is simply a guide for the next man to ingest, register... and hopefully - apply.
There's a saying, sweetcheeks - "If i knew then what i knew now. Boy what my life would be like."
Well...
You see, because the adage, "You can't learn to live with regrets" is something old timers are always so adamant about teaching to their successors/younger generation.
The correlation between the two proverbs are so necessary as they are materialized to set up a solid foundation for the callow and unaware.
Men don't have mothafukkin' Vogue, Mademoiselle, Seventeen, Cosmopolitan to read and learn about the opposite sex.
Stuff and Maxim is almost ALL humor (and GQ and Esquire are publications run my gay editors who really don't observe things in the hetero-male perspective - seldomly if so, but you can sense the homo-erotic stances that the writers prose is demonstrated from. You can smell the gay rhetoric from a galaxy away).
Now, forums/message boards/blogs are the only way men can truly communicate with one another. Express our feelings and rant about the things that permeate our existences and play such huge/defining roles in our lifes: LOVE AND ROMANCE (one can deny its pivotal factor-ness and its importance, but who are we to kid? Without the matters of the heart that drive us to be who we are, do what we do, see what we see and act how we act - why are we even alive?).
Feels like i'm talking to a plant. Look.
Babe, let me axe yo' ass kwesshun:
The last time a man took you out on a first date. Did he make you feel as though you've known him your entire life? Did he instill certain thoughts and ideas that manifested into sheer pleasure and knock the hell out of your female intuition and want to ravage the clothes off his back right where you two sit/stand?
I'm no fukkin' dating expert. But i've been through what i've been through cuz i've essentially gone to hell and back.
Do i have any resentments?
Naw.
My flaws were of my own doing and all derived from lack of experience.
Now that i know what to do when i'm with Amanda, Jackie, Denise, Jennifer, Shantay, Anne, Mai, Fujiko, Adeesa, etc. Then i'm going to do my best to make her smile. The fashion, the whips, the hygiene and upkeep... that's just a facade. The supplementing factors are only a facade.
Let me turn lever on the stove... cuz i want to show you what it all boils down to:
TELL HER YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR HER WITHOUT SAYING IT! Because my goal, before the end of the night?
I'm going to make her feel like she's in complete and utter ecstasy...
..without taking Xtasy.
You wanna know what that feels like?.
Humph...
You're not gonna get any of it sitting behind that damn monitor, hun.
And i'm gone...
*fades in sunset while she stays whet*
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