Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[NerdNash]

Can you link me to that thread ?

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-think-my-girls-sister-wants-me-to-f-ck.380692/page-1#post-16846959

 

[North]

shyt be psychological warfare. I came to this realization when I was texting this chick a couple of years ago.


She would always text me in exactly 15 min intervals.


Didnt think much about it, till one day I realized I texted her at 9:45, and she replied exactly at 10pm. It just hit me like...




"Wait...a...minute....is....this....chick....playing.....games? "

holy

lmfao

 

[North]

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words 'Fuck you, ' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop b!tching about the cold right now, you're going to be b!tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

21. Give her the LOOK, when ever yall dance.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny!

lots of bullshyt in here like 6 and 8

 

[North]

holy

this 90% bull

 

[Atlrocafella]

Main chick been acting up, trying to be petty as shyt, meanwhile the woman I really want is back in town for a couple of weeks and is trying to spend all her time with me .

 

[DaRealness]

Not saying I will or won't but I think my girls sister wants to fukk me brehs.

Her has so fukking big I'm willing to risk it all.

Talk sense into me or tell me how to pull this off and what signs to look for

I made a thread about it but I'm coming here for advice from the quick little gems brehs

Dude you had a whole thread of people trying to convince you otherwise.

 

[DaRealness]

@R.O. Double

@ that list.

 

[R.O. Double]

holy

this 90% bull

Just 90%

@R.O. Double

@ that list.

Whatever works.

 

[fkthisgaysite]

This broad I dated for 3 years sent me photos of her ass the other night. I didn't say shyt, just passed them on to my mans.

Anyway last time we talked was August and I was trying to get her to visit. That ended in her ego being stroked and passing on the offer which didn't offend me at all.

This whole thing isn't that big of a deal to me but I have a very curious mind. I don't think she wants to get back together or anything (wouldn't care if she did, not my type anymore).

And yeah I know, "If I didn't care I wouldn't be posting about it or thinking about it" -- eh, I hate that bullshyt cop out type of reply. I'm honestly just curious in what her reasoning is. I'd just fukking ask her but she's very immature.

 

[StarGirl]

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[fkthisgaysite]

I don't know... How did it end? The relationship I mean...

Apologies for the lack of a backstory. It's long and I'm on my phone.

Basically we dated long distance for 3 years (I was young). Everything was cool year one, shyt went sour mid-year 2 due to insecurities from both parties and year 3 consisted of jealousy fits. Ex: us doing shyt to make the other jealous which obviously contributed to the relationship's downfall.

We usually end up talking some how but it's always short lived because every time, without fail, she tries to discreetly make me jealous but it's always painfully obvious. Ex: "Brb", "Ok back, make up sex is (insert girly emoji of your choice here)"

I guess she tries to illicit some type of emotional reply from me but I've wisened up. Like I said I didn't even reply to those pics and she hasn't sent anything like that since we've "dated".

Idk, it's just like what the fukk do you want?

I don't have any social media. I used to have a Tumblr that she randomly followed but I deleted that about two months ago. Maybe it's the lack of not being able to check on my "status"? I seriously have no clue on what this broad's issue is.

 

[Youseenmywork]

 

[StarGirl]

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[fkthisgaysite]

She wants to know that she still has you as an available option. It's a good thing you didn't reply to her ass pics. Truth be told if that was me I would've died on the inside from that, but she played herself even sending them. Something tells me that she was attractive, but didn't know how to make key moves in terms of keeping you on your toes as is evidenced by those immature text examples. You played it well, especially after she passed up on the offer to visit. Who ended things?

I figured that was why. I swear she thinks I'm some simp that she can trick all day and night. She should have known to not send some old ass shyt she took for someone else too (I could tell by the lighting and when I saved them to forward them, my iPhone gave me the exact date they were taken-- September). That's besides the point tho. If you want to talk to me, grow up and say something. Pictures are cool but been there done that.

As far as her attractiveness goes, I mean, we never met but she looked identical to her photos whenever she got on cam. Solid 6-7 but she is gassed the fukk up for whatever reason.

I honestly can't remember who exactly ended things. I think we just stopped talking because of all the shyt we were doing. It was very, very toxic, especially at the age we were at.

 

[NeilCartwright]

What's with these females adding you on snapchat?the shyt is weird because for they see you with another female, I feel like it'll be weird the next time we meet up.


I know I'd feel some type of way if a girl I was talking to was entertaining some other dude on snapchat. Exactly why I don't like social media