Every now and then the universe decides to troll me and throw a seemingly perfect broad my way just to see how I react
I've been a savage for months just banging with not a thought of commitment
Then this chick comes through, 2 masters degrees by 28, tall, in shape, health conscious, Instagram has like 16 pics and half of them are with her parents or of random places she's traveled to. Got me feeling like

But I've been down this road before and something always happens and goes to shyt
She's fukkin pretty too