Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[TRUEST]

I don't agree. One of my closest friends is a dude.

He hasn't smashed and he isn't gay.

i hope you mean to say "he hasn't and will never". hasn't means it hasn't happened yet!
come on.

when a girl tries to tell me to stop talking to another girl because she feels that other girl is trying to fucck. my response is always far reassuring than some "hasn't" bullsh1t.

"hun, i have absolutely zero interest in fuccking that girl. i dont see her that way at all! sounds to me ur developing a low self esteem if u think i would go from u to her." --- this can be used by lying ass men. but when i say it, i mean it.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

i hope you mean to say "he hasn't and will never". hasn't means it hasn't happened yet!
come on.

when a girl tries to tell me to stop talking to another girl because she feels that other girl is trying to fucck. my response is always far reassuring than some "hasn't" bullsh1t.

"hun, i have absolutely zero interest in fuccking that girl. i dont see her that way at all! sounds to me ur developing a low self esteem if u think i would go from u to her." --- this can be used by lying ass men. but when i say it, i mean it.

Naw fam.. hasn't and won't. Dude is like family to me.

 

[MikelArteta]

TE="Bonitaa, post: 25424800, member: 8107"]I don't agree. One of my closest friends is a dude.

He hasn't smashed and he isn't gay.[/QUOTE]


if you were pissed drunk and started to come on him i doubt he'd be lke bonitaa we can't were friends

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

I have a few female friends. They've all known me since grade school. I don't consider any other woman in my life a friend. I don't call them my friends either. There's no ambiguity. If the opportunity presents itself, I WILL HIT, and they know that.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

TE="Bonitaa, post: 25424800, member: 8107"]I don't agree. One of my closest friends is a dude.

He hasn't smashed and he isn't gay.

if you were pissed drunk and started to come on him i doubt he'd be lke bonitaa we can't were friends[/QUOTE]

I don't get pissy drunk so none of that would even happen.

I believe that men and woman CAN and DO have meaningful friendships that aren't sexual. Everything doesn't have to revolve around sex between the genders.

 

[MikelArteta]

if you were pissed drunk and started to come on him i doubt he'd be lke bonitaa we can't were friends

I don't get pissy drunk so none of that would even happen.

I believe that men and woman CAN and DO have meaningful friendships that aren't sexual. Everything doesn't have to revolve around sex between the genders.[/QUOTE]

if you say so

i guarantee you that dude has thought about you sexually

 

[MaxPain]

Every time I meet a female and she harps on how shes truthful never cheats always loyal blah blah blah

Without fail has been a scandalous bytch.


If she was a good woman shed show u by her actions instead of her words.


People have a habit of saying things to convince themselves its true. Plies said he was a real nikka so much he convinced himself but we all know he a square

 

[Lord Bison]

if you were pissed drunk and started to come on him i doubt he'd be lke bonitaa we can't were friends

I don't get pissy drunk so none of that would even happen.

I believe that men and woman CAN and DO have meaningful friendships that aren't sexual. Everything doesn't have to revolve around sex between the genders.[/QUOTE]

Lets have a bet. Send him a text message that says "come get this p*ssy" and I promise you he'll be on some Domino's Pizza shyt and be there in 30 mins or less.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

I don't get pissy drunk so none of that would even happen.

I believe that men and woman CAN and DO have meaningful friendships that aren't sexual. Everything doesn't have to revolve around sex between the genders.

if you say so

i guarantee you that dude has thought about you sexually[/QUOTE]

Whether he has or not is neither here nor there for me.

 

[Lord Bison]

if you say so

i guarantee you that dude has thought about you sexually

Whether he has or not is neither here nor there for me.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a one sided "friendship" to me.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

Whether he has or not is neither here nor there for me.

Sounds like a one sided "friendship" to me.[/QUOTE]

Believe me, it's not. We both benefit

 

[twan83]

There is no reason for women to have male friends, a male friend just wants to smash or has smashed already and hoping to do it again or is a flaming homosexual.

I don't disagree with what ur saying I just know on rare cases it has worked but only cuz grew up as friends even then I knew where that didn't work
Reality is 9/10 it don't work cuz someone gonna wanna smash unless both have good healthy relationships with their significant other and see em only as friend
I know I could have a female friend not fukk that's easy as shyt too me
But like u said a female having a male friend complicates things

The only time a female has a male friend and u can't do shyt bout is In the military cuz of chain of command where u have to contact each other at times and it can lead to other things

 

[Deafheaven]

I don't get pissy drunk so none of that would even happen.

I believe that men and woman CAN and DO have meaningful friendships that aren't sexual. Everything doesn't have to revolve around sex between the genders.

Lets have a bet. Send him a text message that says "come get this p*ssy" and I promise you he'll be on some Domino's Pizza shyt and be there in 30 mins or less.


[/QUOTE]
Thats what I tell these women who be like thats my frennnnn. Throw him the draws on a whim one day and see what happens. I have a couple female friends but they either unattractive or with my homeboys or met from work etc. why the hell would I want a attractive girl as a friend. So I can lie to both of us like if she wanted to fukk I wouldnt? Ive never thought about fukking my friends so like obviously were not friends lol. Acquaintances at best. I got enough friends, nikkas who Ive fought with, grew up with, loan out funds to got funds loaned to went through the ringer and shyt. Some chick who wants invade my bubble and get some attention from me when her man acting standoffish aint and will never be a friend of mine. Ive beeennnn seen through the bullshyt

 

[Deafheaven]

And lets be honest. most women just don't make good friends anyway. If one my brehs fell on hard times and needed a place to crash for a bit even if I aint have much I'd roll out the couch for that nikka and tell my chick to fall in line on it. But you think you could ever go to your female friend with some shyt like that

breh: damn man thats fukked up, my girl gon trip but fukk it come through we'll figure something out...
Brehette: Damn thats really unfortunate...so what you gonna do

They make horrible friends for more than the most cursory of friendships. If I want to stupid gossip I can go to a barbershop. I cook better than every woman I know. They horrid gamers. no reason to be close friends with one if they not like your homies wife for a long time. And don't take it that I'm like women interaction is worthless or w/e. But a man/woman relationship works because it is built on her idolizing you to an extent. She'll do shyt for you she'd never do for a friend. women don't idolize male friends and if they do they plotting on when he single or something and they both get tipsy and fall into each others bed.

 

[Dreamzeedream]

I think I use to talk myself out of p*ssy