Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Givethanks]

I'll do martial arts on the love of my life and she'll try and match my energy, but her balance is shyt and always falls over when she tries to kick me



She'll even say some goofy shyt like hadouken and just crouch like she's charging up — she takes forever to do it too

 

[Brandsdale]

You know you need to meet more single women when you’re on social media trying to look up the 1 unknown woman that you saw on the e-invite to the Juneteenth function.

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I literally did this on Monday lol

 

[cyndaquil]

Anybody showing up to Juneteenth celebrations with a PAWG today?
Extend your trolling beyond thecoli
Make sure yall draped in Daishikis too