Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Apollo Creed said:
Am I tripping or chicks posing with a bundle of roses they bought themselves some psychotic shyt?
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maaaaaayne check this out!!

every month during the spring/summer in toronto they have this flowers/plant market...for my toronto heads its near Queen and Ossington/Shaw

every month there will be a random Saturday where I see a bunch of woman walking around with flowers and then eventually I realized what was going on. Yes, these women buy flowers for themselves, they do it very often and some probably be posing with them. I always found it strange but hey, if these women simply like having flowers around the crib and shyt who am I to judge.

i walked past it one day and was telling my boy to come out and bag some hoes there. they must be easy pickings.
 
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Ohene said:
maaaaaayne check this out!!

every month during the spring/summer in toronto they have this flowers/plant market...for my toronto heads its near Queen and Ossington/Shaw

every month there will be a random Saturday where I see a bunch of woman walking around with flowers and then eventually I realized what was going on. Yes, these women buy flowers for themselves, they do it very often and some probably be posing with them. I always found it strange but hey, if these women simply like having flowers around the crib and shyt who am I to judge.

i walked past it one day and was telling my boy to come out and bag some hoes there. they must be easy pickings.
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Yeah for context, I aint talking plant moms, and people who just like a home full of plants/fresh flowers. It is more so these folks are taking pics as if these were a gift and buying like the gift style arrangements if that makes sense. And when they post themselves with the flowers its usually like "OMG I`m so lucky" expression lol.
 
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Apollo Creed said:
Yeah for context, I aint talking plant moms, and people who just like a home full of plants/fresh flowers. It is more so these folks are taking pics as if these were a gift and buying like the gift style arrangements if that makes sense. And when they post themselves with the flowers its usually like "OMG I`m so lucky" expression lol.
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I'm so tired of women describing themselves as
Plant moms
Dog moms
Cat moms etc etc

shyt is weird and lame as fukk
 
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In other news, my ex bytch gave birth and it definitely AINT MY KID :russ:

She had been saying it's mine, I didn't really believe her, then she said she had terminated the pregnancy, I cut contact, then she pops up on social media with pics of the baby shower looking WAY too pregnant for the timeline of when I supposedly knocked her up, she gave birth a few months ago apparently but if that was my kid, it would have been severely premature and the baby in the pics definitely AINT THAT :russ:

Be careful out here brehs, this was a chick that had repeatedly told me she can't get pregnant because she has PCOS. First time we fukked when I got out of prison she told me to cum inside her because "she's not ovulating" . I thought it was weird as fukk to say at the time but I was already balls deep ya heard I wasn't thinking straight :manny:

Also was suspect that she didn't wanna take her shirt off. I gave her the benefit of the doubt because I thought she was insecure about her weight. She a bit thicker than thick bordering on fat girl status. Looking back, this bytch was already pregnant :dead: she felt guilty for stepping out while I was locked up and tried to trap me, when I told her I want a paternity test she was livid and defensive as fukk and that's when I knew she was most likely lying

Moral of the story: never trust a chick that's willing to get in a relationship with a dude while he's in prison. My dad said to me: "she's very intelligent and she seems nice, but why is she with you while you're in prison? She can't find anyone on the outside? Something must be wrong with her" . He was right


Anyway, I'm free from her crazy shyt and I will take that as a lesson learned. Hopefully I don't repeat that mistake :blessed:
 
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Mirin4rmfar said:
Am I wrong for letting this bother me? I know my ex 's reddit account :mjlol:. I can see what she posts about me. It's insane how wrong she is about me, everything has been wrong :mjlol:. Her thinking I was cheating on her, her thinking I was hiding shyt from her, literally everything has been wrong, her thinking I preferred to have casual sex etc. The only I was not upfront about was my finances. She was surprise to learn what my net worth was.

I was literally faithful to this woman from the get go. It's hilarious but also sad what's she thinks she knows of me :mjlol:.
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Yes, keep doing whatever makes her believe those things. As soon as they think you faithful and a good guy is when it's a wrap.

One foot in and one foot out at all times.
 
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The Jewnited States said:
I'm so tired of women describing themselves as
Plant moms
Dog moms
Cat moms etc etc

shyt is weird and lame as fukk
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most that shyt is signs of mental disorders but men turn their brains off because we want sex which is what allows mentally deranged women to exist and sometimes ruin peoples lives. All that shyt screams I`m too crazy to have human relationships. The Crazy Cat Lady thing has now become acceptable and dudes don't even realize it.
 
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The Jewnited States said:
In other news, my ex bytch gave birth and it definitely AINT MY KID :russ:

She had been saying it's mine, I didn't really believe her, then she said she had terminated the pregnancy, I cut contact, then she pops up on social media with pics of the baby shower looking WAY too pregnant for the timeline of when I supposedly knocked her up, she gave birth a few months ago apparently but if that was my kid, it would have been severely premature and the baby in the pics definitely AINT THAT :russ:

Be careful out here brehs, this was a chick that had repeatedly told me she can't get pregnant because she has PCOS. First time we fukked when I got out of prison she told me to cum inside her because "she's not ovulating" . I thought it was weird as fukk to say at the time but I was already balls deep ya heard I wasn't thinking straight :manny:

Also was suspect that she didn't wanna take her shirt off. I gave her the benefit of the doubt because I thought she was insecure about her weight. She a bit thicker than thick bordering on fat girl status. Looking back, this bytch was already pregnant :dead: she felt guilty for stepping out while I was locked up and tried to trap me, when I told her I want a paternity test she was livid and defensive as fukk and that's when I knew she was most likely lying

Moral of the story: never trust a chick that's willing to get in a relationship with a dude while he's in prison. My dad said to me: "she's very intelligent and she seems nice, but why is she with you while you're in prison? She can't find anyone on the outside? Something must be wrong with her" . He was right


Anyway, I'm free from her crazy shyt and I will take that as a lesson learned. Hopefully I don't repeat that mistake :blessed:
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Yall lives crazy on here man.
 
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