In other news, my ex bytch gave birth and it definitely AINT MY KID
She had been saying it's mine, I didn't really believe her, then she said she had terminated the pregnancy, I cut contact, then she pops up on social media with pics of the baby shower looking WAY too pregnant for the timeline of when I supposedly knocked her up, she gave birth a few months ago apparently but if that was my kid, it would have been severely premature and the baby in the pics definitely AINT THAT
Be careful out here brehs, this was a chick that had repeatedly told me she can't get pregnant because she has PCOS. First time we fukked when I got out of prison she told me to cum inside her because "she's not ovulating" . I thought it was weird as fukk to say at the time but I was already balls deep ya heard I wasn't thinking straight
Also was suspect that she didn't wanna take her shirt off. I gave her the benefit of the doubt because I thought she was insecure about her weight. She a bit thicker than thick bordering on fat girl status. Looking back, this bytch was already pregnant

she felt guilty for stepping out while I was locked up and tried to trap me, when I told her I want a paternity test she was livid and defensive as fukk and that's when I knew she was most likely lying
Moral of the story: never trust a chick that's willing to get in a relationship with a dude while he's in prison. My dad said to me: "she's very intelligent and she seems nice, but why is she with you while you're in prison? She can't find anyone on the outside? Something must be wrong with her" . He was right
Anyway, I'm free from her crazy shyt and I will take that as a lesson learned. Hopefully I don't repeat that mistake