Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[SubLyminalz]

turning 23 years old today and I just wanna say that these girls aint shyt brehs. If they aint your mother (possibly sister) put no faith in em.

dont wanna sound like a hoe but your birthday really does let you know about who really cares about you.

happy bday breh.

I remember when you was 15-16 stanning the mobb on

time flies

 

[MikelArteta]

Posted this in another thread

These women are Brian dunkleman status to me.
They had the nice gig (hosting american idol season 1 ) but thought they were to good for it and could do better -ala they had the nice decent guy or decent suitors but instead thought they could do better.

Only to find out as the years went by they couldn't.

No one cares about Brian dunkleman anymore , the same how no man cares to save your old delusional ass you could have had it all, all that you wanted now the ship has sailed you cling to the past when you hosted american idol (when men actually found you attractive

 

[Ohene]

happy bday breh.

I remember when you was 15-16 stanning the mobb on

time flies

its flies breh
Some things never change either.

 

[Ohene]

Posted this in another thread

These women are Brian dunkleman status to me.
They had the nice gig (hosting american idol season 1 ) but thought they were to good for it and could do better -ala they had the nice decent guy or decent suitors but instead thought they could do better.

Only to find out as the years went by they couldn't.

No one cares about Brian dunkleman anymore , the same how no man cares to save your old delusional ass you could have had it all, all that you wanted now the ship has sailed you cling to the past when you hosted american idol (when men actually found you attractive

brooooooooo i forgot alllll about that dude Dunkelman. i had to google him to remember who he was

 

[MikelArteta]

Dude quit american idol after the first year thinking it wasn't going to last and thay he was to good for it.

Now hes old and broke doing comedy shows in old clubs.

Just reminds me of young women who chide and chastise good young men , mess with the a$$holes thugs, then years later on pof looking for a nice guy looking for that gig they laughed at ten years ago.

brooooooooo i forgot alllll about that dude Dunkelman. i had to google him to remember who he was

 

[Ohene]

Dude quit american idol after the first year thinking it wasn't going to last and thay he was to good for it.

Now new old and broke doing comedy shows in old clubs.

Just reminds me of young women who chide and chastise good young men , mess with the a$$holes thugs, then years later on pof looking for a nice guy looking for that gig they laughed at ten years ago.

meanwhile ryan seacrest is producing hit shows and has a networth in the 100s of millions.
life

 

[MikelArteta]

Ether

meanwhile ryan seacrest is producing hit shows and has a networth in the 100s of millions.
life

 

[Ohene]

Brehs...ask yourself how many female friends your mother has.

I wonder if its just me or an actual trend...but with my mom i cant think of any real friends she has at least in Canada. Everytime the family has events like BBQs, functions whatever...my dad will invite all his homies from church and other walks of life...a solid 5-10...as well as other people he knows. But my mom? She merely mingles with the wives of my dad's friends.

And I hate to say it but numerous tv shows that feature married couples that I watch...(Ray Donovan as the most recent) again its often that the females are friendless. Shows like Seinfeld, King of Queens, the Simpsons, So why is that? Why cant women sustain friendship? I could elaborate with stories but overall it alludes to what I said earlier.

Trustworthiness
Reliability
Humor
Loyalty
Wisdom
Selflessness

these are things most people look for in friends that females lack. Theres a reason that most girls friendzone guys and say dumb shyt like, "I cant be friends with girls because they're X,Y & Z". It's because they have something to gain out of the arrangement of a M-F friendship. Most men however dont need anything from women other than p*ssy though; we have our friends. I'm 23 years old now and if you look at my circle it consists mainly of 2 dudes i met in grade 6 (a year that I changed elementary schools, others I met in 9 (first year of highschool) and two from my freshman year of university (again...first year of post secondary). The trend is apparent

 

[Youseenmywork]

By Rollo Tomassi


Good Dads vs Good Genes


The two greatest difficulties for women to overcome in their own methodology is that they are only at a sexually viable peak for a short window of time (generally their 20s) and the fact that the qualities that make a good long term partner (the Good Dad) and the qualities that make for good breeding stock (Good Genes) only rarely manifest themselves in the same male. Provisioning and security potential are fantastic motivators for pairing with a Good Dad, but the same characteristics that make him such are generally a disadvantage when compared with the man who better exemplifies genetic, physical attraction and the risk taking qualities that would imbue her child with a better capacity to adapt to it’s environment (i.e stronger, faster, more attractive than others to ensure the passing of her own genetic material to future generations). This is the Jerk vs. Nice Guy paradox writ large on an evolutionary scale.

Men and women innately (though unconsciously) understand this dynamic, so in order for a woman to have the best that the Good Dad has to offer while taking advantage of the best that the Good Genes man has, she must invent and constantly modify social conventions to keep the advantage in her biological favor.

 

[Kasual Konfidence]

dont wanna sound like a hoe but your birthday really does let you know about who really cares about you.

agreed breh

i used to publicize my birthday all the time on fb, mysace back in the day. when i realized how much ppl aint shyt and got rid of all that social shyt that be all up in ya shyt, my phone calls and text numbers have been down since.

I'm just like fukk it now

half them fukks aint doing nothing with their lives anyway

i can't lie tho i used to eat on fb back in the day

 

[Yup]

Brehs...ask yourself how many female friends your mother has.

I wonder if its just me or an actual trend...but with my mom i cant think of any real friends she has at least in Canada. Everytime the family has events like BBQs, functions whatever...my dad will invite all his homies from church and other walks of life...a solid 5-10...as well as other people he knows. But my mom? She merely mingles with the wives of my dad's friends.

And I hate to say it but numerous tv shows that feature married couples that I watch...(Ray Donovan as the most recent) again its often that the females are friendless. Shows like Seinfeld, King of Queens, the Simpsons, So why is that? Why cant women sustain friendship? I could elaborate with stories but overall it alludes to what I said earlier.

Trustworthiness
Reliability
Humor
Loyalty
Wisdom
Selflessness

these are things most people look for in friends that females lack. Theres a reason that most girls friendzone guys and say dumb shyt like, "I cant be friends with girls because they're X,Y & Z". It's because they have something to gain out of the arrangement of a M-F friendship. Most men however dont need anything from women other than p*ssy though; we have our friends. I'm 23 years old now and if you look at my circle it consists mainly of 2 dudes i met in grade 6 (a year that I changed elementary schools, others I met in 9 (first year of highschool) and two from my freshman year of university (again...first year of post secondary). The trend is apparent

Happy bday...we are close in age.

 

[Ohene]

Happy bday...we are close in age.

thanks

 

[MikelArteta]

agreed breh

i used to publicize my birthday all the time on fb, mysace back in the day. when i realized how much ppl aint shyt and got rid of all that social shyt that be all up in ya shyt, my phone calls and text numbers have been down since.

I'm just like fukk it now

half them fukks aint doing nothing with their lives anyway

i can't lie tho i used to eat on fb back in the day

when i had fb id get like 100 happy bday, or happy bday texts

this year i got 4 from my aunt, my mom (i was in vancouver), sister and my boy

i didn't even mention it to people

you can always tell who truely cares about you when a) in the hospital b) broke c) need a place to stay d) birthday

 

[MikelArteta]

Brehs...ask yourself how many female friends your mother has.

I wonder if its just me or an actual trend...but with my mom i cant think of any real friends she has at least in Canada. Everytime the family has events like BBQs, functions whatever...my dad will invite all his homies from church and other walks of life...a solid 5-10...as well as other people he knows. But my mom? She merely mingles with the wives of my dad's friends.

And I hate to say it but numerous tv shows that feature married couples that I watch...(Ray Donovan as the most recent) again its often that the females are friendless. Shows like Seinfeld, King of Queens, the Simpsons, So why is that? Why cant women sustain friendship? I could elaborate with stories but overall it alludes to what I said earlier.

Trustworthiness
Reliability
Humor
Loyalty
Wisdom
Selflessness

these are things most people look for in friends that females lack. Theres a reason that most girls friendzone guys and say dumb shyt like, "I cant be friends with girls because they're X,Y & Z". It's because they have something to gain out of the arrangement of a M-F friendship. Most men however dont need anything from women other than p*ssy though; we have our friends. I'm 23 years old now and if you look at my circle it consists mainly of 2 dudes i met in grade 6 (a year that I changed elementary schools, others I met in 9 (first year of highschool) and two from my freshman year of university (again...first year of post secondary). The trend is apparent

you know
now that i think of your right, my mom has a few female acquaintances but like nobody close who she is talking to on the phone all night or texting all the time or on fb, her closest females are her sister, my grandma and cousins.

And yes for me growing up I had alot of "female friends", but you know what hapaned they got in relationships, got married, became single mothers and then totally disappeared. I mean i've had female friends I grew up with who told me they love me like a brother or even more, and got in a relationship or married and well i dont exist anymore :barney:

my closest friend is a male and dudes been there through everything in my life, I remember when I was in cuba and had to cancel something through email and had no internet connection itexted dude my pw to my email and he did for me ( i havent evne changed my pw yet) , when i was in a car accident at like 1am in the middle of the boonies dude was willing to come drive and get me before my brotehr in law did

 

[MikelArteta]

also @Asantehene if you talk to girls they are always blowing up on their "closest" friends, cutting them off, talking bad abou them (shes such a slut) then making up and being friends again there is no loyalty. There is a reason why females ask men for money when they need as well because they can't even rely on their "bff" to help them out.

Hell ask females why won't you live with insert your bff , but they are quick to live with a boy they've been dating for 3 monts.

as patrice oneal said
Women expect us to like them but they don’t even like each other”