Brandeezy
Superstar
APPROACH #2- So im walking around this shopping complex looking for some fresh meat. Its a pretty nice sized complex with a ballys total fitness next to this bagel place, so i figured id pick up some pre workout carbs in a bagel. So as I walk in I see this little white girl who looked like she could use a d*ck or two. So i walk up to her
ME: hi, how are you?
Her: hi, what can i get for you today
me: i want a whole wheat bagel with double cream cheese
her: uh sure, anything else for you today? (she says with a smile)
i decided this is a prime time to go for the kill
Me: Well your number would be wonderful
Her: uh i don't give out my number to strangers
Me: Well thats good honey bc i ain't no stranger, my names johny. What's yours?
Her: she laughs** im emily.
I reach over and shake her hand and i go for the kill. So i keep pressing this broad for her number and after about 5 more minutes she relucantly gives it to me. So as I walk away and say goodbye I see her giggling with her friend behind the counter. So I'm figuring nice this chick digs my big black physique.
So as i leave I decide that I'm gonna send her a text so she can have my number too. So I'm sitting in the parking lot in my car when I send it. Strangely enough the text doesn't go through so im like "this ho better have not gave me a fake number" So i decide im gonna call it because the big nasty don't waste any time when it comes to chicks.
To my happy suprise it rings and im golden
until
SOME MOFO PICKS UP THE PHONE AND ITS MOTHA F*CKIN BALLY TOTAL FITNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUMB BROAD LIED TO ME SO I REALIZE NOW SHES GOTTA PAY.
SO I RUN OUT OF MY CAR LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL. I GRAB THAT DAMN BAGEL AND RUN INTO THE BAGEL STORE. I SHOUT AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS "NO ONE MESSES WITH Eff You". I TAKE THE BAGEL AND THROW IT AS HARD AS I CAN AGAINST A RACK OF CREAM CHEESES AND A BUNCH FALL.
then i run out of there....
you should have seen that hos face when i came back
priceless
APPROACH #3-I was waiting for the train in penn station getting back from a night hanging with the boys. I was waiting all by myself and sloppy drunk. So I see these girls probably around 21 that were extremely fly. They were all wearing really short skirts so I do the best thing I could do in this situation.
I lay on the floor of penn station and look up their skirts. So I see two skanks out of the 3 look at me and start getting pissed
GIRL 1 and 2: WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU PERVERT
ME: IM TIRED, CANT A BLACK MAN GET SOME REST?
GIRL 3: GET AWAY
ME: can i ask you ladies a question
GIRL: GET THE F*CK AWAY
I START TO FOLLOW THEM
ME: Ill leave you alone if you answer my question
GIRL2: FINE WHAT DO YOU WANT
ME:it must be colding wearing no undies, you want a big black stiffy to warm you up?
Girls told me to stfu and ran away. I figured after they caught me looking up their skirts, i was done for.so i just acted the way i wanted to.
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Nothing over the top but why go out with a dude if you aint at least attracted to him and continue talking after? Perhaps 
. My homie thinks that might have even been a subliminal to me
. fukk HOH...I'm straight TGLS (treat girls like shyt) mode now