Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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APPROACH #2- So im walking around this shopping complex looking for some fresh meat. Its a pretty nice sized complex with a ballys total fitness next to this bagel place, so i figured id pick up some pre workout carbs in a bagel. So as I walk in I see this little white girl who looked like she could use a d*ck or two. So i walk up to her

ME: hi, how are you?
Her: hi, what can i get for you today
me: i want a whole wheat bagel with double cream cheese
her: uh sure, anything else for you today? (she says with a smile)

i decided this is a prime time to go for the kill

Me: Well your number would be wonderful
Her: uh i don't give out my number to strangers
Me: Well thats good honey bc i ain't no stranger, my names johny. What's yours?
Her: she laughs** im emily.

I reach over and shake her hand and i go for the kill. So i keep pressing this broad for her number and after about 5 more minutes she relucantly gives it to me. So as I walk away and say goodbye I see her giggling with her friend behind the counter. So I'm figuring nice this chick digs my big black physique.

So as i leave I decide that I'm gonna send her a text so she can have my number too. So I'm sitting in the parking lot in my car when I send it. Strangely enough the text doesn't go through so im like "this ho better have not gave me a fake number" So i decide im gonna call it because the big nasty don't waste any time when it comes to chicks.

To my happy suprise it rings and im golden

until















SOME MOFO PICKS UP THE PHONE AND ITS MOTHA F*CKIN BALLY TOTAL FITNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUMB BROAD LIED TO ME SO I REALIZE NOW SHES GOTTA PAY.

SO I RUN OUT OF MY CAR LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL. I GRAB THAT DAMN BAGEL AND RUN INTO THE BAGEL STORE. I SHOUT AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS "NO ONE MESSES WITH Eff You". I TAKE THE BAGEL AND THROW IT AS HARD AS I CAN AGAINST A RACK OF CREAM CHEESES AND A BUNCH FALL.

then i run out of there....

you should have seen that hos face when i came back

priceless
APPROACH #3-I was waiting for the train in penn station getting back from a night hanging with the boys. I was waiting all by myself and sloppy drunk. So I see these girls probably around 21 that were extremely fly. They were all wearing really short skirts so I do the best thing I could do in this situation.

I lay on the floor of penn station and look up their skirts. So I see two skanks out of the 3 look at me and start getting pissed

GIRL 1 and 2: WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU PERVERT
ME: IM TIRED, CANT A BLACK MAN GET SOME REST?
GIRL 3: GET AWAY
ME: can i ask you ladies a question
GIRL: GET THE F*CK AWAY

I START TO FOLLOW THEM

ME: Ill leave you alone if you answer my question
GIRL2: FINE WHAT DO YOU WANT
ME:it must be colding wearing no undies, you want a big black stiffy to warm you up?

Girls told me to stfu and ran away. I figured after they caught me looking up their skirts, i was done for.so i just acted the way i wanted to.

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It's not just women breh it's life in general. I find it boring as fukk and nothing excites me. Video games use to be fun but now they're boring, Basketball use to be my life now I barely watch it, I use to be a gym rat now I don't give AF about my body and tbh I find most ppl annoying

Hey breh this sounds like the symptoms of depression. Some people think depression is when you feel sad but instead it's when it's hard to feel any type of emotions. You should reach out for some professional help. A lot of people get hit with depression (even I got it hard one summer) it's nothing to be ashamed about.
 

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If you have respect for yourself, you will have repercussions for crossing boundaries and will stick to your guns no matter what. On the other hand if you do not respect yourself, constantly your boundaries will be crossed over and over again as you give the dreaded leeway.

I recognize that everyone is flawed even I, but I'm somewhat cut-throat in the way that I only give individuals one chance. Although it may sound harsh I've realized in life the more chances I give people the more respect for me they lose, as they start to view me as a sucker, a doormat, and worse start to depend always on you forgiving them for their actions over and over again.

As I returned from a trip and checked my email, I received a e-mail when I was away from a "old friend", basically begging for another chance for them to be in my life, but also blaming me for how I treated them. As I commence laughing.....


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Hey,

How are you? I'm not even sure if you would actually read this but I wanted to send it to you just in case.

I just wanted to apologize for how things ended, I've known you long enough that how you treated me the last time we spoke was someone that I didn't recognize and I'm sorry that I caused that.

I still think of you all the time and really just wanted to see how you are and if you'd let me speak to you.

The funny thing is that this was someone who distanced themselves from me, spat me out like scrambled eggs with a piece of hair in it, went almost half a year without saying a word to me. Then popped up like everything was supposed to be peachy, and because I was not interested I'm the "bad guy" because I was not interested in being disrespected. As we rewind 4 months ago..........


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Like always I forgive, forget but don't associate ever again. Respect me the first time because a second time is never guaranteed.
 
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If you have respect for yourself, you will have repercussions for crossing boundaries and will stick to your guns no matter what. On the other hand if you do not respect yourself, constantly your boundaries will be crossed over and over again as you give the dreaded leeway.

I recognize that everyone is flawed even I, but I'm somewhat cut-throat in the way that I only give individuals one chance. Although it may sound harsh I've realized in life the more chances I give people the more respect for me they lose, as they start to view me as a sucker, a doormat, and worse start to depend always on you forgiving them for their actions over and over again.

As I returned from a trip and checked my email, I received a e-mail when I was away from a "old friend", basically begging for another chance for them to be in my life, but also blaming me for how I treated them. As I commence laughing.....


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The funny thing is that this was someone who distanced themselves from me, spat me out like scrambled eggs with a piece of hair in it, went almost half a year without saying a word to me. Then popped up like everything was supposed to be peachy, and because I was not interested I'm the "bad guy" because I was not interested in being disrespected. As we rewind 4 months ago..........


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Like always I forgive, forget but don't associate ever again. Respect me the first time because a second time is never guaranteed.

sounds like she wanted forgiveness.. could have just said i forgive you and then ignored ..

i don't know the circumstances though :manny:
 

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sounds like she wanted forgiveness.. could have just said i forgive you and then ignored ..

i don't know the circumstances though :manny:

she spat me out, distant herself disrespected me, but because im not a sap im still floating in her mind almost a year later last time I saw her was march

i dont fall for manipulative tactics
 

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she spat me out, distant herself disrespected me, but because im not a sap im still floating in her mind almost a year later last time I saw her was march

i dont fall for manipulative tactics


I salute you brother...i am the same way...I have ZEROOOOOO tolerance for any fukkery a woman brings in my life...
I am blunt and always go straight to the point.... they say that I am mean.... I tell them to not bring any bs my way because it will not be tolerated...that includes any attitudes, insecurities or whatever the fukk else bullshyt that they have tried in the past with other men... so imagine the surprise in a woman's eye when they try some shyt and I come down hard on them....

So after reading your little conversation...I salute you brother
 

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@Grams I'm feeling a way breh. :mjcry:

There's this chick I bagged way back in the day...cool chick (light skinned/half white half black). We went out once last winter and I guess probablywould've more but we lived pretty far away from each other in school and in the summer my broken ankle ruined the flex. She always seemed like a nice/cool chick...and interested in the kid too. :patrice: Nothing over the top but why go out with a dude if you aint at least attracted to him and continue talking after? Perhaps

Anyways, a few weeks back...I messaged this chick cause I hadnt spoke to her in a very long time. Turns out she moved to Ottawa to do an internship for a year. We do a bit of catching up i guess and that was that.

Weeks later...today, I'm bored watching raptors halftime and get on twitter to see what some ppl i know (via Google, I dont have twitter) are saying. Tell me how I see a status from this chick saying, "All darksins...ew." Then I see the date and think to myself damn...that was around the time I holla'ed at her.

:ohhh:

I'm speechless. I havent had a midnight boy wakeup call in quite some time :wow:. My homie thinks that might have even been a subliminal to me :what:. fukk HOH...I'm straight TGLS (treat girls like shyt) mode now
 

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@Grams I'm feeling a way breh. :mjcry:

There's this chick I bagged way back in the day...cool chick (light skinned/half white half black). We went out once last winter and I guess probablywould've more but we lived pretty far away from each other in school and in the summer my broken ankle ruined the flex. She always seemed like a nice/cool chick...and interested in the kid too. :patrice: Nothing over the top but why go out with a dude if you aint at least attracted to him and continue talking after? Perhaps

Anyways, a few weeks back...I messaged this chick cause I hadnt spoke to her in a very long time. Turns out she moved to Ottawa to do an internship for a year. We do a bit of catching up i guess and that was that.

Weeks later...today, I'm bored watching raptors halftime and get on twitter to see what some ppl i know (via Google, I dont have twitter) are saying. Tell me how I see a status from this chick saying, "All darksins...ew." Then I see the date and think to myself damn...that was around the time I holla'ed at her.

:ohhh:

I'm speechless. I havent had a midnight boy wakeup call in quite some time :wow:. My homie thinks that might have even been a subliminal to me :what:. fukk HOH...I'm straight TGLS (treat girls like shyt) mode now

:damn:

the nerve of these brehettes
 
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